“I have a dream that one day Justin and Selena can go take a poop and it won’t be on the front page of the newspaper. I have a dream that one day Jelena can have a nice candlelit dinner on the beach and I won’t get on Twitter and see it trending. And I have a dream, that on Justin Bieber’s next album, we don’t hear the words "Selleeeeeneeer.” These are my wishes for the future"