B-26 “Marauder”, after getting under fire. 20.08.1944, over Toulon. Survived only two crew members Sergeant George Moskowitz (top turret gunner / flight engineer) and Sergeant Robert McCluskey (radio operator / gunner aft).
The pirate who got his wooden leg stuck in a freezer
It was totally hot out today and the sun was blazing like snoop dog on a Tuesday on this pirate ship. The fires of hell was preferable to this blasted sun. I looked over the railing to the top deck to see the entire crew laying in every shady part of the deck. I was about to join them when I heard a scream.
“That sounded like Cameron!” an unimportant member of the crew said.
“It came from down in the ship!”
“Well lets go see whats wrong!”
And so the crew and I went on an adventure together, and we found that Cameron had gotten his arm stuck in a -
Wait. The title says his leg’s in the freezer. Nvr mind.
His wooden leg, that’ll probably be important later
“I’m sorry I cant help it I had access to ice cream and cool air at the same time!” Cameron moaned
“Are we ignoring the obvious?” Zoe asked, “Why in Jon Travolta is there a freezer…. On a pirate ship? Where would it even get electricity?”
“I just got… you know my foot… in a freezer…” Cameron said That’s when it hit me.
“My god… I understand now” I paced, “This is bigger than all of us, I understand why we all exist…Cameron, you got your WOODEN leg stuck in that freezer, so you could say….”