outta-this-world

can you believe how many canon pick up lines lance has?

  • “you’re out of this world”
  • “what do you know mullet”
  • “it’s meow or never”
  • “you know lance n keith neck n neck”
  • “you are looking feline!”
  • “oooh are you scared?”
  • “i think you’re clawsome!”
  • “shut your quiznak”
  • “you’re the most beautiful girl in the world….i ain’t lyin’ (lion!)”
  • “we did it. we are a good team”
  • “i better use my ice blast…because my heart is on fire”
  • “keith, buddy, my man?”
  • “you’re outta this world, and i would know!”
  • “sharp work samurai”
  • “i’m homesick for earth, but lovesick for you”
  • “jealousy thy name is keith”
  • “keith the other one”
  • “sorry shiro, i was trying to hit keith”
  • “i think you’re purr-fect”
  • “i’d recognize that mullet anywhere!”
  • “i’d be blue without you”
  • “and keith is always doing things like flying into asteroid fields and cool junk like that”

he has so many :///

vine

Dimple Paradise™

Lena: *smiles at kara*

Me: oH DEAR LORD I CANT BELIEVE THEYRE FUCKING WOW SO GAY I CANT EVEN ARE THEY IN LOVE THEYRE IN LOVE OHMYGOD CALLED IT. THE SEXUAL TENSION IS UNREAL, LENA IS BASICALLY RIPPING OFF HER CLOTHES, THEYRE IN LOVE, SEX IS OUTTA THIS WORLD, BECAUSE KARA IS AN ALIEN IN LOVE, SUPERCORP IS REAL. MY SKIN IS CLEAR MY CROPS ARE RAISED AND MY GRADES ARE HIGH GOD BLESS GOD BLESS. THE GAY IS REAL AND LIVING

“Are you an astronaut, Sammy? Because this ass is outta this world.”
“…oh my god.”

for my wincest love week anon, @rodiniaorzetalthepenquin! <3 

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I see your “keith is the only one affected by lance’s pickup lines” and I raise you “Keith wildly misinterprets all of lance’s pickup lines”.

The lines for those that don’t know them:

I’m homesick for earth, but I’m lovesick for you.

I think you’re purr-fect.

You’re outta this world, and I would know!

I better use ice blast… because my heart’s on fire.

The one that does work of course is the first pickup line on the official list. Maybe one day I’ll draw Keith’s reaction to that one!

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Do not fix your dark circles let the world know you’re tired of its s*** and ready to kill a man