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William: I don’t get it. Why does Henry keep bringing his kids to work? They are fucking annoying! It’s not THAT hard to get a babysitter…

*meanwhile in the game universe*

William: *at work* Do whatever you want, sweetheart. Just don’t go near Baby, okay. Daddy’s got some work to do.

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i might make this a full video, we’ll see

AAAH YOU GUYS. I LOVE YOU ALL even you, porn bots, because I love this count too much.

I wanted to make a special photo that somehow expressed my thanks, and what better way than to provide as many snake as possible all at once?

  • Piper: Good morning!
  • Annabeth: Good morning everyone!
  • Frank: ...Good morning.
  • Jason: Good morning!
  • Hazel: Good morning friends!
  • Leo: You all sound like robots! "Good morning, good morning" Spice it up!
  • Percy: HEY MOTHERFUCKERS

Keith: What are your strengths?

Lance: I fall in love easily.

Keith: Okay.., what are your weaknesses?

Lance: Those beautiful eyes of yours. 

  • Draco: I wasn't even that drunk last night.
  • Harry: You were flirting with me...
  • Draco: You're my boyfriend.
  • Harry: You asked me if I was single and when I told you I wasn't you started crying.
  • Draco: ... Yeah that sounds like me.
  • Todoroki: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
  • Iida: Todoroki nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU MAKE COOKIES FRIEND
  • Todoroki: [ignites left side] FLOOR IT?
  • Uraraka: TODOROKI NO
  • Todoroki: [flames get even bigger] HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND?
  • Midoriya: TODOROKI YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
  • Todoroki: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
  • Iida, Uraraka, and Midoriya: TODOROKI P L E A S E
  • [walking around, still disappointed 6 hours after visiting an aquarium]
  • Remus: What did you think a tiger shark was, Sirius?