6 gay voice mails left for Dr. Rebecca Gorin, courtesy of one Dr. Jillian Holtzmann
Hi, Dr. Gorin, it’s me. It’s Jillian. Obviously it’s Jillian, you don’t give people this number. I don’t know why I….
Anyway, got some pretty big news out here. I, uuuh, I met someone today. Of the lady persuasion. Her name’s Erin. Abby has told me nothing but terrible things about her, she wears this absurdly tiny little bow tie, and she’s the most… mmm, make that the second-most uptight person I’ve ever met. Sorry, forgot who I was talking to for a hot second there.
So I’m pretty jazzed about that. You know me, I’m a sucker for the geeks.
We went out, actually. I think it went pretty well; a class four apparition dislocated its jaw and projectile vomited ectoplasm all over her. She was pretty into it, so that’s a solid first date right there.
Probably should have mentioned that too. We encountered a class four apparition today, caught it on camera and everything. They’re totally real, Abby’s freaking out. I’m sending you a video, call me back.