outoflife

how i imagine god saying he would help humans against the noah
  • God: ...and you'll fight them with innocence.
  • Humans: uh like with virgins?
  • Humans: virgins to fight them with their virginity power?
  • God: what? no not virginity i said innocence
  • Humans: what like pure people?
  • Humans: we already tried with priests but it didn't work
  • God: *facepalms*