Next, I shall lie upon my back and have you stretched out at length upon me. So as I can take hold of your buttocks and fondle them properly. 

If you wish to kick your legs a bit, or make lewd motions with your hips, and pant in my ear and make those wee noises at any point in the proceedings, I won’t have any great objection.

Then I shall spread open your thighs. Take down my breeks, and then we shall see what sort of noises ye dinna make then, Sassenach.