- me: ugh gross i never want kids
- zen: if you're with me, we'd be a perfect family...and our baby will be so cute
- me: um you mean babIES. 20 of them
Imagine Ruvik filming the stuff that happens in the game. He starts every video with: 'Hello audience, my name is Ruben Victoriano, I'm bored as hell and welcome to Jackass'