overprotective-moms

Don’t you love it when...

Your fabulous diva is more than willing to cut a bitch

For a friend said bitch messed with TuT

BECAUSE I DO

innocent reader & the spider guy

a/n: i jus wanted something w a reader that doesn’t swear and does cute things oKAY

edit: i wrote this on my phone and it was all disoriented so i had to do the and thing

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• peter always catches you dancing to ur small playlist on spotify

• you being SO quirky and SO cute

• him bringing you flowers

• aunt may still being no. 1 supporter of your relationship

• girly talks with aunt may

• reading books at that rlly cozy coffee shop

• blushing whenever he kisses you

• LOTTA CUDDLES

• being besties with the avengers

• making cookies for everyone and two extra cookies for peter

• OVERSIZED SWEATERS AND PAJAMA PARTIES

• ++ overprotective mom buck

• piggy back rides

• hugs from behind

• DID I SAY CUDDLING?

• free kisses for injured pete

• hair ruffles

• forehead kisses

• bOOK SHOPPING

• peter being a total babe

• peter is so cute im

• you catching him staring at u with the most LOVING eyes

• peter catching you do the same thing to him and starts getting all blushy

• admiring his hands

• hoLding them

• FRICK HESJJWSJWJSJW

Originally posted by iammoana

anonymous asked:

I'm laughing so hard!! Hahaha! Now I'm just imagining Callie's suitor trying to make small talk with Quinn at the dinner table because he's uncomfortable with the look he's receiving from her, and Quinn saying absolutely nothing, all the while staring straight at him giving nothing but straight-up cynical, I'm-over-your-bs-sales-pitch, bitch-face!! I'm hollering!!

Kind of like this?

Fantastic Beasts Characters as types of Moms

Newt: Wild mom, kinda puts kids in danger a lot, gets looks from other moms, known as the fun mom by the children. Allows weird pets

Tina: Soccer mom, always has things together, exceptional organization, kinda low key stressed 24/7 

Queenie: The super cool mom, Tries to talk about boys all the time, makes cookies a lot, always the house to go to when it comes to playdates 

Jacob: The turns chores into games mom, tricks kids into doing basic house chores by pretending its a game. Probably puts veggies in brownies 

Graves: PTA mom, thinks their child is the best, can’t stand other PTA moms, always wants the best for their kid even if it means pushing them to do things the kid doesn't want to do

Credence: The overprotective mom, worries about their kids safety 24/7, “because I love you” is a common phrase, Really has the bests interests for their kid but goes about it the wrong way. V Loving like 1000% love 

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Finally! I did it! (so happy)

So yeah, William got also lot’s of nice presents for christmas. But this was a scenario I had in mind for a long time (evan before christmas).

Evan has still to learn what exactly it means that William is a baby and that you can’t just treat him like and adult killer.

And as you can see, Elise is the OP mom in the family. The overprotective mom. (One Punch Mom)

Merry Christmas again. I hope you have beautiful holidays~

anonymous asked:

i still just find it so funny that dan got so mad about the personal trainer incident

god dans such a competitive and overprotective white suburban mom who’s gonna demand to speak to the manager

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[x] [x] - REQUESTED BY harleyquinnfanboy18 (edited slightly for clarity! And in this gif imagine, we’re going to pretend Ivy is also in the Suicide Squad.)

Harley: *looks over at you* You doin’ alright, puddin’?

Y/N: I’m doing okay, mom.

Ivy: Seriously, Harley, you’re such an overprotective mother.

Rick: ‘Mom’? That’s your kid, Harley?

Harley: Yeah, they’re mine and Ivy’s, why do you look so surprised? Alright, they’re adopted, but they’re still my kid and I love ‘em. 

REQUESTS ARE OPEN!

THE SIGNS IN FAIRY TALES
  • Aries: Knight in shining armor with questionable motives
  • Taurus: Villain who has been holding a grudge for years
  • Gemini: Pretends to be your friend, double agent as heck
  • Cancer: Overprotective mom but means well
  • Leo: Member of royalty that can actually fight
  • Virgo: Fairy princess that grants wishes n shit
  • Libra: Beautiful prince/princess turned evil
  • Scorpio: Dark sorcerer that turns good at the end
  • Sagittarius: Really happy sidekick that has either really good or bad ideas
  • Capricorn: *Mermaid Man voice* EVIL
  • Aquarius: Really scary and silent and has no emotions but ends up being good
  • Pisces: Pitiful character that has dark ulterior motives
  • Alyx and Gordon's kid: Dad can you teach me how to use the HEV suit
  • Gordon: what WHAT NO NOnonoNO WHAT PUT THAT IDEA INTO YOUR HEAD OH NO YOU WILL NOT I WILL NOT HAVE THAT UNDER MY ROOF DO YOU HEAR ME??? oh SURE it's all fine and well when your FIGHTING but the second I got out after the combine fell my life was a living HELL they had to REBREAK MY LEGS IN THREE PLACES and NO WE DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO PUT ME OUT AND OH YEAH NO PAINKILLERS BECAUSE I WAS ALREADY ADDICTED TO MORPHINE BECAUSE OF THE HEV AND THAT WAS THE ONLY ONE AVALIBLE TO US, and lets not forget the THREE WEEKS OF WITHDRAWLS and AGONY I WAS SICK FOR THREE MONTHS AFTERWARDS I COULDNT MOVE FOR TWO DAYS the inside of that thing is STILL CAKED WITH MY BLOOD YOUR MOTHER COULDN'T GET IT OUT and even BEFORE THE BLACK MESA INCIDENT I TRAINED FOR FIVE HOURS A DAY on a TRAINING COURSE TO EVEN BE ABLE TO USE IT I waded through NUCLEAR WASTE at 3 IN THE MORNING, WHY DO YOU EVEN WANT TO USE IT its SAFE NOW everythings FINE the combines GONE, you'll wear a helmet and a bulletproof vest when you go shooting to hunt (you BETTER BE WEARING THAT WHEN YOUR HUNTING BY THE WAY) and thats for SAFTEY and thats IT thats ALL THE ARMOR YOU NEED i will NOT have you walking around or even TOUCHING that IRON DEATHTRAP OF A MACHINE, you could get HURT, oh god YOU COULD GET KILLED IN THAT THING OH NO I WILL NOT HAVE YOU USING THAT, maybe i should add a couple more locks to the vault just in case
  • Gordon and Alyx's kid: Mom can you teach me how to use the HEV suit
  • Alyx: Sure honey let me go steal your father's keys
It's got me thinking....

As I’m rereading “Hope Springs Eternal: A Subterranean Romance” by Quantum Witch (brilliant story, by the by!), a sudden lightning bolt strikes me.

Hades’ characterization and idiosyncratic dialogue (a la sassy Disney classic baddies treatment and their warped sense of humor) reminded me of Handsome Jack…so by extension, the willful Persephone would be Rhys? The imagery has me in stitches.

The gems as stereotypical moms
  • Pearl: Overprotective, but lovable, mom. Got the,"Mom of the month!" award from School Committee. Is jealous of Maya from the School Committee because Maya makes better lemon squares than her.
  • Amethyst: Cool mom every other kid wishes they had. Every mom on the School Committee hates her because she's that,"One mom." Picks kid up from school on a different vehicle every day.
  • Garnet: Silent mom every other kid is secretly afraid of. The School Committee loves her though. She makes the best orange squares.
  • Rose: Nerd mom that tries to act 'cool' around kid's friends. All the kids like her and she was hit on by a seven year old once. The moms absolutely ADORE her. ("Oh, Rose, did you make that cake?" "Rose, you have GOT to see this!" "Rose, did you hear what happened to Michelle's daughter earlier today?")
  • Jasper: Overenthusiastic soccer mom. Yelled at Cynthia from the School Committee and called her cookies,"Bland, tasteless, over glorified rice cakes." Absolutely hates School Committee meetings and does everything she can to get out of them.
  • Peridot: Forgetful mom. Doesn't remember they have basketball practice in ten minutes. Fell asleep at the monthly meeting of the School Committee and could only wake up when Jasper slapped her. (To be fair, it was lightly. And Rose, Pearl, and Lapis had already tried any alternatives and had given their consent to the practice.)
  • Lapis: Hot single mom. All the moms on the School Committee are super jelly of her, and all of their kids have crushes on her. Got flowers from an anonymous secret admirer a few times.
  • Ruby: Constantly worried mom. All the moms on the School Committee think it's scandalous she's in a relationship with Sapphire. Keeps up with the kids. Super good with them too.
  • Sapphire: Calm, keeps the peace mom. All the moms wonder how her kids never seem to fight and are constantly asking tips. They also think it's scandalous that she's in a relationship with Ruby. She's "That one mom" we all know.
If all of THIS didn't bother you, STFU about Nygma and Cobblepot, bitch.

Gotham, vs. Batman Comic Books:
-Set in a multi-decade world of its own rather than within our own universe or any DC crossover universe.
-Penguin is American instead of British.
-Penguin’s mother is Gertrud Kapelput not Miranda Cobblepot. She’s also a central/eastern European immigrant.
-Barbara Kean being pseudo-Harley Quinn AF and hella bisexual.
-Barbara dated (and cheated on Jim with) effing Montoya.
-Jonathan Crane is basically just a messed up kid that’s always fucking scared because of his douche dad’s experiments.
-Hugo Strange is Asian American.
-Penguin never knew his father, when in the comics his dad died from pneumonia.
-You know what, just basically everything about Penguin’s childhood and family except for the overprotective mom and the bullying.
-The Joker is a matricidal circus nomad named Jerome Valeska.
-God, the fact that the Joker even has a back story at all.
-The Penguin is the mayor of Gotham City.
-The Mad Hatter is incestuous AF and dark as shit.
-Alfred is a badass military AF mofo who hits little girls sometimes.
-Lucius Fox is GCPD now I guess.
-Who TF is Fish Mooney and why is she so OP.
-Silver St. Cloud is Galavan/Dumas AF.
-Firefly is a FUCKING GIRL.
-Edward Nygma does forensics for the GCPD and later is chief of staff for the mayors office.
-The Vale family I guess is Asian-American now.
-Penguin is, like, not ugly. Like he’s actually handsome? WTF, actually.
-The Ogre died in like two episodes and was basically an uggo butthurt kid with mommy issues who was also fond of plastic surgery.
-I guess Hugo Strange is also not a bank-robbing petty criminal anymore, and just freaking loves mad science for the sake of mad science. Go figure.
-Nygma wears glasses, since when.
-Eddie’s birth name seems to be actually be Nygma, not Nashton. And it is spelled Nygma instead of Nigma.
-Penguin limps from a leg injury instead of waddling from being a fatty.
-Clayface…just what’s even going on with that.
-Mario Falcone is, like, not a criminal. Like at all. He’s a medical doctor. He’s also engaged to Leslie Tompkins. It’s weird.
-Jim the bounty hunter.
-Azrael’s first identity is some bitch nobody liked named Theo Galavan.
-Jim and Bruce being pseudo-Batman/Robin bros AF.
-Victor Zsasz is a moderately sane hitman instead of a rock-bottom manical serial killer.
-Sarah Essen is African American. And not married to Jim Gordon. And is his professional superior. And is dead.
-Matches Malone is the hitman who murdered momma and papa Wayne.
-The Flying Graysons travel in the same circus as the Joker, and one if the Grayson’s banged the Jokers mom. Yikes.
-Baby Batcat is an actual thing.
-So is baby SilverBat.
-Basically every fucking thing about Leslie Thompkins.
-Also basically everything about Poison Ivy. Like, she literally doesn’t even have the same birth name. WTF.
-Basically most of Gotham. Almost all of it. Seriously.

If you stayed with the show through ALL OF THIS, don’t fucking open your fuckboy mouth about “not in the comics,” because you don’t give a shit about whether or not ANYTHING is comic book canon. The fuck outta here with that weak shit.

the signs as moms

aries: sassy as hell (the cool mom)

taurus: overprotective but only out of love

gemini: likes to rub her child’s accomplishments in the face of others

cancer: believes their kid is an angel no matter what

leo: mom of the year and girl scout troop leader

virgo: constantly asks if you’re gay/pregnant/smoking pot up there

libra: supports child in everything they do but tries too hard to be “hip”

scorpio: takes child’s soccer game way too seriously

sagittarius: thought your diary was a very sad book and read every page

capricorn: has a solution for everything/freakishly organized

aquarius: shows up drunk at your chorus recital, as expected

pisces: makes you your favorite food when you’re sick