can you believe how many canon pick up lines lance has?

  • “you’re out of this world”
  • “what do you know mullet”
  • “it’s meow or never”
  • “you know lance n keith neck n neck”
  • “you are looking feline!”
  • “oooh are you scared?”
  • “i think you’re clawsome!”
  • “shut your quiznak”
  • “you’re the most beautiful girl in the world….i ain’t lyin’ (lion!)”
  • “we did it. we are a good team”
  • “i better use my ice blast…because my heart is on fire”
  • “keith, buddy, my man?”
  • “you’re outta this world, and i would know!”
  • “sharp work samurai”
  • “i’m homesick for earth, but lovesick for you”
  • “jealousy thy name is keith”
  • “keith the other one”
  • “sorry shiro, i was trying to hit keith”
  • “i think you’re purr-fect”
  • “i’d recognize that mullet anywhere!”
  • “i’d be blue without you”
  • “and keith is always doing things like flying into asteroid fields and cool junk like that”

he has so many :///

Imagine Jack spilling to you what Dean thinks, and practically feels, of you when he reads his mind.

“Wait, wait, wait, wait.” Dean raised a hand, stopping Jack from drinking his beer “How old do you think you are?” he asked, mouth half full as you and Sam shared a look.

“Uh 3 days, 17 hours and 42 minutes.” Jack replied precisely to the question and seeing the look on Dean’s face almost made you choke on your own drink. It was priceless to say the least. Barely at four days old and the young man had already outsassed the older Winchester, well this was going to be fun. Dean just shook his head and took a sip of his beer, Jack watching closely and doing the same at the exact almost moment.

“So-” Jack cleared his throat, looking at you “You are my aunt, right?”

“Uh well-” you smiled “Was, actually. I’m no longer an angel, I fell and after building a vessel things happened and… there is no angel mojo in me anymore. So I am practically human.”

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BFA Show piece (as displayed): Sci Fi Magazine Cover

Admittedly, this is my least favorite of the pieces. It was the last one I worked on to meet the printing deadline and it shows. That grass is atrocious. Bleck.

Another one with probably too subtle hints. I meant the person in the back to be ambiguous enough for the viewer to decide what they were. Trans hair tie is barely visible, I know. Bleck. Same with the Space Ace wearing the Asexual colors.

Outta This World/Art © Me!

itsallyd  asked:

Okay hers a funny (or sad if you want idk) soulmate au- where your soulmates first thoughts of you are tattooed on your arm. Ex "I literally want to climb him like a mountain" or "this bitch did not just cut me off"

@itsallyd I was going to do this Spideypool at first but I liked Starkquill better!


Tony was completely embarrassed by his soulmark. So embarrassed in fact, that he only ever wore long sleeve shirts. People thought he wore long sleeves to cover up the scars from his arc reactor and several years as Iron man, but really it was to cover his soulmark.

Stupid soulmate destiny crap. Most people had sweet things tattooed on their arm, the very first thoughts their soulmate would have about them. Things like ‘I could drown in their eyes’ or ‘Shes so beautiful it almost hurts’.

Not Tony. No, Tonys soulmark was written in big blocky letters and read “Dat ass is outta this world”.

By the time Tony had turned sixteen, he knew when he met his soulmate he was gonna punch him square in the face for being such a horny, pervy creep.

But life happens and things got in the way and Tony got so busy with the world ending and all that, that eventually he was only kind of annoyed by his soulmark, and wearing a long sleeve shirt was just as much a habit as it was a necessity so no one saw the obnoxious words.

So when Tony met Peter Quill, the goofy but cute leader of the Guardians of the Galaxy, he didnt think anything about reaching out to shake his hand, grinning when the man looked him up and down with a lazy smile and sparkling eyes.

I do love me a Spaceman. Tony thought.

And then Peter opened his mouth and said– “You must be an alien. Cuz dat ass is outta this world.”


Peter had never been knocked out by a human before, much less by a human who stood a full six inches shorter than him and had gone from checking him out to decking him all within about five seconds.

“What did I say?” he sputtered from the ground when his eyes opened and one very furious Tony Stark was staring down at him. “I was just teasing you! I mean I really wasnt because you’re hot as hell but come on. You gotta knock a guy out?”

“Look, Spaceman!” Tony spat, but whatever other righteously angry words he was ready to shout were quickly muffled when Peter reached up and pulled him down on top of him, covering his mouth in a sloppy, overly eager kiss.

“Get off!” Tony shoved at him but Peter just rolled until he was laying on top and tossed his jacket away, showing Tony the curling letters on his forearm.

I do love me a Spaceman.

“Son of a bitch.” Tony tried to be mad, but when Peter reached for his shirt he just sighed and pulled up his sleeves so Peter could see his mark as well.

Dat ass is outta this world.

“You poor thing.” Peter was laughing. “You had to have that written on you all these years? At least mine was cute.”

“Get off me.” Tony rolled his eyes but Peter shook his head and resettled against him, gentler this time, running careful fingers through Tonys hair.

“Traveled galaxies to find you, soulmate. Not letting you go now.”

“At least your real life charm makes up for your ridiculous pick up line.” Tony huffed, but he wasnt mad anymore when Peter kissed him again.