oven toasted

I had to get ugly at work today
  • Me: *minding my own business, cleaning the crumbs out of the sandwich toasting oven*
  • Ignoramuses at Subway: *talking about how they'd never vaccinate their children, because, autism*
  • Me: Excuse me, but I couldn't help overhearing you talking about autism. I happen to be somewhat of an expert on the topic. I have Kanner's syndrome.
  • Ignoramus: What's that?
  • Me: You don't know the proper name for classic autism, but you've somehow solved the medical mystery of what causes it?
  • Me: Listen. Let's just say that we live in some parallel universe where the entire medical community is wrong and Jenny McCarthy is right. Okay? Let's just say there's any chance that autism and vaccines have anything to do with each other. So what you're telling me is that you'd rather go through the pain of losing a child to some totally preventable disease that no one's heard of since the Oregon Trail than have a child like me?
  • Me: Do you even understand that that's what you're saying about yourself and your priorities by being against vaccinations?
  • Me: Because, if you honestly feel that way, I hope to God you never have children.
  • Me: *goes back to cleaning the oven*
Announcement, an Everlark Drabble

This was all Peeta’s idea. I didn’t want to do it. Not like this anyway. But Peeta can always come up with some way to convince me of doing things I never even knew I wanted.

It’s how we ended up having sex the car once.

Or sneaking off at Finnick and Annie’s wedding to make out in a coat closet.

Or the time he got me to go sky diving when I would rather have endured a root canal without pain killers.

But a baby announcement is something big. And I wanted to do it quietly. Just call our family and friends and let Prim plan the biggest, most elaborate baby shower imaginable.

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10 minute vegan garlic bread!

Ingredients
-sliced bread
-vegan butter
-garlic salt
-nutritional yeast

Directions
Preheat oven to 375-400. Spread butter on the bread, partially melt the butter in the microwave first if you need to. Then sprinkle garlic salt and about a teaspoon of nutritional yeast on each slice. Toast in oven until it starts to turn golden brown(about 5-10 minutes)! Great with pasta 🍝