out-of-all-the-damn-places!

anonymous asked:

Wook’s all like “remember that time i had an emotional affair with your cousin when you were dying, well, i’m gonna give all the love i didn’t give you, to her” This hilarious summary! When they were touching fingers romantically ON THE BODY of his dying wife i was WTFing all over the place & surprised i didn't see much dragging of him for it. how good was it when Lady Oh told him off! i've been roasting him from the sofa for eps now & it was a relief to have someone on the show finally do it!

oh my lorddddd their relationship ft. lady hae is the weirdest thing to come from this show! 

but also I WAS SO DAMN HAPPY WHEN LADY OH CALLED HIM OUT ON HIS SHIT

LIKE YES! SOMEONE IS SEEING HIM FOR WHO HE TRULY IS !!!

arthmis  asked:

ok i just discovered ur mods on nexus n theyre all so damn good, im in love?? like they dont look out of place and fit the aesthetic of the vanilla stuff but it isnt as ugly and makes the game much prettier, thank u sm for creating them!!!

thank u. you said something really nice about me so im morally obligated to die for u on the field of honor.

(in all seriousness I DONT KNOW HOW TO HANDLE COMPLIMENTS this is so sweet of you!!! im glad you enjoy them and thank you for telling me this aahhhhhh)

Well, it looked like this was a new night. Damn it, had you stayed up all day again? You looked out the window of your shop and sighed, rubbing your tired eyes. You had, like usual. You really needed to go to bed earlier (or actually go to bed in the first place).

Oh well, your tiredness wasn’t going to stop you from beginning the night! You needed to get your shop open in a few minutes to make opening time. Sure, you never got many customers but you liked to keep on schedule.

You pulled the front curtains open and smiled as you watched other trolls that were up early, also opening their shops.

“⊶ ah, seems I need to restock ⊷” You sighed, noticing some of the supplies you kept on the front counter were in limited supply. No matter, all you had to do was grab a couple of bags of crystals from the back and… other shit, really. You should have done this earlier.  

“⊶ I’m sure nobody will come yet  ⊷
⊶ it should be fine to leave the counter unattended for now  ⊷”

OUAT 6 x 1
  • Not interested in the Aladdin stuff at all, at least not yet. 
  • It bothers me that Emma didn’t know where her 13 year old son was, and had to ask Hook. Yes, Henry is a very independent kid and bouncing all over the place between his two moms, but if he was currently in my charge, I’d damn well make sure he knew that if he wasn’t going to come home with the person he went out with, then he had better call to say where he was going to be instead.
  • Hyde is so creepy, I can’t even stand to look at him. 
  • Floofy!Hook is gone. Sadness.
  • The only problem with the faux!floof was that it didn’t have as much movement as Bobby’s hair. It stayed in place when Rumple leaned forward instead of falling forward over his face, and didn’t have that lift when he was striding out briskly. Otherwise it looked fine to me. 
  • Dance, take two, with leather this time. Nice. 
  • Zelena is such a petulant child, and unfortunately a dangerously unhinged one as well. 
  • Emma, stop hiding what’s happening to your hand/your visions. THIS IS IMPORTANT, YOU NEED TO GET HELP TO FIGURE IT OUT. REGINA NEARLY DIED BECAUSE YOU COULDN’T CONTROL YOUR OWN MUSCLES. WHY ARE YOU HIDING IT?
  • “In debt to you”? Wtf, how would their baby be in debt to Rumpel?
  • Morpheus, their son? Really? I’m willing to go with their child being a bit taller than either of them, Rumpel’s height was probably stunted by poor nutrition as a child, and Belle inexplicably had two tall parents, but still. First flag raised. And no way can I believe a child of Rumpel’s would think that ill of him, not unless Belle had kept him away from his father and filled his ears with only the bad things Rumpel had done. Which I can’t believe; she knows how much being a father means to Rumpel, and other than that one trauma-induced panic attack at the portal with Bae, which led to a move he instantly regretted, he was a great father. And when she wakes, and says nastily that she’s not going home with him? I am not liking her currently. 
  • Advice to Emma: carry a back-up dagger on your belt when going into battle with a sword. 
  • Belle said their son was playing around at being Morpheus. Which, if he’d been introduced as Morpheus, would have been a decent thought, considering that the god of dreams has been around for centuries prior to this. But he didn’t say his name to her. I’m highly suspicious of him. What if he were Morpheus, they’re in a dream realm after all? Presumably he’d have the power to wake a dreamer at any time, and the kiss was just for show, because he’s got some hidden agenda. Maybe he was buddies with Hades, and blames Rumbelle partly for his death? Idk, but not accepting him as future Rumbaby yet. 
harsh advice for the signs

ARIES: don’t jump on the band wagon so often. do your own damn reason and quit getting angry at things when it’s not your place

TAURUS: GET OVER IT. you’re so salty and it happened forever ago. give it up.

GEMINI: make up your fucking mind. no one else is going to make it for you, make a decision right now and be straight about it.

CANCER: honestly stop being so over dramatic. realize that the worlds not always falling apart around you hot damn stop wanting to be babied all the time.

LEO: quit being a bitch. simple as that. you dish it out, you get it back in return. either quit starting shit and being rude to everyone or realize that they’re going to be rude back and you deserve it.

VIRGO: own yourself like damn! quit going around acting like someone else and pick a damn personality.

LIBRA: people actually really don’t like it when you talk shit about them. surprise, i know. you’re not some “real bitch” or truth spreader, you’re being unnecessarily awful to people who don’t deserve it.

SCORPIO: you’re not a damn victim, quit acting like it and get a grip. you know what I’m talking about.

SAGITTARIUS: if you want adventure, get out there and get it! quit complaining that nothing ever happens when you never make anything happen

CAPRICORN: be real with people. stop sliding in and out of people’s lives like you’re good at it. you leave enough of an impact that it hurts when you keep coming and going.

AQUARIUS: people! have! feelings! you’re basically assuming that you’re some sort of god and no one else has troubles in life. get that “woe is me” mentality out of your head please.

PISCES: you get what you deserve, so work harder if you want something better go get it and stop whining.

Fav. Reading List

A masterlist of fics that I really love reading.
updated: 9.19.16

Okay, so I have a bunch of fics that I keep in my “likes” so I could read over and over again, but now they’re getting burried. I would use my drafts, but I already use that for fics that I’m going to read lol
these are all Bucky unless stated otherwise

Series (may contain smut) 

Hey Neighbor 2 3 4 • by @demonsebastian (Pietro)
If We Were A Movie 2 3 4 • by @rayswritingcorner
Bring Me To My Knees 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 • by @mattymattymerduck
House Of Memories 2 3 4 5 by @writingbarnes
My Joy 2 3 4 5 • by @assembletheimagines
Do Me A Favor 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 + drab • by @bovaria 
Marked 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 • by @matthewmurrdock
Have I Made You Uncomfortable 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 • by @marveliskindacool
Downpour 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 + EP • by @bionic-buckyb
Longing 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 by @sebbytrash
In An Instant 2 3 4 5 6 by @marvel-ash
Right Here Waiting 2 3 4 5 6 • by @such-fun

(if • marked at the end of a chapter, the series is finished)

Absolute Fluff 

• Since When Was I Your Best Girl? by @capnbbarnes
• It’s Just Borrowing by @bovaria
• Dance With Me by @spiderbarnes
• Slurred Confessions by @bovaria
• Why Are You So Quiet? by @demonsebastian
• Is Bucky Ticklish? by @she-who-nailed-it (i was obsessed with this one)
• Captain’s Mischiefs by @bovaria
• Clueless by @writingbarnes (Sebastian)
• Not Just Pretending by @matthewmurrdock
• The First Kick by @buckystories
• Drunken Shenanigans by @bovaria
• Domestic Bucky by @jarnesbrnes
Beautiful Things by @capsbuchanan (ouch)
The Little Things by @wakandasoldier
To Know Oneself by @jarnesbrnes
Don’t Hit Yourself by @bovaria

Short Stories (wc: 5k+) *smut

Just A Dream* [wc:8300+] by @winchester-with-wings (this is a work of art)
Prisoner Of War [wc:6800+]by @wakandasoldier (my heart)
Suburban Safe House* [wc:5300+] by @winchester-with-wings

Pure Smut

• Hiding by @just-call-me-mrs-captain (this was the first fic i ever read guys)
Thinning My Patience by @avengersandchill
A Whole New World by @after-avenging-hours 
Sex With Bucky Barnes by @fvckingavengers
Bucky Barnes & The Three Plums by @demonsebastian
Not Going Anywhere + Sequel by @just-call-me-mrs-captain
Bucky Drabble by @fvckingavengers
Post-WS Bucky Drabble by @winchester-with-wings
Addicted by @fvckingavengers
Right In Front Of Me by @mrs-squirrel-chester
July by @mattymattymerduck (Steve)

Miscellaneous 

• Coffee. Black. No Sugar. by @demonsebastian
• I Win by @demonsebastian (sexual tension, but not smut)
• Awkwardly Tangled by @lowkeybxrnes
• Imagine Bucky by @aprofoundbondwithdean (metal arm)
• The Skirt Is Short On Purpose by @fanfic-super-chick
• Bucky Drabble by @mangosoldier (short af but broke my heart)
• A Figment Of Imagination by @mangosoldier (^contin. Bucky Drab)
• Little Warrior by @wakandasoldier (T’challa)
• Neighbors by @rogerthat-bucky
A Field Trip & A Metal Arm by @waitingfortherightpartner
Our Last Night by @bovaria (reader beware)
Get The Girl by @stories-from-stark-tower
The Last by @rayswritingcorner
Picture This by @pleasecallmecaptain
Dancing On My Own + Sequel by @fallen-stark

Also, some of the series are still ongoing. If something is wrong, please tell me so I can fix it asap! Other than that, enjoy these talented writers and their amazing fics ~

so I was watching the Winston animated overwatch short and I’d just like to point out how amazing this picture is

starting from the left you’ve got “I was born edgey” reaper. soldier 76 is doing the worlds most casual thumbs up next to him. torbjorn is wearing what looks like fucking 3D glasses. mercy is golf clapping for tracer who im assuming decided all the other pictures were turning out horrible when she jumped, so she froze herself in place waiting for them to take it. mercy has been clapping for five minutes to try and get her to stop.

meanwhile Winston is just so damn happy to have his certificate. he is going to frame that shit on the wall forever. Reinhardt is leaning over genji like hes promising to be his dad now. your family was rude to you??? im your family now. whens your birthday cyborg son, im going to take you to play cyborg baseball. genji is so happy. McCree doesn’t have his robot arm yet so im guessing Winston totally hooked him up with it and he went yes, this is so cool, I am a fucking robot armed cowboy. yes. pharah, meanwhile, is the only one taking this picture seriously. but shes totally going to frame it because even though everyone else is a huge loser, they are huge losers she will shoot other people in the face with rockets to protect

I want to see the old overwatch team together because look how happy everyone but professional edgelord is

click and drag. if you get:

BLUE: you are classic merchandise. you rush into things and try your hardest to make a good impression. you’re in high-demand, especially now that schools are banning you. you’re an underachiever and proud of it

GREEN: you are just as good as green but less well-known. you show up at a burger king as a toy or a shirt that slipped through quality control but you seem to be trying. you’re damned if you do, damned if you don’t

ORANGE: you are canon and have the most authority. you’ve seen it all and done it all. the long run has tired you out but why not enjoy the ride? run that sucker into the ground. amen.

PURPLE: you probably only appeared in a couple places. you are the rarest bart and therefore the most valuable. the whole world should be eating your shorts

"This Love" is a Summary of 1989
  • This Love:In wildest dreams
  • Wildest Dreams:in your wildest dreams
  • This Love:In silent screams
  • Clean:I screamed so loud but no one heard a thing
  • This Love:struggled through the night with someone new
  • Style:Can't stop thinking about you and I
  • I said I've been there too
  • This Love:Oh, sinking ships
  • I Know Places:Loose lips sink ships all the damn time
  • This Love:Your kiss, my cheek
  • How You Get The Girl:Pictures in frames of kisses on cheeks
  • This Love:you're young you just run
  • I Know Places:we are the foxes and we run
  • This Love:This love is glowing in the dark
  • Welcome To New York:The lights are so bright but they never blind me
  • This Love:Your smile, my ghost
  • How You Get The Girl:Stand there like a ghost
  • Bad Blood:you live with ghosts
  • This Love:Lantern burning, flickered in my mind for only you
  • Out of the Woods:But when the sun came up
  • I was looking at you
  • This Love:And you were just gone and gone, gone and gone
  • All You Had To Do Was Stay:gone forever
  • When you say goodbye
  • This Love:And this love came back to me
  • I Wish You Would:2am here we are
  • See your face, hear my voice in the dark
  • Blank Space:But you'll come back each time you leave
4

Jamie & Claire + Drinking from the same source
#indirectkissing #soon there will be a lot of DIRECT kissing if you know what im sayin (via approvesomuch)

Why Castiel is the world’s most underappreciated angel:

1.  He’s the only angel even attempting to do his damn job.

What was the one thing God told the angels to do before he left?  Oh yeah, that’s right.  “Love humanity.” 

For most angels, this very simple command seemed to get lost in translation very, very quickly.  (Here, I would include images of all the humans whose eyes got needlessly burned out, but that’s just unnecessarily gory).

But while the other angels treat the human race with repulsion (i.g. Uriel, Zachariah, Bartholomew, Naomi) or at best, quiet indifference (i.g. Hannah), Castiel appears to be the only one who will invariably place humanity’s safety above all else.  Not only that, he appears to be the only angel who legitimately loves humanity in general.

(And don’t even get me started on his love for “humanity.”  That’s a topic for another time).

If you ask me, this is the reason God takes a special interest in Cas.  It’s because Cas isn’t the only one diverging from the angels’ original mission:  he’s the only one staying true to it.  

You’ll never convince me this isn’t why Chuck keeps bringing Cas back.  (That, and he obviously really ships Destiel).

2.  He’s almost completely altruistic. 

Despite the fact that they’ve have never actually formally thanked him for everything he’s done for them (which I’m just the slightest bit bitter about), Castiel continues to battle and suffer endlessly for Dean and Sam.

For one thing, he pulled Dean out of hell.  I really can’t stress that enough. Saving someone from eternal damnation is kind of a big deal.

Then, in season six, he confronted Lucifer AND Michael in the cage to try to rescue his brother-in-law.  Obviously, that didn’t work out too well for anyone involved, but again:  he confronted two of the most powerful angels in the universe to try to rescue him.  KIND OF A BIG DEAL. 

In season eight, he was willing to spend eternity alone in purgatory to keep the leviathan away from Dean.

In season ten, he was willing to die horribly to avoid having to hurt Dean (unless it isn’t abundantly clear at this point, he REALLY FUCKING LOVES DEAN).

Most recently, in season 11, we see Cas single-handedly take on LUCIFER AND AMARA – the two most terrifying beings in the entirety of the supernatural universe – just to keep his precious boyfriend safe.  

(I also think we should all take a moment to appreciate that he’s now called two of heaven’s most powerful and intimidating archangels “ass-butt.”) 

And sacrificing himself in the hope that Lucifer could possibly defeat Amara and save the world was (while unfortunate for everyone) an incredibly selfless thing to do.

Don’t listen to Amara or Metatron or any of those other assholes, Cas.  You’re a fucking hero. 

3.  Everyone underestimates him (and usually, it proves disastrous).

Bad things happen to people who underestimate Castiel.  The only exception to this rule is Dean, who gets a free pass because they’re married.

(Oh really, Dean?  Remember season five, when he sliced off Pestilence’s ring finger without the aid of any angelic grace?  Or when he killed at least three angels in the beginning of season nine, despite the fact that he was completely human at the time?)  

Let’s start with an obvious example:  the writers.

When Cas was conceptualized, he wasn’t supposed to be a main character.  He wasn’t even supposed to be a recurring character for more than six episodes.  His only purpose was supposed to be introducing angels and biblical mythology to mythology to Supernatural, and providing a plausible explanation as to how Dean got out of hell.  The writers only decided to keep him on for seasons five and six due to his immediate popularity within the fandom.  Towards the beginning of season seven, the writers appeared to think Cas and most Biblical mythology had run its course, and arranged for him to be killed off.  Ratings immediately plummeted, until they were basically forced to bring him back.

Speaking of writers, that brings us to our next example:  Metatron, whose greatest mistake was that he underestimated Castiel’s intelligence.  Seriously, at one point he compared him to a “mentally deficient puppy.”  Rude. 

(Although in fairness, he kind of does give off that impression). 

The irony of Metatron’s defeat, however, was that Cas didn’t beat him in some grandstanding, epic battle.  He outsmarted him, using the very same kind of PR warfare that Metatron had prided himself on.

For a slightly less “Meta” example (see what I did there?) we have Naomi.  While she didn’t underestimate Castiel’s intelligence or power, she did sorely underestimate the strength of his love for Dean.  This mistake would cost her the angel tablet, and ultimately result in the angels’  fall from grace.

Earlier still, we have his unfortunate alliance with Crowley.  Now, Crowley is Supernatural’s smartest and longest-surviving villain for a reason:  he’s never underestimated these “denim-wrapped nightmares.”

He did, however, make the mistake of thinking he could continuously manipulate Cas into doing his bidding without repercussions, a misjudgment that very nearly had him smitten.

Obviously, this didn’t work out much better for Cas – or anyone, for that matter, when his megalomaniacal alter ego reigned terror on the entire planet.

BUT:  

4.  He actually DID prevent a second Biblical apocalypse.

This wasn’t properly addressed after season six, but Raphael made it abundantly clear that if allowed to rise to power, he would release Lucifer and Michael from the Cage and restart the apocalypse.  

Perhaps the one “good” dead performed by Cas’s god persona (aside from disbanding the KKK, curing that blind homeless guy, and expressing his support of marriage equality) was that he succeeded in his mission to defeat Raphael.  And by “defeat,” I obviously mean “blow to bits,” possibly out of left over bitterness from the end of season four.

(“SEE!?  Exploding isn’t so nice when it happens to YOU, is it?  Jerk.”)

Regardless of whether or not you think Raphael’s fate was deserved, it’s hard to ignore the fact that it did (at least temporarily) ensure that the Cage would remain shut.  And while God!Cas and the leviathan did an irreparable amount of damage, I don’t think it came anywhere close to the amount of suffering or fatalities that would have been caused by a Biblical end of days.   

5.  The other angels set the bar really, really low.

Castiel is the Kevin McCallister of the angelic race.  Literally everyone in the entire family is a fucking disaster, but the second something goes wrong, everything’s HIS fault.

I mean yeah, he’s made some large-scale blunders.  But at least he’s never purposefully caused the apocalypse because his dad wasn’t home and he was hoping to get some time off of work.

Or nearly destroyed the planet because he got into a kindergarten-style slapping contest with his brother. 

Or literally ruined the entire universe because he was jealous and mildly irritated with his father. 

No wonder the only other sane angel got his ass out of there. 

I cried in clinicals today

Not because I was having a bad day & not because it was “hard.” I didn’t bawl like a baby I just had to take a deep breath and let a few tears out

Because as a student (a first semester student!!) I had to advocate so damn hard for a patient who apparently, all the staff who are supposed to be mentoring me, have forgotten is a human being.

41 y/o f GSW to the head in 2005, TBI as a result, pretty major cognitive impairment. Came in through our ED when she because aggressive/violent towards her roommate at her group home. Placed on neuro floor because group home refuses to take her back & no beds in psych. Basically no one knows why she lashed out.

Her speech is almost incomprehensible. Unless you PAUSE AND LISTEN.

She’s impulsive unless you PAUSE, LISTEN & give her CHOICES.

I saw her nurse yell, berate, and intimidate her to the point of tears today. (A male nurse who stood over her shouting as she sat on the commode)

I saw a cna yank her arm and not listen when she asked for a procedure to stop.

I saw healthcare providers all day who minimized her, treated her as invisible, pretended she wasn’t there, didn’t matter, and was a burden, while making jokes and rude comments at her expense.

I also saw her smile, laugh, engage me, talk to me about her life, allow me to do a full neuro assessment on her, she got up and went around the unit with me smiling from ear to ear.

When I left today she bawled. She said please don’t leave me with them, don’t leave me with them and I heard her nurse say “she’s getting agitated I’m getting Ativan”

I was disgusted and sad. I spoke up loudly for her all day. I tried to make her feel important. She’s so much more aware than they realize. I engaged her as a person. Perhaps if “they” paused for just one moment to address the anxiety the Ativan wouldn’t be needed.

She’s only 10 years older than me. She’s been bounced around 10 group homes in 10 years since the GSW. She’s not a ward and doesn’t have a guardian, she’s trying to navigate this earth without an advocate, in a society where she is invisible.

I got told today by my instructor that I have a calling for working with the people no one else wants. She says I need to work with castoffs of society. That I have a gift for seeing patients as whole beings not one dimensional diagnoses.

I needed to hear those things from an instructor I respect so much. I do love the weirdos, the rejects, the “annoying” patients, the voiceless, the burdens. Those are my people.

I hope I can continue to grow and become the strong nurse those people need. Keep your cute old men and sweet old ladies. Give me the underbelly.

EVERY SONG OFF AMERICAN BEAUTY/AMERICAN PSYCHO SUMMED UP
  • <p><b>Irresistible:</b> new album, motherfuckers, getting all groovy and shit oh you have ovaries leT ME JUST SPEAK FRENCH SO YOU CAN LOSE THEM<p/><b>American Beauty/American Psycho:</b> These lyrics don't make much sense but damn, this makes me want to dance in a public place<p/><b>Centuries:</b> DO DO DO DO DO DODODO DO DO FUCK YOU *walks away from explosion in all black and leather*<p/><b>The Kids Aren't Alright:</b> Oh, well this is nice...aw shit, it's relataBLE FUCK, FEELS<p/><b>Uma Thurman:</b> AWWW SHIT I'M GOING TO DANCE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE<p/><b>Jet Pack Blues:</b> *sits down and cries*<p/><b>Novocaine:</b> *leaps into the air* DAT VOCAL RANGE, DOOOOOEEE<p/><b>Fourth of July:</b> makes you wanna link arms with your friend and dance until you listen to the lyrics and then it's kinda a downer...<p/><b>Favorite Record:</b> *dances embarrassingly*<p/><b>Immortals:</b> WE CAN BE IMMORTALS *becomes Baymax and flies off*<p/><b>Twin Skeletons (Hotel in NYC):</b> chills, just chills everywhere...but wait wailing harmonies bRB LOSING MY SHIT<p/><b></b> And after all this, my final reaction is to curl up in a ball with the CD pressed against my chest and cry because it is perfect and who knows when they'll write more music *cries*<p/></p>
submission - unexpected traits and outcomes
  • ‘You’re the smartest kid I’ve ever met and you use words like ‘acumen’ and ‘luminescent’ in normal conversation but somehow you’re freaking stupid when it comes to my obvious as fuck crush on you, god damn it even the teachers are feeling sorry for me’ AU
  • ‘You’re a sweet lil cinnamon roll in public who knew you’d be so seductive and sexy in private oh god’ AU
  • ‘So my dad never liked you or your friends or anyone you associate with but when he found out we were dating he just kinda sighed and said that he saw this coming a mile away’ AU
  • ‘Of course I’m fucking romantic, why else do you think all my exes dated me in the first place?’ AU
  • 'Just because I’m too lazy to cook normally doesn’t mean I CAN’T cook you asshole stop looking so shocked’ AU
  • 'My friends don’t like you or your friends and the feeling’s mututal so when we came out as dating we didn’t expect them to reveal that they had had a bet going on. Also my friends totally won you dick I kissed you first CPR doesn’t count’ AU
  • 'You’re so sweet and shy but when your father said he disapproved of our relationship goddamn even I was kinda scared of you then (but also kinda turned on)’ AU
  • 'You seem like such a jerk but I saw you the other day playing with a kid you babysat and you were so adorable omg’ AU
  • 'You proposed to me and I said no but it’s only because you got me a fucking ring you asshole I hate wearing rings you know that’ AU
  • 'So our families have been longtime rivals and when they found out we were dating the only problem they had was that we weren’t engaged yet, also they’re fighting over venues and I’m sorry but if we get married on a beach then it will not be in two months it will be when it’s actually fucking WARM’ AU
  • 'You play all sorts of crazy violent video games but when we played Mario Kart you burst into tears when you came in last place I expected you to scream and curse tbh’ AU