over 1000

Over 1000 followers in 6 hours!? 😱Sebastian would like to say he’s surprised. But let’s be real. He’s totes famous.

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I am agoraphobic.

I am over 1000 miles away from home. From my safe space.

I am allowed to freak out and start crying, yes? Even if I’m with my family?

This time last week I was in London with an amazing group of ladies- we tea partied , raised over £1000 for charity & had a fab time. Also went to see The Deep Blue sea with the above amazing chap. Tom as lovely as ever. Thank you everyone for your wonderful company.

royallily replied to your photoset:AAAHHHH LLOOOOOOOKK FINALLY AFTER WALKING 39K (25…

did you power it up at all before evolving to make it hit over 1000 cp or no? jw for future reference lol

Nope, didn’t power it up beforehand at all. Magikarp get like 10x CP after evolving, so that’s why mine jumped from 139 to 1445. I powered it up after evolving though, which doesn’t affect it’s 92% perfection IV at all! (now it’s 1521CP heehe)

AT MY BROTHER’S SCHOOL BAND SHOWCASE THERE WAS A CONTEST AND THE WINNER GOT TO CONDUCT THE BAND WITH THE SONG OF THEIR CHOICE AND THE GUY WHO WON CHOSE THE STAR TREK THEME SONG AND BEFORE HE STARTED CONDUCTING HE TURNED TO THE AUDIENCE AND DRAMATICALLY RIPPED OFF HIS SHIRT AND HE WAS WEARING A FUCKING STARFLEET UNIFORM UNDERNEATH IM DYING

An open letter to the Tumblr Staff from the blogger you just screwed over

Okay, staff, I am super freaking pissed about the update and here’s why. 

I cannot read your new format. 

I’m not trying to be whiny or nitpicky or over-dramatic. I can appreciate that you were attempting to make things look more organised/less confusing/whatever. I also expect the new format is a great improvement for people who have screen readers. That’s great. That’s fine. 

I just cannot freaking read this. I have dyslexia, and my dyslexia is set off by pictures, bold, italics, anything that is more “interesting” to my brain than plain, unadorned text.

Like this monstrosity:

Look at it. Just look at it. The pictures get in between the lines of text, there’s distracting colors and pictures everywhere. The names are bolded when they’re really not the most important thing. Looking at this, I see everything except what I’m supposed to see, that cheesy series of puns. (No pun intended.)

You literally couldn’t have made a worse format for me if you’d tried.

The thing is, your format was what made me really like Tumblr in the first place. It was super clear who was writing something new, because look, there was a freaking line pointing right to it. Unless someone started writing in all caps or bold or whatever, all the text in a post had the same amount of emphasis. Finally, SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET I COULD READ.

And now, now I can’t read any of it at all. 

So yeah, I’m pissed. 

Like, I know that you’re not going to change it back, because you never seem to listen when anyone on your site complains about anything. I’m not sure why I bothered writing this to you guys, given your track record. 

But now’s your chance to prove me wrong. Seriously, the least you could do is give us an option here. You’ve still got the old code. Just stick a button somewhere to revert to the old format so I can enjoy my text posts in peace. 

Sincerely, 

Dyslexic Blogger