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anonymous asked:

oo if ur still doing the highschool au i had an idea!! im not sure how the scavengers fit in but at some point they do something sketchy and fort max is the only one who sees and in an effort to cover it up misfire tries to get on his good side and by that i mean fort max accidentally makes friends

Fortress Maximus is the good kid always trying to follow the rules, and is one hundred percent ready to report them for whatever they did.

Turns out a lunch and slurpie bribe goes pretty far, and a promise to get him out of Overlords class without getting him in trouble.

I think he makes fast friends with Misfire (because he’s Misfire) and Fulcrum.

It sure does brighten his school days.

Misfire drags him to sit with them in the cafeteria, and even Grimlock warms up to him.

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The big girls started Homelink today and while they were at school we met up with out of town friends for lunch and some shopping at Target!
This is the first time our kids have been old enough to actually interact with each other and it was precious!

anonymous asked:

okay.... hear me out... brett is stressed out bc the boys are being Mischievous™ and you decide to take him out for lunch to relax him and its just a cutesy date of holding hands and him ranting to you about the boys and you just love him. man i love brett.

not exactly the request, but i have written a variation of this scenario, and its kinda full length!! https://www.wattpad.com/450036522

#PrayforMexico


I know probably no one will read this, but if you do, please, please keep my country in your thoughts and prayers. If you don’t know, there was a 7.1 earthquake here a few minutes ago. Puebla and Morelos are two of the most damaged states, and lots and lots of buildings just crashed to the ground in Mexico City. It’s the second one this month, the first one compeltely destroyed Oaxaca and Chiapas. There’s no transportation and barely any communication that comes and goes. People are so scared, there are news that elementary schools and high schools crashed down in the city. There are videos of huge buildings crashing down completely in just a single fucking second, so many people are injured or lost or dead. I was at school and the ceiling started to break down. My own brother is in Mexico City and I can’t communicate with him, we live in the State and we don’t even know if he will make it back here tonight. I know i have bad english but if you understood any of this, please, please pray for us.


Update: The earthquake happened yesterday at 1:14 pm. It’s 12:32pm, 225 people have been confirmed dead so far. A lot of this were children in a kindergarten that collapsed in the city.

Paypal: donativos@brigada-rescate-topos.org please, please donate if you can. An American dollar is worth approximately 20 Mexican pesos, so even just 5 dollars are extremely helpful and the whole country will be forever grateful for any help you can provide, no matter how small.

Thank you to everyone asking, thank God we could communicate with my brother yesterday and he’s fine. His school almost collapsed, but he miraculously he had went out for lunch somewhere else. The building he was in resulted terribly damaged too, but in didn’t collapse. He couldn’t come back home last night due to the transportation issues, but he stayed somewhere safe and he’s okay. All my family and friends are okay.

Mexicanos y latinos, por favor, por favor donen si está en sus manos. Si son de la Ciudad o de los estados afectados, la donación de víveres es muy importante y muy necesaria, hay muchísima centros de acopio y hasta el más pequeño granito de arena es de mucha ayuda. De cualquier otro estado de la República o de Latinoamérica se pueden hacer donaciones por Paypal.

There is nothing that teaches you more than regrouping after failure and moving on. Yet most people are stricken with fear. They fear failure so much that they fail. They are too conditioned, too used to being told what to do. It begins with the family, runs through school and goes into the business world.
—  Charles Bukowski, The Captain is Out to Lunch and the Sailors Have Taken Over the Ship
concept playlists

ur stuck inside a 2006 highschool movie and suddenly a food fight breaks out in the lunch room and u have to defend urself. good luck.

its 2 am and ur thinking about the girl u have a crush on but shes taken so u spend ur night writing about her instead while wondering how it feels 2 make out with her.

u sneak out of ur house at 3 in the morning only to find a dimly lit street with a flickering light. the flicker flows in such a way that ur body can’t help but dance to its beat.

the sun starts to set while ur laying on ur trampoline and u become so entranced by the slowly appearing stars that you begin to think about the extraterrestrials and how they live up there. u get up and start jumping as high as u can while u wish u could be up there with them.

ur an experienced hacker and also trying to overthrow the government all at the same time. the CIA are trying to catch u but ur always one step ahead.

ur at an antique garage sale and u stumble upon an old lava lamp that u quickly buy. once u plug it in, u stare at the lava moving slowly when suddenly u feel urself being pulled into a trance, ur moves replicating that of the lamp.

ur sitting in the car, the wind from ur open window blowing ur hair, when u realize this is it. this is life. ur not scared, u feel okay. life is okay. life is good.

u accidentally got into an argument w dracula after u escaped him and now hes after u but u guys also secretly like eachother. a love hate relationship between the both of u is in the works.

Backstory: I have a bandage on my ankle because I twisted it falling over the open dishwasher. My kids can’t quite figure out how I did that (tbh, neither can I) and have been asking questions all day.

Scene: Guided math. Going over expectations for using whiteboards and dry erase markers.

Me: We write gently with the markers and erase with the erasers for the boards because our fingers have oil on them and the boards get dirty when we use our fingers to erase.

Space Cadet: They were dirty?!

Me: Yes, but then I cleaned them so let’s please keep them that way.

Space Cadet: IS THAT HOW YOU HURT YOURSELF?!

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So, I worked at an amusement park all summer, and consider this: Amusement Park AU. - Keith Works on Rides, and when he goes on break comes across a boy who got lost. Keith decides to wait with the boy at Guest Services for the boy’s uncle. The Uncle is Lance who searched everywhere for his nephew. After saying Thanks, Lance learns Keith used up his break waiting with the boy. The next day Lance comes back with his friends to find the employee Keith, to ask him out for Lunch to make up for his break Keith used for his nephew. 

Yes, Klance AU. If someone wants to write this PLEASSSEEEEEE

I’m Void, Baby - Dylan O’Brien

Author: @mf-despair-queen

Characters: Dylan O’Brien/Reader

Word Count: 12,592

Warnings: NSFW, 18+, Masturbation, Oral (male receiving), dirty talk, spanking, bits of drinking, sexy Void Dylan

Notes: I’m not allowed to say “Can you imagine” especially to @minhosmeanhoe​ because then we just talk about sexy things like this. You guys can thank her for giving me this idea and cranking through bits of the story for it.

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