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It’s 12AM PST on February 24 which means it officially @appynation ‘s birthday!! She’s the absolute best and deserves all the happiness in the world. Go wish her a happy birthday! <3

I made her a series of Lance pick up lines because I know how much she loves Lance. It entertains me that ALL of these are canon, aside from the ocean one (but it may as well be). Enjoy!!

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Dimple Paradise™

Lena: *smiles at kara*

Me: oH DEAR LORD I CANT BELIEVE THEYRE FUCKING WOW SO GAY I CANT EVEN ARE THEY IN LOVE THEYRE IN LOVE OHMYGOD CALLED IT. THE SEXUAL TENSION IS UNREAL, LENA IS BASICALLY RIPPING OFF HER CLOTHES, THEYRE IN LOVE, SEX IS OUTTA THIS WORLD, BECAUSE KARA IS AN ALIEN IN LOVE, SUPERCORP IS REAL. MY SKIN IS CLEAR MY CROPS ARE RAISED AND MY GRADES ARE HIGH GOD BLESS GOD BLESS. THE GAY IS REAL AND LIVING

“Are you an astronaut, Sammy? Because this ass is outta this world.”
“…oh my god.”

for my wincest love week anon, @rodiniaorzetalthepenquin! <3 

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I see your “keith is the only one affected by lance’s pickup lines” and I raise you “Keith wildly misinterprets all of lance’s pickup lines”.

The lines for those that don’t know them:

I’m homesick for earth, but I’m lovesick for you.

I think you’re purr-fect.

You’re outta this world, and I would know!

I better use ice blast… because my heart’s on fire.

The one that does work of course is the first pickup line on the official list. Maybe one day I’ll draw Keith’s reaction to that one!

Do not fix your dark circles let the world know you’re tired of its s*** and ready to kill a man