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fxche said: ARE YOU SICK OF FUCKING WALLS? TIRED OF HAVING A ROOF OVERHEAD? SAY NO MORE. I’M KARKAT VANTAS, AND THIS IS THE HAMMER. WITH JUST A FEW SWINGS, YOU CAN KISS WARMTH AND SAFETY GOODBYE AS WELL AS MOST OF YOUR BELONGINGS. ONLY $19.95.


“B3 SUR3 TO LOOK L1K3 4 FUCK1NG MORON WH3N YOU SL4P TH3 SH1T OUT OF YOUR W4LLS 4ND DONT FORG3T TO LO4D OUR POCK3TS W1TH MON3Y FOR 3V3RY BR1CK YOU KNOCK OV3R

C4LL NOW 4ND W3LL DOUBL3 TH3 PR1C3 YOU LUCKY SON OF 4 B1TCH
3V3RYT1M3 YOU SP3ND TW3NTY DOLL4RS, W3 G3T TW3NTY DOLL4RS!!!
1TS 4 FUCK1NG M1R4CL3 L4D13S 4ND G3NTL3TROLLS” 

Random Latula Pyrope Gifs because why not!

Latula: h3h3h, you goofb4ll. com3 ov3r h3r3 tun4. 

Latula: *sugg3st1v3 3y3brow w1ggl3*

Latula: R4D1C4L!!!!


(is totally not black and white because I need to buy more paint)

Lol, anyway! this cosplay is still in progress, I still need to buy and make a few things and get a r4d skateboard. (and also learn how to use it)

Latula Pyrope: Alicia (http://justanawkwardlittlepotato.tumblr.com/ )

anonymous asked:

Hey terezi what is one of the most embarrassing things you have ever done in public?

ON3 T1M3, 1 W4S RUSH1NG 4ND SORT4 R4N 1NTO SOM3ON3, WHO 1M NOT N4M1NG, DROPP3D 4LL OF MY BOOKS, 4ND F3LL OV3R. 

anonymous asked:

TZ- Truth: what's your worse fear? Dare: act like your favorite animal

W3LL S1NC3 1 H4V3 NO W4Y OF G3TT1NG OUT OF TH1S G4M3 1 GU3SS 1M OBL1G4T3D TO T3LL YOU MY WORST F34R
1 GU3SS 1M MOSTLY 4FR41D OF B31NG TR34T3D L1K3 1M BL1ND 1 M34N DUH 1 4M BUT 1 H4T3 B31NG TR34T3D L1K3 1T
NOW FOR 4NOTH3R TOP1C
TH3 M1GHTY DR4GON S33S YOUR D4R3 4ND GR1NS W1TH H3R SH4RP F4NGS  “ C4N YOU NOT S33 TH4T 1 4M 4LR34DY TH3 M1GHTY B34ST YOU 4SK M3 TO PR3T3ND TO B3? NOW H4ND OV3R 4LL YOUR R1CH3S H3H3H3 “

anonymous asked:

if you s33 prop3r r3asoning as 'j3rk' b3havior, th3n so b3 it. but in all hon3sty, do you r3ally want that cr3atur3 raising a grub, 3v3n if sh3 do3s do a b3tt3r job of it than you do? do you /r3ally/ want h3r ruling ov3r on3 of th3 most pow3rful rac3s in th3 galaxy too?

“That is not for me to say. Fuchsia8loods have always 8een rulers. That’s just the way things are.”

I was tagged by death-cab-for-sydney​ to do this music tag.
The rules are to put your music on shuffle, write down the first ten songs, and put your favorite lyrics from those songs. Don’t forget to tag ten people!

  1. Torn to Pieces- Pop Evil
    1. All these days that I know I’ll never get back/All the words that I always wish you would’ve said/All these dreams that we had now fade to black
  2. Freedom at 21- Jack White
    1. She does what she damn well please/She’s got freedom in the 21st century
  3. Whiskey In Hell- Anarbor
    1. I hope they serve whiskey in hell/Cause I’m already on my way
  4. Skin Deep- Real Friends
    1. You’re just another sad song to me
  5. Interlude: Moving On- Paramore
    1. Well I could be angry/But you’re not worth the fight/And besides I’m moving on
  6. I’m Already There- Lonestar
    1. I’m the sunshine in your hair
  7. Lights Out- We Are The In Crowd
    1. With smoke and mirrors things look clearer
  8. Harlem- New Politics
    1. I spend my money on the regular miracles
  9. Sos- Silverstein
    1. This is forever, this is forever/I won’t be here for you with forgiveness/We can’t recover
  10. Boston- Augustana
    1. I think I need a new town to leave this all behind/I think I need a sunrise/I’m tired of the sunset

Okay friends, do your thing now too:

pantherprancealot f0reverundefin3d mind-ov3r-body mix-n-matchpersonalities carry-on-wayward-bitch damsel-daiquiri

anonymous asked:

hay terezi smell any blood?

YUP! ALL OV3R MY CLOTH3S 4ND 4RMS! 1TS PROB4BLY NOT 4 GOOD TH1NG BUT 3V3N TH3 SM3LL OF R3D 1S SO GOOD TH4T 1 C4NT H3LP BUT 3NJOY 1T!

10/10

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GC: OH

GC: MY

GC: GUG

GC: W4T

CA: SHUT THE FUCK UP

GC: H3H

GC: H3H3

GC: H4H44H4

GC: 3R1D4444NNNN

GC: TH1S 1S L1T3R4LLY K1LL1NG M3 FROM TH3 1NS1D3

CA: WWHAAAAAT

CA: SHUT UP

CA: noww if you don’t mind, GET ME FUCKIN DOWWN FROM HERE

GC: HOW??? >XD

GC: 1 DONT S33 4NY CH41RS

CA: FFFFF

GC: 4ND TH1S 1S 4 PR3TTY PR3C1OUS MOM3NT

CA: *hypervventilating in anger*

GC: 1F 1 H4D MY HUSKTOP 1 WOULD TRY G3TT1NG 1N CONT4CT W1TH 3V3RYON3 4ND 1NV1T3 TH3M OV3R

CA: DON’T

GC: HOLD ON, 1 TH1NK 1 S33 4 BROOM

GC: 1 COULD POK3 YOU

CA: don’t you fuckin dare

CA: hold on for one fuckin minute

CA: here’s wwhy you should not do that.

CA: 1) don’t.

GC: >:?

CA: 2) jegus don’t fuckin do it

CA: 3) howw can you evven SEE a broom?!?!?!!

GC: OK SO HOW DO YOU 3XC3PT M3 NOT TO B3 4BL3 TO S4Y “S33”

GC: S331NG 1N MY C4S3 1S US1NG MY 4M4Z1NG 4B1L1TY TO SM3LL 4ND T4ST3

CA: JUST GET ME THE FUCK DOWWN

GC: HOW 4BOUT NO F1SHF4C3

CA: HOWW ABOUT SHUT THE FUCK UP

CA: *glasses fall to the floor*

CA: COD DAMMIT

GC: OH

GC: WH4TS TH1S

GC: *SH3 CROUCH3S DOWN, 4ND P1CKS UP H1S GL4SS3S, 4ND PROC33DS TO L1CK TH3M*

GC: UH HUH

CA: ugh NO those go on my fuckin FACE

GC: W3LL TH3YR3 GO1NG ON MY F4C3

GC: C4US3 TH3R3 M1N3 NOW

CA: TER

CA: I NEED THOSE

GC: *GL4SS3S T1M3S TWO* YOU DONT N33D TH3M WH3N YOUR UP TH3R3 DO YOU

GC: >BB]

CA: oh my fuckin cod

CA: ter

CA: just fuckin get me dowwn

GC: *SH3 F3TCH3S TH3 BROOM TH4T W4S L34N1NG 1N TH3 CORN3R* Y4H SUR3, 4FT3R 1 H4V3 MY FUN

CA: UGHHHHH

GC: *SH3 POK3S 3R1D4N W1TH TH3 BROOM H34D, TH3N “SW33PS” H1S F4C3*

GC: UGH 1 C4NT T3LL WH4T P4RT 1S WH4T

CA: ewwewwewwewweww ewwwwwwww.

GC: *PROD PROD* 1S TH1S YOUR N3CK OR SOM3TH1NG

CA: GET THAT OUT OF MY *oww* FACE

GC: OH 1TS YOUR SL1MY F1SH F4C3

GC: HUH

GC: *SH3 SHOV3S TH3 BROOM 1N H1S F4C3 MOR3* H3H TH1S 1S 4MUS1NG

CA: MMFJKPTBTHSTTFKTPBJKKL

CA: NO

GC: H4 H4H4 >;D

CA: ARE YOU FUCKIN DONE YET

GC: *SH3 STOPS H4R4SS1NG 3R1D4N 4ND TOSS3S TH3 BROOM 4S1D3* Y34H Y34H, 1 C4NT L1ST3N TO YOU COMPL41N 4LL D4Y UNFORTUN4T3LY

GC: 4LR1GHT, 1 TH1NK MY C4N3 BL4D3S C4N R34CH YOU

CA: is that really a good idea

GC: 1T M1GHT M4K3 YOU SHUT UP 1F 1 “M1SS CUT” TH3 T4P3

CA: oh my cod.

GC: 1TS 4 GOOD 1D34 TO M3, 1 SUPPOS3 1TS UP TO YOU

CA: *is scared*

CA: just get me dowwn

GC: F1N3, JUST T3LL M3 1F YOU H4V3 B33N ST4BB3D

CA: mmhm

CA: *wwhimpering*

GC: *SH3 UNSH34TH3S H3R BL4D3S 4ND PUTS ON3 TO TH3 S1D3 OF H1M* C4N YOU T3LL 1F TH1S W1LL CUT 4NYTH1NG V1T4L >;]

CA: oh nothing important, JUST MY FUCKIN ARM

GC: YOU B3TT3R C4LM DOWN, W3 DONT W4NT 4NY…

GC: “4CC1D3NTS”

CA: shitshitshitshitshitshiiit

CA: *about to fucking cry*

GC: 1 H4PP3N TO KNOW YOUR BLOOD 1S D3L1C1OUS

CA: WWHAT ARE YOU A FUCKIN RAINBOWWDRINKER

GC: *SH3 MOV3S H3R BL4D3 OV3R MOR3, NO LONG3R 1NCH3S 4W4Y FROM P13RC1NG H1S 4RM* NO, BUT 1 C4N 34S1LY CH4NG3 TH4T R1GHT NOW

CA: NO THANKS

GC: >:[ YOUR NO FUN *SH3 CUTS SOM3 OF TH3 T4P3 N3XT TO H1S 4RM* W4S TH4T YOUR 4RM OR SOM3TH1NG 3LS3

CA: *sigh of PANIC* that wwas wway too fuckin close oh my cod

CA: right by my arm

GC: D4NG 1T D:<

GC: H3H NOT R34LLY, C4N YOU MOV3 YOUR 4RM Y3T OR DO 1 N33D TO DO TH1S B3TT3R

CA: uh i’m *rips arm off the ceiling* …good

GC: 4LR1GHT, C4N YOU PULL YOURS3LF OFF

GC: SHOULD 1 MOV3 SO YOU C4N F4LL ON TH3 COLD H4RD GROUND

CA: *ris off other arm* FUCK NO.

CA: YOU HAVVE TO CATCH ME.

GC: 1 D1DNT S1GN UP FOR TH4T

CA: WWELL GUESS WWHAT

GC: WH4T 1S 1T

CA: I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR THIS EITHER. *rips tape off torso*

GC: UHHHH *SH3 DROPS H3R BL4D3S*

GC: YOU B3TT3R P4Y M3 B4CK FOR TH1S SOM3 HOW

CA: the fuck to you wwant from me

GC: 1 DONT KNOW R1GHT TH1S MOM3NT, JUST F4LL 4LR34DY

GC: 1M R34DY K1ND4

CA: *rips off legs and lands majestically into terezi’s arms, bridal style*

CA: ((wwhee!))

GC: *HORR1BL3 ROM4NT1C 4N1M3 MUS1C PL4YS 4LONG W1TH S4KUR4 P3T4LS F4LL FROM GOD KNOWS WH3R3*

GC: YOU OK 4MPOR4

CA: yeah

CA: *eyes spatkling* terezi, i

CA: *reaches towwards face*

CA: *grabs glasses and runs awway*

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