Headcanon: Gender Swap!MysMes-Periods/Hormone
Dunno if this has been done yet….but I literally just thought of it, so…
-Breakouts. Her poor beautiful face ;~;
-“HOW CAN I ACT WHEN MY FACE IS FULL OF PIMPLES?!?!?!”
-The Beast becomes She-Wolf
-Prone to be super jealous during her cycle
-Clingy af, as in “Overly Attatched GF” clingy
-Give her Goldfish shaped bread and she’ll be a happy bean
-Netflix and cuddles or rage. It really depends.
-“I need a smoke….” is said more often
-Liable to punch a hole in a wall when pissed off.
-So much nap. Very sleep. Such cute.
-Cramps from HELL
-So much pain
-Refuses to go to work because of said cramps
-There goes all the Aspirin
-Commoner food has never tasted so good
-“Elizabeth come cuddle me please ;~;”
-Do not disturb.
-Seriously, she is done with everyone’s shit. Leave her alone.
-The most she watches TV.
-Do NOT let her watch soap operas or sad movies because she will CRY.
-Seriously Jumin GO TF TO SLEEP.
-She will literally cry at EVERYTHING.
-“MC I JUST *sobs* WANT YOU TO KNOW H-HOW *sniffles and gross sobs* MUCH I LOVE YOU! *literally bawling*”
-Please cuddle and love her
-Give the girl her goddamn chocolate
-So quiet when she’s sleeping
-And if she isn’t crying or eating, she is sleeping
-Such stress, this poor child.
-She needs so much love and support
-Be kind to her pls
-Will not leave her bed
-Make sure she has a phone or laptop or she will murder someone
-Like Jumin, terrible cramps
-“I’M SORRY JAEHEE, I’LL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER "ARE YOU ON YOUR PERIOD” JOKE EVER AGAIN!!“
-No Honey buddha chips or PhD Pepper.
-She much prefers ACTUAL FOOD on her monthly.
-One moment she’s cracking jokes, next there’s a whole in the wall, then the next she’s crying over nothing.
-Random naps, then random sparks of energy, to which she actually WORKS.
-Will hug you at random times
-Much like Yoosung, will cry a LOT.
-Do not leave him alone for this reason
-Will actually laugh at Seven’s jokes
-Be prepared to be dragged to the bedroom
-That’s when her sadistic side comes out most
-Seriously will probably have you calling her "Mistress”
-If not in the bedroom, wants to do ALL the cutesy couple stuff
-Wait on her hand and foot and she will be the happiest lil muffin ever.
-So many couple photos.
-Very out-going when on her monthly
-Only complaint is that she NEVER STOPS EATING
-If this is a date night, TAKE LOTS OF SNACKS BECAUSE SHE WILL STUFF HER FACE EVERY FIVE MINUTE.
-Do. Not. Touch. Her. Food.
-If she’s not eating, she’s sleeping
-Make her upset and you will be sleeping on the couch.
-Will question why periods suck. A lot.
-Will also question why she and her s/o haven’t actually had a baby yet, and argues that it’d be better than having a period every month.
-Doesn’t understand how male hormones work
-But hey, no more periods!
-Still called “Assistant Kang” -_-
-Sees Zen as a girl and holy hell his face goes SO red.
-“Why do my pants feel so uncomfortable?”
-MC: “OMG JAEHEE THAT’S A BONER!”
-“OH MY GOD THIS IS SO INDECENT WHAT THE HELL DO I DO”
-Help him he is so confused
-What even is testosterone?!
-“I wish to be a woman again. PLEASE. T^T”