ehehe you know what kind of quality crack ships I like anon, thank you
Who would be the big spoon?
Syb is forced to be whether she wants to or not
Who would wake up first?
Yoki seems like he’s down for sleeping until noon so probably Syb again
Do they have nicknames for each other?
They… call each other by their last names… does that count?
What happened when they met each other’s parents?
I don’t know if Yoki’s parents are around but Syb’s mom asked lots of invasive questions and probably scared him half to death, and now he refuses to go anywhere near their house.
How do they apologize after an argument?
They literally communicate by complaining at each other, and neither of them are the apology type, so they just begrudging accept a truce.
What would they be like as parents?
Really cool. Syb would be the overprotective mom and Yoki would be the pushover dad. He’s basically already a pushover dad.
Who is the better cook?
They’re both really good but Syb has a habit of dumping a bunch of booze in whenever possible. This bothers Yoki because you have to follow the recipe exactly and they end up arguing. They are not allowed to cook together anymore.
Who is more romantic?
Seeing as Syb has about 0 interest in romance, Yoki. Thats an accomplishment. If you can tell she purposefully chooses to hang out with people who are naturally untalented at romance. He probably buys her flowers or smthng before remembering she runs a flower shop and is literally surrounded by flowers 24/7.
What sort of gifts do they get for each other?
The gift of putting up with each other.
Who gets jealous easiest?
Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas?
Syb because she is a suburban soccer mom at heart and really likes decorating and throwing parties.
Who is the most adventurous?
Neither. They hate new things. Syb’s more willing to try but will still complain a lot the whole time.
Who is the most protective?
Syb but she is always ready to fight 24/7 when it comes to anyone she cares about. She isn’t even good at fighting. Someone should tell her.
What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts?
The same? Well except no, if they had been on equal ground to begin with Syb would have had the upper hand. He would have had to follow her around until she realized she was stuck with him or something. There is no escape from love.
*BONUS: Song to sum them up?*
Dirty Laundry, by Bitter:Sweet
totally not a play on words because she totally knows nothing about money laundering, ahaha she is just a maid
Do I ship it?
I dug this grave and I will lay in it