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Sarah Rees BrennanTweets Outlander s01e04

CHILDREN: scream LADIES’ CLOTHING: ripped off & displayed CLAIRE: Don’t mind me, just very sneakily plotting my sneaky escape. #Outlander

— Sarah Rees Brennan (@sarahreesbrenna)

August 31, 2014

CLAIRE: Hoping Jamie would find me a sweet ride? STABLEMASTER: I bet! CLAIRE: And by that I mean a good-natured pony, OBVIOUSLY. #Outlander

— Sarah Rees Brennan (@sarahreesbrenna)

August 31, 2014

CLAIRE: Am I bothering Jamie? STABLEMASTER: Him carving ‘Mr Jamie Beauchamp’ into the stalls bothers the horses… #Outlander

— Sarah Rees Brennan (@sarahreesbrenna)

August 31, 2014

GEILLIS: Hiii. I’m just lurking in the dark, waiting, with a large bottle of alcohol for you. CLAIRE: 100% normal BFF behaviour. #Outlander

— Sarah Rees Brennan (@sarahreesbrenna)

August 31, 2014

GEILLIS: ur husband is not born yet because u did some-sounds like 'Rhyme Scrabble?’ CLAIRE: Nobody will ever believe my secret! #Outlander

— Sarah Rees Brennan (@sarahreesbrenna)

August 31, 2014

MRS FITZ: Claire Imma dress u fancy. Lady Diana of Gabaldon, how dare u re-use an outfit? I was rooting 4 u! Am 1743’s Tyra Banks #Outlander

— Sarah Rees Brennan (@sarahreesbrenna)

August 31, 2014

LAOGHAIRE: How do u make men love u? C: I give them shit & they are my slaves…wait let’s literalise this. L: Oooh a magic word. #Outlander

— Sarah Rees Brennan (@sarahreesbrenna)

August 31, 2014

CLAIRE: Oops I wandered into Sexual Harassment Hallway. Thnx 4 savin me Dougal! DOUGAL: Wait, do ye no ken which hallway this is? #Outlander

— Sarah Rees Brennan (@sarahreesbrenna)

August 31, 2014

JAMIE: I’d never harass u in a hallway or insult u. Let me help u up-how awful it must be rolling in the hay with me! CLAIRE: Uh. #Outlander

— Sarah Rees Brennan (@sarahreesbrenna)

August 31, 2014

CLAIRE: I knocked a harasser out cold. JAMIE: *performs Build Me Up Buttercup & does air guitar w/a rake* Uh-can I walk you home? #Outlander

— Sarah Rees Brennan (@sarahreesbrenna)

August 31, 2014

JAMIE: My motto’s Je suis prest, French for I’m ready. Voulez vous coucher avec moi? CLAIRE: Je suis prest! Um. Je suis married. #Outlander

— Sarah Rees Brennan (@sarahreesbrenna)

August 31, 2014

EXPOSITION SCOTSMAN: Jamie’s a bad boy outlaw who may be heir to a lord & who has doomed himself caring 4 u…Imma swoon, lassie. #Outlander

— Sarah Rees Brennan (@sarahreesbrenna)

August 31, 2014

LAOGHAIRE: You did so gr8 Jamie come 2 m–oh, you’re going to Claire like a 6ft redheaded homing pigeon. Je suis stunned. #Outlander

— Sarah Rees Brennan (@sarahreesbrenna)

August 31, 2014

LAOGHAIRE: Aah how do u make a man open his heart to you! CLAIRE: Sorry was that kilt or heart? Right! Heart. Obviously heart. #Outlander

— Sarah Rees Brennan (@sarahreesbrenna)

August 31, 2014

DOUGAL: Now to hunt the most dangerous prey of all… CLAIRE: Man?! DOUGAL: Wild pigs. Jesus the English are effed up. #Outlander

— Sarah Rees Brennan (@sarahreesbrenna)

August 31, 2014

BOAR VICTIM: O Dougal hold me & tell me about how good you did my sister. CLAIRE:… DOUGAL: I’m not gonna 'No homo’ a dying guy. #Outlander

— Sarah Rees Brennan (@sarahreesbrenna)

August 31, 2014

DOUGAL: I wanna play Scottish hockey! I WANNA BREAK JAMIE’S LEGS!!! CLAIRE: Is this sportsmanlike? DUDE: Is that an English term? #Outlander

— Sarah Rees Brennan (@sarahreesbrenna)

August 31, 2014

DOUGAL: Seen a lot of dudes die? CLAIRE: u volunteering? D: Wanna go on a trip & see me rip off Jamie’s shirt? C: I’ll let u live #Outlander

— Sarah Rees Brennan (@sarahreesbrenna)

August 31, 2014