overly organized

it's the little things that count..
  • james sirius potter: gryffindor. poet. musician. loves leather and jean jackets. always smells like cigarettes and cinnamon. quiet until you get to know him. life of the party once he's comfortable. loves black coffee. rebellious. non-conformist. mysterious. future auror.
  • albus severus potter: slytherin. quidditch keeper. outgoing. determined. kind. charming. polished. fashionable. always loads his tea with sugar. loves muggle history. lgbt activist. openly bisexual. slug-club member. outspoken when provoked. always fighting for a cause.
  • lily luna potter: ravenclaw. book worm. dreamer. quiet. shy. loves muggle novels. activist for animal rights. vegan. clumsy. obsessed with wandlore. planner. always has her nails painted lilac. hopeless romantic. secretly in love with scorpius malfoy.
  • rose weasley: gryffindor. outspoken. energetic. bossy when she's insecure. mostly laid-back. good sense of humor. as brave as they can be. loyal. has a close relationship with mcgonagall. easily defensive. always prepared to fight back. tomboy. intrigued by lorcan scamander.
  • hugo weasley: gryffindor. studious. gifted at herbology. sometimes too serious for his own good. introverted. curious. can come off as passive or indifferent. fascinated with muggle culture.
  • roxanne weasley: gryffindor. outgoing. friendly. warm. quidditch chaser. beautiful. genuine. caring. girly. loves fashion. protective of those she loves. seeks harmony. usually underestimated when she's provoked. will fight to the death for a cause she believes in.
  • fred weasley II: gryffindor. prankster. quidditch beater. handsome. charming. ladies man. receives top marks without trying. interested in muggle sports. secretly loves baking.
  • victoire weasley: ravenclaw. wise. friendly. dramatic. physically flawless. loves muggle fashion magazines. very interested in divination. painter. in love with teddy.
  • dominique weasley: slytherin. serious. introverted. sarcastic. dyes her hair often. rebels against her mother. in love with plaid. bisexual. feminist. incredibly intelligent. read abnormally fast for pleasure. doesn't care about getting top marks, even though her professors say she has the most potential.
  • louis weasley: ravenclaw. sometimes arrogant. naturally handsome. flirtatious. clever. intelligent. loves mind twisters. skilled in charms. has a close relationship with hagrid, and most people find that odd.
  • teddy lupin: hufflepuff. loving. friendly. extroverted. has the biggest heart. loves piercings. pink hair is his favorite. loves care of magical creatures. secretly a prankster. in love with victoire.
  • molly weasley II: slytherin. lesbian. tough. outspoken. goal-oriented. feminist. incredibly sarcastic. short curly hair. vodka is her drug of choice. wears combat boots with everything. leader of many clubs. intimidating.
  • lucy weasley: hufflepuff. kind. hardworking. softspoken. down to earth. pragmatic. intelligent. overly organized. excels in every subject. aspires to work for the ministry. daddy's girl. protective of her older sister.
  • lorcan scamander: ravenclaw. reclusive. quiet. top of his class. logical. analytical. loner. excels in arithmancy. loves having discussions with hermione. looks just like his mother. always thinking of the future. astronomy is his secret passion. has a secret crush on rose.
  • lysander scamander: hufflepuff. looks just like his father. amiable. great with children. asexual. the most genuine and caring person you'll ever meet. believes very strongly in everything his mother does/believes. very protective of his twin brother. is everyone's friend if they need one.
  • scorpius malfoy: slytherin. best friends with albus. ambivert. intelligent. very concerned about his image. kind. hates hurting people's feelings. determined to prove his worth. uncommonly handsome. skilled in potions and dada. has a massive crush on lily luna.
Pearl & Amethyst - Season 1 Analysis (PART 1)

TLDR; At the start of the series, Pearl and Amethyst’s relationship was shown to be a bit rocky (pardon the pun). However, it was also implied that this was not always the case. Season 1, in many regards, was set-up for Pearl and Amethyst’s growth in the seasons to follow.

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Gem Glow

A lot of people have forgotten about this little nugget of info from the first episode! While attempting to teach Steven how to summon his weapon, Amethyst asks “Did Pearl tell you the petal thing?”. This suggests that, in the past, Pearl attempted to train Amethyst after she was found in the Kindergarten. This subject doesn’t come up again until Season 3, in “Steven vs. Amethyst”, when Pearl is surprised that Amethyst wants to train. (This subject might be addressed again when we finally get the “Amethyst origin” episode).

Cheeseburger Backpack

This episode is full of moments where Amethyst convinces Pearl to do things a little “impulsive” for her. After bickering over an egg, Amethyst is the one to convince Pearl to allow Steven on a mission because it’s “educational”. She knows this is something that Pearl values. Pearl isn’t THRILLED with the plan, but she relents.

After Steven shows some ingenuity during the mission, Amethyst begins the chant of “CHEESEBURGER BACKPACK!”. Pearl joins in with the chant, after Amethyst nudges her into doing so.

At the end of the episode, Amethyst and Pearl begin to chant “Cheeseburger backpack!” again. This time, Pearl doesn’t need to be asked; she just does it!

It’s also worth noting that, near the climax of the episode, Amethyst grabs Pearl’s arm for second when Steven reveals he forgot the Goddess statue. Despite the bickering in this season, they do tend to stick together when things get hairy.

Together Breakfast

Pearl and Amethyst again bicker over something silly (Amethyst taking a sword, Pearl cleaning Amethyst’s “awful mess”). Season 1 is where this bickering happens the most. It’s worth noting this, since In later seasons, the bickering is almost non-existant. Season 1 is basically the set-up for their gradual character growth. (Pearl does agree with Amethyst to order a pizza at the end of this episode, though!)

Cat Fingers

In a now famous scene, Amethyst shape shifts into Pearl and proceeds to smack her butt, proclaiming “WOMP WOMP”. This is the first, but certainly not last, instance of Amethyst imitating Pearl. It’s interesting to note that, out of anyone else in the show, Pearl is Amethyst’s most common person to imitate.

Amethyst impersonating Pearl in “Reformed”

Amethyst impersonating Pearl in “Crack the Whip”

Pearl gets angry, and tells Amethyst that she is “overdoing it” with the shapeshifting. Amethyst becomes annoyed in response. 

Many episodes later, in “Rocknaldo”, Amethyst shapeshifts into Ronaldo, and makes fun of his blog. Instead of becoming annoyed like in Season 1, Pearl compliments Amethyst’s on her shapeshifting, and Amethyst happily replies “Thanks!”. This is in sharp contrast to Pearl’s opinion on shapeshifting in Season 1.

At the end of Cat Fingers, Pearl blames Amethyst for Steven’s shapeshifting problems, and Amethyst replies “that’s fair”. Pearl also tells Steven to listen to her, and never to Amethyst. In the future episode “Know Your Fusion”, the opposite happens. Pearl compliments Amethyst for being a “good influence” on Steven, and gives her a big hug, causing Amethyst to become a little bashful.

Bubble Buddies

In this episode, Pearl and Amethyst show equal excitement in the fact that Steven “likes” Connie. Both approach her at the end of the episode, asking Steven to introduce them. They also tell Connie that Steven was “very excited” to meet her, embarrassing him further. This is very much like real life parents, whenever you bring a boy/girlfriend home for the first time. I personally find their shared glee over Steven’s love life to be adorable. If Steven and Connie ever become a couple, I hope this shared behavior continues.

Serious Steven

Pearl and Amethyst are shown riding the teacup ride together. Amethyst is bored, and Pearl realizes she missed the point of the ride. 

While trying to escape the upside down pyramid, Amethyst suggests taking Steven with her when they split up. Pearl takes Steven away from her, saying they are a “disaster waiting to happen”. In the future episode “Know Your Fusion”, Pearl has the opposite opinion, saying that Amethyst is a good influence on Steven (due to the introduction of Smoky Quartz).

A little later, while still trying to escape from the pyramid,  Amethyst is encased in ice. Pearl immediately attempts to chip her out, but with limited success.

Tiger Millionaire

At the start of the episode, Pearl is angry at Amethyst for acting foolish during a mission. When she later finds out that Steven and Amethyst have been wrestling together, she becomes even more angry. However, after Steven explains why they like to wrestle, and why Amethyst needs an outlet to be herself, Pearl (and Garnet) have a change of heart, and actually help them win their match.

Much later, in the episode “Back to the Barn”, Amethyst invites Pearl to go wrestling after she watches her fight with Peridot. Whether or not Pearl ever took Amethyst up on the offer is not clear.

Steven’s Lion

This episode, in my opinion, has a lot of foreshadowing for Opal (who will soon be making her first appearance!) At the start of the episode, Amethyst taunts Pearl for nagging her after flipping over Steven for fun. LAter, Amethyst is shown to have defeated the Desert Glass, which makes Pearl a little jealous. 

Once the Desert Glass reforms on the beach in front of Steven’s house, and is defeated by Steven/Lion, Pearl again nags Amethyst for being careless. Amethyst states simply that she “forgot”. This shows a major part of Amethyst and Pearl’s strengths and weaknesses, and how they actually play off each other. Pearl is very “by the book”, and doesn’t do things on the fly. Amethyst is the opposite. Being overly organized and paranoid means that Pearl has a hard time adjusting to new situations, and problems. Amethyst helps Pearl to be a little more spontaneous, and not panic as much. Amethyst, being very impulsive about things, sometimes gets herself into a corner. Pearl helps her out when this happens, and reminds her that sometimes you DO have to think ahead, not just charge in without thinking. Both ways have their pros and cons, and both characters help each other overcome these problems when they are willing to cooperate (as Opal, and as individuals!)

Arcade Mania

When the drill parasites attack Pearl and Amethyst on the beach, Amethyst grabs Pearl into an awkward hug so that she is not hit by the enemy.

Despite the bickering, they really do care about the well being of the other.

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PART 2 OF THE SEASON 1 ANALYSIS IS HERE!

If you think I missed anything in the episodes above, let me know! Maybe I’ll add on!

Astro: Would he make your relationship public?

A/N: This is my first request and I’m so happy! @yona–hime, I’m glad you took time to ask me! I did it before with GOT7 & Monsta X, but this one was a bit harder since these boys are like my lil’ bros… For the sake of this reaction, I’ll think of you as a lil’ sister in law. Take good care of them, hehe. 😘


Jinjin

The pression of being a good leader weights heavy on Jinjin’s shoulders, especially when it comes to his relationship you. He’s a big romantic, but he’s fearful and wants to shield you from the netizens scrutiny. He’s also afraid of the negative consequences your relationship announcement could have on other Astro’s member careers. For now, he doesn’t plan to announce anything publicly and keeps his love for you low profile.

Verdict: Nop, he makes it clear that his priority should remain his group and members, but you understood that from the start. He’s really sweet with you and does a lot of small romantic gestures… Like he has this complicated way of hiding your name in code in “Thank you” notes at the end of every Astro’s albums. Sweet.

MJ

This cutie is so excited you reciprocate his feelings, he doesn’t notice anything else. If blinded by love was inspired by someone, it would be by the way MJ looks at you. You always hang out for dates at cafés or romantic picnics by the Han River. The boys tease him a lot about wanting to get to know you too, but he doesn’t want to share you with anyone. In no time, there’s a lot of pictures and videos online of you two laughing and being silly together.

Verdict: You don’t even have to wait to find out, fans quickly speculate you’re dating. An aroha even created a fake love Instagram in support of you two and within 3 months it reached 100k followers.

Cha Eunwoo

When you started to date Eunwoo, you knew your relationship would work on his terms since he’s busy and a bit of a control freak, you didn’t mind though. Eunwoo values honesty a lot and he plans to announce your relationship publicly when you’ll both be comfortable enough with the idea. In the meantime, you’re taking the relationship step by step, bringing a lot of your love and chaos in his overly organized life.

Verdict: Yes. Eunwoo comes up with a detailed plan of how he’s going to tell Arohas about you two. He took loads of notes and considered public reactions of other Idols dating news to make sure you both get the best reaction possible. When he does tell, his plan works perfectly well. You instantly get overwhelm with positive message and support and are dubbed the nation cutest couple.

Moonbin

You two sometimes fight about his emotional evasiveness, so you don’t even dream of asking for him to speak publicly about you. Even if Bin’s deeply committed to your relationship, it’s a bit hard for you to guess it. You only ask him to show you a little bit more of his heart so you can feel more confident, but he doesn’t get why it’s important for you to know exactly what’s on his mind. The fact that he’s often late on dates because of his nature and prefers adventurous dates to romantic dinners only cements your doubts.

Verdict: It’s only after one big fight that he realizes he needs to find a way to express his love if he wants to keep you. That’s when he goes all out. He’s not someone who likes to bare his soul, so he asks for his members’ help and plans a cute V Live where they all reenact your love story and he voices over. Sanha plays your part and he goes so extra he almost steals the show. The funny clip goes viral and that’s how you, Arohas, their pissed off manager and the world find out about Moonbin’s true feelings.

Rocky

JEEZ. You two are making everybody go craaaazy. Can’t you date already? It’s so evident to everybody around that you both like each other, yet there’s still no confession from either of you. You spend a lot of time hanging out, chilling. Rocky loves surprising you with a back hug and resting his chin on your shoulder to feel both of your heart rates accelerate together. One day, MJ and Sanha were teasing you about accidently wearing matching couple clothes and you grabbed Rocky’s hand, insisting that you didn’t mind and actually looked quite good together. They just stared at you in awe as Rocky wavered between acting fake-cocky and becoming a blushing mess.

Verdict: You two don’t even realize you’re actually, already in a relationship, forget about making it public. JUST CONFESS GODAMMIT. ASDFGHJKL

Sanha

It feels like it took him 100 years to figure out you were crushing badly on him. He even used to defend your friendship to his hyungs: “Stop it, y/n is this nice like that to everyone! I don’t know what you mean.” You had to go all out and confess first to make him realized he liked you too. After that, you became inseparable. You’re his first love and Sanha’s quite the dreamer and he brings a lot of passion in your relationship, always surprising you with cute gestures. He would want the world to know about your relationship, but neither of you ever bring it up, so it never becomes a subject of importance.

Verdict: Your 200th day anniversary happens to coincide with one of Astro’s concert. Sanha gets a bit too emotional in his speech before his solo stage and accidently confess to your relationship in front of the crowd of cheering Arohas. “This is a love song I wrote for y/n… Errr I Mean-” Jinjin has to appear panicked, half-dressed from backstage and grab the microphone to do some damage control.

- Lyly

M A S T E R L I S T

GIFs are not mine

anonymous asked:

Are there any serious issues that could arise from working out too much? Specifically more strenuous stuff like weightlifting? Not just staying in shape, but like if the character is always pushing themselves, all the time?

Hey there nonny! Yes, this can cause significant problems. 

The first is muscle tears. Constant working out and constant pushing doesn’t allow a character’s muscles to rest or recover from the strenuous activity they’re enduring, so a) muscle growth will be delayed, and b) they’re at significantly elevated risk of injury, including tendon or ligament tears, dislocations, muscle strains, and sprains of the joints. 

The second is the byproduct of a single hyperstrenuous session. When muscles work, muscles tear slightly. When they regrow, they regrow stronger, so muscle growth is actually dependent on muscle tearing. But if too many muscles suffer too much damage – if the character works out to a severely unhealthy extreme – they can enter what’s knows as rhabdomyolysis. (The Crossfit community even have a “loving” term for it, Uncle Rhabdo, as in “watch out for Uncle Rhabdo!” The mindset worries me a lot.) 

What happens is that lots of muscles break down, and begin to exude toxic byproducts. Those byproducts – myoglobin chief among them – wind up absolutely trashing the kidneys. Urine starts coming out tea-colored, dark and smelly. 

This isn’t a small matter. Kidney failure is absolutely devastating, and the character could die. In fact, people who die of severe beatings where no individual organ is overly damaged typically die of rhabdomyolysis. It’s been implicated in several “hazing” deaths in the last 10 years. Less-well-known cases tend to happen in team sports, especially football, where training is absolutely awfully intense. 

Rhabdo looks like: confusion, nausea, vomiting, muscle pain, weakness. 

Hope this helped your story! 

xoxo, Aunt Scripty

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HTTYD one-shot | Hiccstrid | Modern AU

One-of-a-kind Day

Astrid’s day had been going wrong all day long… and now, to top it off, her tire was flat. The only good thing about that darned flat tire was that it just happened to show itself right as she drove into the Walmart parking lot. So now here she stood, watching as one of the mechanics drove her car to the garage only meters away. With a heavy and frustrated sigh, she pulled out her grocery list and flung her purse of her shoulder, hoping they’d have the tire ready by the time she was done shopping.

               She stomped inside, getting even more frustrated when the automatic doors seem to jam slightly by her angry stomps on the sense pad. She growled and banged on the doors, and they promptly opened. She trudged through, dragging a cart out of the entry before rolling her way into the chilly building, not even acknowledging the woman who welcomed her.

               First item on her list was in the womanly area of the soaps and shampoos, where she collected what she needed before making her way to the grocery section. She first grabbed several bags of chips, then paused as she reached the freezer section before grabbing a carton of ice cream, dropping that into her cart as well for she figured that Netflix and ice cream was what she had to look forward to tonight. And it sounded heavenly.

               Next thing on her list was Gatorade powder mix, so she hastily wheeled to the juice aisle and hastily glanced over the shelves for the drink. She groaned when she caught sight of the object sitting on the uppermost shelf, nearly four feet above her.

               She moved as close to the shelf as possible before standing on her tiptoes, fingers barely grazing the shelves rim on which the item sat. And even then, she still had to get it off top of a box of some kind. Why the heck would anyone put something that high up!? And she wasn’t too short either, nearly 5’8”. How did they expect people to reach it on a daily basis?

               She jumped up and down, hoping to grab it on one of the trips into the air. Each time she came within inches of grabbing it, but always fell short one way or another. With an angry howl, she reeled back and kicked her cart, sending it skidding to the side slightly but otherwise nothing came of it.

               Astrid growled again before turning and facing her foe once more. She placed her hands on her hips, then returned to her hopping, she paused and grabbed the cart, pushing it up against the shelf and attempting to stand on it, but each time she tried it would start rolling away, until she slipped and collapsed to the ground, cart skidding away as though taunting her.

               “Dang it!” She shouted, slamming her fist against the ground as she scrambled to her feet.

               An elderly man who was inspecting a bottle of energy water glanced at her in concern, but Astrid just glared at him in response. The man hastily looked away, obviously trying to look as though he hadn’t noticed anything array.

               “Stupid- why the heck would someone put something that high up?” Astrid hissed and stepped further back, refusing to relent and go on without that drink mix. She’d come to get it, and she wasn’t going to leave until a can of it was sitting in her cart.

               There was an awkward cough from behind her, and she whirled about in all readiness to give that old man a piece of her mind, but she faltered when she noticed it was actually a Walmart employee who’d intruded. She gave him a quick look down, noting his tall and lean figure and shaggy auburn hair. His eyes were a bright green, his mouth quirked in a small smile to show slightly uneven teeth, although somehow, they only managed to make him look more attractive. He also looked to be around her age, maybe twenty or twenty-one. His left hand was tapping awkwardly against his leg, while his right hand tugged on his blue vest, which displayed a name tag marked “Hiccup”. Odd name, Astrid thought distantly in the back of her mind, although the thought was quickly pushed aside as he began to talk.

               “Um… I couldn’t help but-“ the man started, voice nasally and carrying a nervous tone. “d-do you need help?”

               She flipped her head, braid sliding off her shoulder and onto her back as she shook her head defiantly. “No- I do not need help. If you dopes would only place the merchandise in reaching distance-“ she growled angrily, jerking her head in the direction of the Gatorade mix. “Top shelf, seriously? Couldn’t put some of the bottled water up there instead?”

               Hiccup followed her pointed finger and furrowed a brow at the juice. “Huh, that’s not supposed to be up there… actually. Here-“ He stepped forward and grabbed a can, lightly tossing it to her. Astrid caught it deftly, not letting up the glare she sent his way as she slammed the item into her cart.

               “Thanks.” She said begrudgingly with another annoyed flip of her head.

               “No problem… uh… do-do you need anything-“

               “No. I’m fine.” Astrid called back as she exited the aisle and made her way towards the next, pressing her mouth in a thin line as she continued. All she wanted to do was go home, curl up on her couch, eat junk food and watch tv. That wasn’t too much to ask, was it?

               She hastily grabbed several more items from her list, along with a couple of others that weren’t included but she knew she needed. By the time she reached the cracker and bread aisle, she was nearly finished. It wasn’t until she was already finished at the cashier’s that she remembered she’d forgotten a very important item in her life: coffee.

               With a yelp of half alarm and half anger, she wheeled her cart towards the door, hoping that lady who was always standing by at the doorway would watch it for her. She agreed without a problem, and Astrid made a mad dash back towards the drink aisle, hoping it would be a quick trip in and out. She really wanted to get home.

               She skidded to a stop once she reached the aisle, pausing to catch her breath before noticing with disappointment and annoyance that the young man- “Hiccup”- was still there, switching out the Gatorade for a different shelf that had packs of bottled juice.

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Run To You // Sam Wilson x Reader P4

Pairing: Sam Wilson x POC Reader, Bucky Barnes x POC Reader
Word Count: 2.6k+
Warning: fluff, language, angst, FEELINGS 

Summary: Time Skip: A year and a half! Moving in with the Avengers was the best decision you’d ever made. Things between you and Sam are absolutely wonky. Thor doesn’t approve of anything less than complete honesty. It looks like there’s someone else who might want a chance to earn your heart.

A/N: I have no self-control. None. Not even a little bit. If no one stops me I might end up writing 200k words and 20 chapters lmao. This whole thing is already 10k+ in my docs There’s definitely going to be more parts to this.

Inspiration: “Over You” ~ Daughtry

“I’m slowly getting closure,
I guess it’s really over,
I’m finally getting better
Now I’m picking up these pieces,
From spending all of these years
Putting my heart back together,
‘Cause the day I thought I’d never get through,
I got over you…”

Originally posted by adamisstillinhellthankstoyou

PREVIOUS CHAPTER // NEXT CHAPTER

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anonymous asked:

What are your favorite twilight blogs?

I’m going to divide this into sub-sections :3. Although, there are plenty of blogs that fall into multiple categories. I just like to overly organize things. 

Favorite Headcanon/Meta Blogs:

@jessicanjpa {A wonderful canon friendly meta blog + writes some of the best fanfiction ever here. She sometimes posts parts of her fanfiction as drabbles, but make sure you check out her fanfiction account. I also love making up weird AUs and brain storming headcanons with her!}

@kyilliki {a typically volturi-centric blog; she has some of the best headcanons ever for the Volturi, and helps to fix a lot of the ~issues with canon imo; she also occasionally makes edits and I love them so much. They are extremely aesthetically pleasing}. 

@lunastwilightblog {really enjoy her headcanons; she also went to Volterra and the pictures she posted are great! <3}

@panlight {wonderful canon friendly analysis of Twilight- she has a really great sense of humor too; plus she created the beautiful @keepingupwiththecullens blog, which gives me life tbh. You need to totally scroll through both of her blogs if you really wanna feel nostalgic.}.

@shameless-volturi-lover {a newer blog with great incorrect quotes and headcanons that are usually volturi-centric}. 

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Meticulous

Pairing: Park Jinyoung x Reader
Rating: PG-13
Synopsis: Disgustingly doting girlfriend thinks about her precise, strictly regimented boyfriend.
Author’s note: Hey there! I was in my Jinyoung feelings the other day and really needed to vomit this thing out. Hopefully you guys like it! Also, here’s the credit for the gif I used.

A boyfriend as predictable as this should’ve been boring…

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optomisticgirl  asked:

Bed sharing? I'm a sucker for that.

god, i’m a sucker for this, too. thanks for this, B, because the minute i saw this, the wheels started turning! this turned into something bigger than i had planned and whoa, just wowwie, thanks for that! 

HOLD ME IN THIS, WILD, WILD, WORLD

Quite a few things fall within the top ten category of Annoyances in Emma Swan’s Life (trademark pending). 

There’s the day to day stuff that barely scratches the top fifty. The skips that make her break a heel at least once a month fall into the top twenty-five. 

Having no say whatsoever in chaperoning Henry’s eighth grade field trip to New York City? Well, that would be a top fifteen situation, if it weren’t for the fact that she managed to get out of work for this and spend some much needed quality time with her son. 

Finding out she’s sharing a room with another chaperone? That’s definitely a top fifteen situation, because the last time Emma shared a room with anyone it was with her cousin, Anna, and she quickly found out that the girl was just as talkative asleep as she was awake. 

Finding out she’s sharing a room with Mr. Killian Jones, Henry’s science teacher and cough guy Emma slept with exactly ten months ago and quickly put a stop to things because she so does not sleep with her son’s teachers? That quickly falls into a top ten situation. 

Opening the door to see they’ve been crammed in the most economical size room - one double bed, one desk, one dresser with a television from the stone ages (or at least back when Henry was born) and one arm chair all fit perfectly like a Sims room, with just enough floor space for two people to walk single file? 

Yeah, now she’s definitely tapped into the top five. 

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taekachuk  asked:

i know you said you were being conscious about the 90s diet coke au posts you put out there, but BUILDING ON THE KAGEHI so kags is super strict and one of those overly-organized people yknow so he takes like 5 minutes at the hole puncher (bc so help him god if those papers are not lined up when he goes to punch them). one day, when he's lining up some papers to go staple them, hina and yams come up in that window thing and all the office workers go check out whats going on and kags is slow on-

LMAO oh god Kags stapling his papers to his tie because he’s distracted. AMAZING. THANK YOU FOR BLESSING ME WITH THIS MENTAL IMAGE!

I’m not sure Kageyama would immediately start lining up at the window, though. I think he would likely just get more and more annoyed that Hinata is so distracting, especially because he’s so used to being efficient at his job and getting things wrong is just…not like him at all. He can’t work out if he’s more annoyed with Hinata or himself, honestly, and he doesn’t quite understand what the hell is wrong with him.

Can you imagine him reaching breaking point and just marching up to the window, banging on it and shouting “THE WATER IS SUPPOSED TO GO ON THE WINDOW, DUMBASS, NOT ALL OVER YOUR BODY >:(” - poor Hinata would have a small heart attack and slop the bucket of water all over himself, causing his t-shirt to entirely become see-through. Kags would probably march back to his desk in that really awkward way he does, with his arms out to the side, and then sit there aggressively drinking coffee and glaring out of the window.

Yama would try desperately not to laugh throughout all of this but he’d have to turn around and face the other way to hide it when he inevitably fails, which would mean he accidentally makes eye-contact with Tsukki, who finds Yama’s laughter absolutely charming. Cue blushy, giggly Yams…

OH GOD I’M IN WAY TOO DEEP SEND HELP 

International Fanworks Day

So it’s February 15, and according to AO3 that makes it International Fanworks Day. Since I missed Fanfic Writer’s Appreciation Day, I thought I’d rec some fics! (I tried to find tumblrs for the authors, but if I couldn’t, then I put their AO3 username instead.) My AO3 is starlightwalking.

I don’t read all that much for this fandom, which I really ought to rectify, but I have found some lovely fics that I’d like to share.

You Look Great by ecaitlin - Combeferre needs help getting dressed for a date. Courfeyrac can’t say no to him.
This is super duper cute Courferre. I love Courfeyrac in this one, especially.

a stroke of luck by nightswatch - Courfeyrac is grounded, but that doesn’t really stop Combeferre from keeping him company.
This fic murdered me, I am dead. that aside, the pining is real.

To Follow by estelraca - They were ready to die, but Paris wasn’t ready to let them all go. Grantaire drags a grievously wounded Enjolras from the barricade and struggles to keep him alive as Enjolras slides between the living and the dead.
Canon era AU where Grantaire manages to save Enjolras. It’s told mostly from Enjolras’s point of view in his delirium as he recovers, and it’s very heartbreaking and touching.

Bella Notte by @cityelf“No,” Courfeyrac said, pointing his fork aggressively at Grantaire, who was sitting opposite him and grinning mischievously. “No way is Spanish food better than Italian.” Les Amis at a restaurant, somebody orders spaghetti, the title is a Disney reference…
Super cute Courferre fluff! I love a lot of this author’s works, but this is my favorite Courferre one.

Oh, It’s What You Do To Me by @cityelfEnjolras stumbles across Grantaire via YouTube comments. French!R sings. NYC!Enjolras pines. They fall in love via email and Skype. 4000 miles is pretty far, but they’ve got trains and planes and cars.
My personal favorite of this author’s ExR fics, but really, go read them all. They’re fantastic.

The Road to Ruin by @buffintruda​ - Sometimes, even though you know where the path will take you, you can’t help but follow it to ruin. Grantaire angst.
Some good, solid canon-era Grantaire angst to make you cry. Pulls at my heartstrings every time.

Echoes of the Past by @buffintruda​ - Decades after the barricades, Grantaire is peacefully living in America. However, when a new exhibit comes to a nearby museum, a couple of hunters and a ghost follow it, reawakening old memories.
A Supernatural crossover, but even if you don’t watch that show (like me), this is worth a read. Featuring an immortal and ever more cynical Grantaire as a narrator, this fic is about what happens when a familiar ghost literally comes back to haunt Grantaire’s life.

I Said Young Man, Pick Yourself Off The Ground by FredAndGinger - in 1993 Jean Valjean is banned from his town’s outdoor pool for trying to steal a pool noodle. In 2005, when trying to teach his daughter, Cosette, to swim, Enjolras and company decide to start a revolution in the pool. Javert is not at all happy.
I’m pretty sure this fic is based off this post, and well…it’s just as funny and ridiculous as it sounds.

Buen Viaje by Prevalent_Masters - Combeferre is terrified of everyone and hopelessly in love with his best friend and Grantaire is homeless and suddenly finds himself living in a commune where everyone is overly invested in organic gardening and something called Kombucha. No one ever said your 20s were easy.
I will sing the praises of this fic all day long. It’s amazing. I love all the thought and detail that went into it, the angst - oh, the angst - and the care with which this fic was crafted. If you’re on the lookout for Courferre and Enjoltaire and love to see Combeferre pining over Enjolras before realizing that Courf is there for him, this fic is for you. I love the characterization and how everything from the brick translates over into modern times. This fic is just wonderful.

je t’aime by @lesmiserablolCourfeyrac regularly tells all of his friends that he loves them. All of his friends except for Combeferre.
This might be one of my favorite fics of all time. I’ve reread it countless times and I just. absolutely. love it. It’s so precious and beautiful and…..ahhh I don’t have the words to describe it. Hopeless pining Combeferre and lovey-dovey Courfeyrac…this fic will be the end of me.

House Sitter (Part 1)

Prompt: For the chance of taking a course far from home you decided to house sit for a lovely couple. And everything would go strictly as planned if it wasn’t for this unexpected character coming into picture

Pairing: Bucky x Reader 

Warnings: none so far.

Word Count: 1,178

Author’s Note: This idea have been forever in my mind and I finally feel confident enough to write it. Hope you like it! 
As always, if you see any words that could/should be replaced or sentences that could be better put together please feel free to point it out! English is not my first language and this will help me improve ;)

Y/N = Your Name 

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gif by @yuediao 

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It’s so important that Amy came to Jake because Jake is always the one who puts his whole heart into everything and loves too much and ends up hurt. Jake is always the one who throws caution to the wind and leaps before he looks.

But this time? This time Amy went all in first. Amy, who is usually so cautious and guarded, took a risk. Amy followed her heart. And in doing that she showed Jake that what they have is just as important and special to her as it is to him. She wants it just as much as he does. Jake is so used to people hurting him, and to people leaving, but Amy came to him. Organized, prepared, overly cautious, “rules are meant to be followed,” Amy Santiago said “screw light and breezy,” and “screw just being colleagues,” and screw the rules, even, because Jake Peralta is more important than all of that to her. 

jeeno2  asked:

For the cluedo prompts: Everlark, in the kitchen, with a turkey baster ;)

Katniss stood at the kitchen sink and looked out the window at the cacophony happening outside. Delly and Thom were hosting their annual Labor Day Party, complete with more grilled meat than anyone could eat, more beer than anyone could drink, and a handful of young children running around and making as much noise as humanly possible. As much as she should be hating this day, Katniss had to admit that she enjoyed getting together with her friends and seeing their families grow.

On the plus side, when the screaming children and oh-so-in-love couples did get to be a bit much, she could always volunteer to do whatever needed to be done inside. In this case, that meant filling up a bucket of water balloons for the water balloon toss. She scanned the yard, trying to decide which little one she’d try to nab for her partner for this year’s contest.

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Virgos are their own biggest enemy… they can harness the reverie of Neptune (from sister sign Pisces) and transmute it into practical application with Mercury. They can be the force representing the shattered crystallized Leo ego in awareness of other people, and what we can do/provide them. Your consciousness paints reality, Virgos have to learn how to let go of their own negative impressions, their reflex to critique, and use their diamond eyes to style a new world order and spot spores of beauty we all missed. While the Virgo remains overly critical, insists in organizing the outer world rather than exploring the inner world, the universe will reflect their inflammation and conjure a nasty world. Virgo’s can use Mercury/Neptune to ascend mentally into worlds beyond all of our comprehension..

The Signs as High School Stereotypes

Aries- The one with the huge parties and usually has the strongest alcohol.

Taurus- The shy one in the back of the room that’s artistic

Gemini- The reallyyy smart one that everyone knows is going to be successful

Cancer- The over-emotional dark one

Leo- Is the leader of like every club ever

Virgo- Overly organized uptight one that will do anything for an A but hey who knows if they’re doing drugs or something after school

Libra- The one that you want to be friends with cause they’re so nice but they end up being a huge druggy

Scorpio- They have like 2 people that they don’t hate and no one else knows anything about them

Sagittarius- The one that’s always in detention for being reckless

Capricorn- They always seem to have their shit together

Aquarius- Antisocial one that either no one really wants to talk to or no one knows they exist at all

Pisces- The one that never knows what the hell is going on

Salted Caramel Hot Chocolate

I’ve noticed a distinct lack of coffee shop AUs for Carmilla so I decided to fix that problem.

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Is Ezra HELPING Ali??

Now I’m not one of those people that are in denial about Ezra being evil and hanging onto every last bit of hope that he’s actually still good…

BUT I’ve been re-watching some 4A episodes today and I picked up on a liiiiiitttle teeny tiny clue (and I mean like, SO SMALL that you can barely notice it), that maybe Ezra is actually helping Ali.

Okay bare with me here, because I have no idea how to make GIF’s lol, so it’s hard to point out this little clue without you actually being able to watch this part of the episode, so I tried getting screen shots of it to show you in the best way possible.

But do you remember in Episdoe 4x06 - Under The Gun, when Ravenswood was first introduced to us? Spencer and Toby went to Ravenswood to look for Carla Grunwald for the first time.

And when they got there, Spencer happens to see Shana. By the time Toby and Spencer make their way back to their car to follow her, Jenna’s car pulls up and Shana jumps in and they make a quick getaway. 

Well, I tried looking very closely at who was driving the car, and you literally can’t get any kind of a glimpse of this person at all, because of the lighting and the angles, it’s just impossible… BUT there is ONE little tiny thing that you can see, but only for a split second, that tells me that whoever this person was… was wearing a BASEBALL CAP.

When the car pulls up, and Shana is opening the door to get in, you see the bill of a hat look towards Shana as she is getting in the car. 

LOOK VERY CLOSELY IN THESE PHOTOS TO SEE IT:

First you see her opening the door… and you don’t see anything or any part of the driver.

THEN you see that the person looks towards her, but the only way you can see that is because the bill of a hat appears.

OKAY YOU MIGHT THINK I’M CRAZY, because like I said, it is a veryyyy very small detail! And it is SO much easier to see when you are actually watching it in motion. But it IS there. If it helps, try to zoom in to the pic or something because I promise I’m not making it up. 

Whoever is driving this car, is definitely wearing a baseball cap, and they look over at Shana while she is getting in the car. Seriously, if you have any access to watching this episode, I recommend looking back at this part! 

Anyways, moving on… Who do we know that wears a baseball cap? EZRA. Every time we have seen him being shady, he is wearing a baseball cap. 

And we know now that Shana is helping Ali find out who is after her… So if that WAS Ezra picking up Shana, then there’s a good chance that he is on the same side/team as Shana, right? They must be working together.

I think it’s ESPECIALLY coincidental that this takes place in RAVENSWOOD, and we know that Ezra’s lair was also there… And we know that Ali has hung around Ravenswood before, since that’s where she was in both 4x12 and 4x13.

So could Ezra’s super creepy lair ACTUALLY be his overly organized way of tracking down who is after Ali? And Shana is in on it? Are Ali, Ezra, and Shana on one team?

It would definitely explain this, from 4x17 ‘Bite Your Tongue’:

From this, it appears that Board Shorts, aka Ezra, is the only person she could trust…

This is honestly the first time I have ever given this idea any thought, but I know for a fact that I seen that driver wearing a baseball cap, and I have no clue who else would be wearing one.

Maybe Ezra got close to Aria on purpose? To try to get close with the girls and everyone in their lives in order to help track down whoever is after Ali…

THOUGHTS?? Do you guys think I’m crazy? Do you see the baseball cap in the pictures??

UPDATE:

At the end of this episode, we see Spencer show up at the Brew where it’s open-mic night, and she tells Aria and Emily about seeing Shana in Ravenswood. Then all of a sudden, Shana appears there at the brew, performing and playing her violin. AS SOON as she starts playing, we see EZRA walking outside of the brew, looking into the window behind where Shana is playing, and looking at Aria and Spencer standing there… Is it a Coincidence that after Shana and the mysterious person with a baseball cap leave Ravenswood, these two appear at the brew at almost the same time?

No Coincidence’s in PLL!