Bill S. Preston Esquire is like that neighbor’s kid who plays really loud music and pouts when his dad tells him to mow the lawn but does it anyway. He can get a bit annoying at times but you find him kinda cute even if you don’t want to admit that. High-key has some awesome dance moves but gets embarrassed if you catch him dancing alone. Looks amazing in crop tops. Overall, a really nice guy and a true boyfriend material.
Ted Theodore Logan is that guy in your math class that genuinely doesn’t understand much but tries anyway. Always forgets at least one book for school so he has to sit with someone who has it and you high-key hope it’s you because he’s an adorable tall bean. Nice to everyone but a bit shy. Overall, the sweetest human and definitely a boyfriend material.