overheard 2

Overheard at Teitan Elementary Storage Room
  • Ayumi: Careful, Genta-kun! Did you find it?
  • Genta: I'm trying! Its their fault they store photos at the highest shelf!
  • Ayumi: But isn't it nice that Kobayashi-sensei and Wakasa-sensei decided to organize Teitan Elementary Alumni meeting?
  • Mitsuhiko: It will surely bring memories. What was it, 1-A? The class they asked to make a welcoming poster with everybody's photos!
  • Ayumi: Ran-onee-san was in there! Ayumi would like to see small Ran-onee-san...
  • Genta: Here!
  • Ayumi: Ayumi brought glue and scissors and some glitters!
  • Mitsuhiko: Be careful with scissors, Ayumi-chan!
  • Genta: Will you start already? I want to finish before breakfast...
  • ...
  • Ayumi: There's Ran-onee-san! And her boyfriend, Shinichi-nii-chan, should be next to her... Oh, that's Sonoko-nee-san, so they were friends even back then... Ah, Ayumi wants to grow faster and to be like Ran-onee-san...
  • Genta: Who's that Shinichi guy again?
  • Mitsuhiko: Professor Agasa's friend, famous high school detective, Ran-onee-san's childhood friend and lover!
  • Ayumi: There! 'Kudou'!.. Ah!
  • Mitsuhiko: What's wrong, Ayumi-chan? ... Ah!
  • Genta: Oi, what's that you're 'ah'ing about? Lemme see... AH!
10

Isak and Even + Kosegruppa

MASTERLIST [I-Q]

I Almost Forgot

I Dare You…

I Didn’t Make It To My Parents

I Gave Up

I Haven’t

I Just Want To Help

I Lost My Keys

I Love You, But…

I Love You, Marks And All

I Lug Yule

I Need A Drink

I Think I Could Have Loved You

I Think I Need A Break

I Thought You Loved Me

I Want

I Want To Dance With You Too

I Want To Meet Your Parents

I’ll Be Your Waitress

I’ll Wait For You

I’m Both

I’m Fine

I’m Not Alright

I’m Not Drunk Now

I’m Worried

Ice Skating

If I Could Fly

If You Say So

Impressing The Boys

In The Mood For Baking

Instagram Model

Interview Games

Intruding

Invisible Patterns In His Skin

Isn’t About Me (Smut)

It Was One Time

It’s 3AM

It’s Back

It’s Not Your Decision

It’s The Concussion

It’s Too Much

Jealousy Song

Just Admit It

Just Be Careful

Just Say You Won’t Let Go

Keep That Out Of The Vlog

Kid In Love

Kidnapping The Computer

Kiss Cam

Knight In Shining Armour

Last Straw

Last Walk Through

Late Night Call

Late Night Fight

Lazy Day

Leaked

Leave The Dancing To Me

Let Me Make It More Clear (Part 2 of Floor Advice)

Let Me Talk

Library Surprise

Like… (Part 2 of Overheard)

Lion Show

Locked Out

Losing My Patience

Lost

Lost Boys

Lost Dog

Lost Phone

Lost Voice

Love Is Overrated

Lucky Number Fourteen

Make A Deal

Make Them Jealous

Managing Alone…Or Not

Marks

May The Force Be With You

Maybe Birthdays Aren’t Bad

Maybe One Day

Med Student Girlfriend

Meet And Greet Panic

Meeting The Family

Meeting The Team

Merry Freaking Christmas

Middle Of A Conversation

Midsummer Night Party

Missed Bus

Missed Premier

Missed Train

Missed Video Chat

Missing Him

Mistletoe

Moments

Monophobia

More Than Us

Move

Move In Day

My Hero

My Only Person (Part 2 of He’s Your Person)

My Sister Can’t See This!

Nap At The Cabin

Nap Time

Need A Ride?

Never Baking With You Again

Never Have I Ever

Never Let You Down

New Neighbour

New Photographer

New Trainer

New York, I Love You

New York Skyline

Newlyweds

Nice Hook

Night Of Surprises

Night Out

Night On The Couch

Nightmare of Memories

No More Dates

No More Hiding

No More Knocking

No Mountain Climbing

No One Better

No One’s Fault

Noah To My Allie

Not Allowed To Leave

Not Exactly Quiet

Not Good Enough

Not Hungry

Not Just Drunk

Not Much Longer

Not Perfect

Not So Alone Time (Smut)

Not So Sibling Like

Not The Reaction Expected

Noticing The Little Things

Nutella And Cuddles

Oblivious

Of All The Flights

Of All The People

On The Inside

One Last Time

One Minute

One Night Stand

One Rule

One Shot

One Time Thing

One With Nature

Only One Year

Only Yours

Oops

Operation: Distract Joe

Our Little Secret

Out Of Place

Out-Lad

Outfit Surprise

Overheard

Papercuts

Passion For Books

Perfectly Perfect

Permission

Picture Taking

Pizza Dinner

Play Along

Please Come To London

Please, Never Again

Please, Wake Up - Part 1

Please, Wake Up - Part 2

Polaroids

Post Crash Panic

Prank Reaction (Part 2 of Prank Revenge)

Prank Revenge

Pranking Sleeping Beauty

Promise Me

Proposal Planning

Protection At The Club

Protective Pregnancy

Proud Boys

Prove Me Wrong

Prudish

Pulling Away

Pulling Him Out

Putting Up With This

Puzzle Piece

Overheard at Teitan Elementary [2]
  • Genta: Explain yourself, Conan!
  • Ayumi: Conan-kun!
  • Conan: Oi, what's wrong, lot?
  • Mitsuhiko: Wakasa-sensei asked us to find the photos of Teitan Elementary Alumnis!
  • Conan: ...and?
  • Genta: That's the pic of the Kudo Shinichi guy...
  • Ayumi: Who graduated 10 years ago...
  • Mitsuhiko: And he looks just like you, Conan-kun! How is this possible?
  • Conan: ...just a coincidence?
  • Genta: Don't play games with us!
  • Conan: O-okay, it's simple, guys! He's a grandchild of the uncle of the nephew of the daughter of my mother's grandfather's brother!
  • Haibara: Edogawa-kun's family is extremely complicated.
  • Conan: Shutup.
  • Mitsuhiko: Please, be serious, Conan-kun! We all know that you are...
  • (at once)
  • Ayumi: Urashima Taro!
  • Genta: An alien!
  • Mitsuhiko: A time traveler!
  • ...
  • Genta: What are you talking about, guys! He's surely an alien! I saw stuff like that on TV! He infiltrated us and borrowed that Kudo Shinichi's form!
  • Ayumi: Genta-kun, that's silly!
  • Mitsuhiko: Besides, why would he borrow Kudo Shinichi's child form?
  • Genta: Who knows those aliens...
  • Conan: Oi...
  • Ayumi: Conan-kun is Urashima Taro! He traveled on big mr. Turtle's back to the Sea Dragon Palace, and when he came back 10 years passed!
  • Mitsuhiko: But Urashima Taro is a hero of the legend...
  • Genta: Sea Dragon? Is it like eel?
  • Ayumi: Genta-kun!
  • Mitsuhiko: We know that there's a scientific explanation to this! Conan-kun is from the future and they invented a time travel! That's why he was in the photo 10 years ago and that's why he looks exactly the same. Am I right, Conan-kun?
  • Ayumi: But why would Conan-kun travel to the past? And what will happen to Ran-onee-san, if she will learn that her boyfriend is from the future?..
  • Genta: Maybe there's a war going on in future and he came here to prevent it? I saw it on TV with dad!
  • Mitsuhiko: Genta-kun...
  • Haibara: Then how about this explanation? His cellular structure was forcibly redone by a mysterious drug and he shrunk due to the ingenious invention of a biochemical teen prodigy who worked in a secret evil organization?
  • ...
  • Mitsuhiko: ...you watch too many science dramas, Haibara-san...
  • Ayumi: Yeah... that sounds even less possible than Genta-kun's Alien theory, Ai-chan...
  • Genta: That's funny, Haibara!
  • Conan: Oi-oi...
Overheard: "Those elves" #2

Human: “There’s a rumor that Corypheus is in league with elven forces.”
Dwarf: “Which would those be? The mighty standing army of that land they don’t have?”
Human: “You can’t trust them.”
Dwarf: “I don’t know. History says it’s the other way around.”
Human: “What history do you know, you’re a dwarf.”
Dwarf: “Right. Oooh, I’m scared and confused by your strange sky.”

10

“All right. It’s to stop Mrs. Crawley bossing Her Ladyship about.”
(Because of this post)

Overheard around campus 2
  • "Yeah, I'm like 'Ba-ha-ha' high..."
  • ***
  • Girl 1: "I wish there was a real-life 'chill pill'. That way you can just take it and chill."
  • Girl 2: "I think that's called pot."
  • ***
  • In Microbiology building: "I would rather drink my own urine than eat a placenta, without question."
  • ***
  • In General Biology lab: "I am a kick-butt predator!"
  • ***
  • "I always use sound logic when having dildo-related arguments."
  • ***
  • "Sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out like nothing happened."
  • ***
  • Professor: "You've got to know how to play on people's guilt."
  • ***
  • "The watermelon is a selfish lover!"
  • ***
  • Professor: "Venus. So it's hot... smells like sulfur... high pressure... gaseous... what does it remind you of?"
  • Student: "Detroit!"
  • ***
  • "I want to have a tea party. Crumpets, though, not conservatives."
  • ***
  • Professor: "I hope you weren't drinking on a Monday night. Not until grad school, at least."
  • ***
  • Guy 1: "So you actually looked up what constitutes statutory rape? That's kind of creepy."
  • Guy 2: "Well me and my sister got bored one night and we looked it up."
  • Guy 1: "The fact that you did it with your sister is even creepier."
  • ***
  • "I don't buy groceries, I buy alcohol."
  • ***
  • "Using Internet Explorer when going to a website you've never been to is like having unprotected sex with a stranger."
  • ***
  • Guy 1: "What?! It says tomorrow's high is supposed to be -4 degrees!"
  • Guy 2: "Um, dude -- you're in metric."
  • ***
  • "Sex in the bathroom is unsanitary. I hope they had their shoes on."
  • ***
  • Physics TA: "Does anyone know what Benjamin Franklin's greatest sin was?"
  • Student: "Porn?"
  • ***
  • "Well, I can try to get an exponential boner if you want."
  • ***
  • Multivariable Calculus professor: "I had a classmate who got killed by the old street cars from St Paul in Mexico City. He wasn't a nice guy."
  • ***
  • "SpongeBob is the good kind of creepy. I would love for SpongeBob to call me at 3 am."
  • ***
  • "I don't know his name, so I just call him Aladdin."