Aries: Silver tarnishes too quickly.
Taurus: Confer with the monster. She’s far more intelligent then you give her credit for. If you’re nice enough, she might help you out.
Gemini: Draw the curtains. Literally. It’ll be good practice for how cloth hangs and folds.
Cancer: Everyone has a quota of stupid shit they can do in a day. You’ve surpassed your quota and at least three other being’s too.