out of the fire into the frying pan

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Mob didn’t transfer any emotions to me, just his powers. Even though I’m a spiritual expert, that particular evil spirit was pretty strong.. unlike those other opponents who cheated with holograms and cheap tricks, I think that was the only real deal and I’m glad Mob knew when to assist me :-)

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Here we are, fresh into 2017 and fresh out of the fire into the frying pan! Wait, that’s not how it goes… Regardless, this is how we enter tonight’s episode 80!

Thanks to @amandammcclain, @DNShraider, @TobilTop, @sketchingsprw, @doodlebugarts, @kiwiwola, @strayliger, @TheRequiemMan, @PettyArtist, @iorverth, @KirbishArt, @impishcomics, and @tresselorner for use of their artistic talents!

anonymous asked:

AU: The twins are separate except Luke is given to Padme's successor to Naboo while Leia stays with Bail Organa. Leia and Luke could be more aware of each other. Luke could be a leader in the scene of politics or he could still wish to fight with the rebels and does so much to the weary of everyone else but regardless of putting a prince at risk, he's too good of a pilot for them to not allow him into the war zones. Darth Vader could sense Luke and Leia and capture them both.

This is like ‘out of the frying pan and into the fire’ for Luke because the Queen of Naboo showing up with a baby days after their pregnant former Queen died is gonna raise some flags for the Imperial government. (Especially when Breha and Bail also show up with a baby randomly.)

But let’s say that the new Queen is just as clever as Amidala was and finds a way to make having a baby plausible enough that they pass scrutiny (well, Vader wouldn’t suspect anyway, he thinks his kid died; Sidious thinks both children are suspect but thinks that one might be the real child while the other is a decoy so he decides to bide his time and watch them both).

I think it would totally make sense for Luke to become a fighter. Queen Amidala - beloved, mourned Queen of Naboo who died tragically too young - had always fought for her planet both politically and literally, so why shouldn’t he? He doesn’t like politics, though, so he joins the Naboo Royal Armed Forces as a pilot.

He and Leia grow up being close friends and they decide to join the Rebellion together. When Leia goes on her mission to find Obi-Wan Kenobi, who’s still exiled himself to Tatooine, Luke is the pilot she chooses to fly with.

But thanks to Luke’s untrained but still strong Force abilities, he’s able to evade Vader’s ship so they don’t get captured at this point. They instead manage to land on Tatooine and find Obi-Wan. He eyes them both, shining in the Force like twin suns and thinks ‘we’re all fucked. How did Vader NOT find you both yet?’

And Luke tells him about how Vader did try to chase them down but they managed to evade him.

And Obi-Wan’s like, ‘you only THINK you evaded him.’ He goes with them anyway and as they break atmo on Tatooine, there’s Vader’s ship, just waiting for them (orbit is as close as he’ll get to Tatooine).

Obi-Wan sighs and prepares to meet his fate.

Luke and Leia get captured.

….Vader’s actually only mad at Obi-Wan for exiling himself on a planet that he knows Vader would never set foot on. (Well, and for cutting off all his limbs and leaving him for dead on Mustafar. But at this point, he’s so lonely he’d rather have Obi-Wan around to keep him company so he doesn’t have to keep talking to Tarkin.)

Vader’s happy that the twins brought Obi-Wan to him (”That wasn’t our intention,” Leia snaps) and he’s happy that Obi-Wan brought the twins to him (”That really wasn’t what was happening,” Obi-Wan says but he’s resigned to not being heard).

Anyway, so Vader gets a little bit of happiness and family bonding time. Um…alright, so I’m having Vader ~feels~ now so I’m gonna make this a happy ending AU and say that the combination of Obi-Wan, Luke, and Leia manage to talk Vader around to the Rebellion side and they destroy the Death Star together and later manage to kill Sidious and bring down the Empire.

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Sophia stood motionless as she watched the three vampires speaking together, unsure of what to do. Part of her was relieved that the other vampire had arrived, but she was uncertain of his intentions. Perhaps he only wished to save her from them to keep her for himself. Out of the frying pan and into the fire, her grandmother used to say.

“Looks like it’s your lucky day,” Mathias said to her, mockingly. “Seems like Kian has decided to dip a fang into the dark side and have a little fun, himself. And trust me when I tell you that you’ve never known true pleasure until you’ve been with a vamp.”

“You’re giving our plaything to him?”

Turning from the girl, Mathias fixed his eyes on Angelina and smiled. She didn’t like sharing, and as far as she was concerned this woman was theirs. Luckily, she could be convinced otherwise. You just had to know how to talk to her.

“You’re the only plaything I need…..” he murmured seductively to her. “Let him have this one.”

Not wanting to give up what was hers, Angelina opened her mouth to argue with him, but Mathias stopped her before she could speak.

“Come now, my love. Let us find other ways to amuse ourselves this evening. We can go back to the house together, have a few drinks and then I will make you forget about this whole thing. How does that sound?”

“Mmm. Alright. I’m tired of this one, anyway.” she finally conceded. “We’ll see you both back at the house, Kian. Don’t damage your toy before we get home, or it won’t be much fun later.” 

Taking her hand in his own, Mathias began to lead Angelina back towards their home. Thankfully, it wasn’t far and they could be there within minutes. He had been deprived of his prey and annoyed by one of his companions. What Mathias needed was blood to sate his growing hunger and to fuck his girlfriend or he would feel tense for the rest of the evening.

Horoscopes by MSI Song & Lyric ♪♫
  • Aries: My World - Everybody wants a piece of my world, everybody wants a piece of my... ass.
  • Taurus: Bite Your Rhymes - All my life, under the knife, kiss my ass, kissin' my wife, I said all my life under the knife makin' me so... metal. Don't forget I'm the shit 'cause I reign supreme in my own backyard.
  • Gemini: Molly - Molly was a good girl and she knew the reasons why so when she went back in the bathroom she would never come outside. She was a good girl and it felt great to be a liar.
  • Cancer: Played - I'm big enough to make up for all that I never really did. So happy. I have lost my edge.
  • Leo: Frying Pan - Out of the frying pan and into the fire, no one knows me 'cept me and my mother. Out of the frying pan into my Mercedes, this is the dope shit for me n' my lady.
  • Virgo: Mark David Chapman - We all want to swindle kids out of their money, if you're still doing this 'cause you believe in it, you are so fucking lame.
  • Libra: What Do They Know? - For what it's worth, I'd do it again. With no consequence I will do it again. Hard up, so hunt me down (down, down), jump the gun, bust a cap, hit the ground.
  • Scorpio: Bomb This Track - I wanna take a chance deep in your underpants, all my little girls, everybody, kiss my ass. Bomb this track, disrespect, no regrets.
  • Sagittarius: Cocaine and Toupees - I've been frank enough and in the way I have returned it to yo yo yo you. My got me right where I want, my got me very very hot because it's ON.
  • Capricorn: This Isn't Good - All along I knew better and that was my first mistake. This isn't good and neither is this. Multi A, Multi B, Vitamins. Please save me a fucking spine 'cause I gave mine away.
  • Aquarius: Wack! - I wonder when I'll stop being good at this, was I ever good at this? I know it's shit but it is something I will not admit, too fucking bad for you. Me likes watching it go down in flames.
  • Pisces: Brooklyn Hype - No way in hell I can compete with this, I know I hit the bottom because all my friends are in it. Yo does it make y'nervous?

anonymous asked:

Yeah, they were really good, but the someone had to clean the mess.. (And I try to not fry anything because is so scary)

I’m glad your churros turned out! But yeah, please be careful.

This AU came to be when I was thinking about American Dragon (it was one of my favorite shows! )

Hiro is a wind dragon, capable of stirring up small tornados. His wind is strong enough to cut through steel. While not very strong, Hiro is a speed demon and can control the wind to help accelerate his flying. His brother likes to tease him for looking more adorable than intimidating in his dragon form.

Tadashi is a fire dragon. He produces fire from his body and can practically become a meteor if he chooses to shroud himself in flames and dive-bomb the ground… Or his foes… Although he looks scary and intimidating, Tadashi only fights if necessary. He is usually calm and docile until Hiro gets the smallest of scratches. Then it’s out of the frying pan and into the fire with whoever dared to harm his baby brother. 

So yeah! That’s all!

@slcyer

                 “There we go, my baby girl out of bed. Are you HUNGRY?” he smiled brightly only to already start making breakfast. No matter what – he was always the first one up, even if he was sick, Tai was just the person to make sure his kids (and sadly Qrow) came first. Turning around he looked at his girl for a moment, holding the frying pan up a little over the fire and just smiled.

       oh how she looked like her mother, even waking up – he always found that cute when it came to yang & ruby. He hated to talk about it, but they both look like their mother’s and he loved that about them. Just a PAIN of losing said woman hurt him a little more. But – he was just going to ignore it for now.

           “ what would you like? Eggs? Toast — Bacon? what would my baby girl what this morning?” 

속담 1

발 없는 말이 천 리를 간다 = (lit. words without feet go 1000 miles) Rumours travel far and fast. 

중로에서 뺨 맞고 한강에서 화풀이한다 = (lit. get hit in Jungro and take in out at the Han river) To take one’s anger out on someone else.

호랑이도 제 말하면 온다 = (lit. even a tiger will appear when somebody speaks of it) Speak of the devil and he will appear. 

산 넘어 산 = (lit. mountains over mountains) Out of the frying pan and into the fire. It’s one thing after another.

길고 짧은 것은 대봐야 안다 = (lit. you have to compare to know which is longer and which shorter) You never know until you try. There’s only one way to find out. 

세월이 약 = (lit. time is medicine) Time heals all wounds. 

무소식이 희소식 = lit. No news is good news. 

남의 떡이 커 보인다 = (lit. other people’s rice cakes look bigger) The grass is greener on the other side.

Fire

“Babe,” Peter mumbled, stumbling out of the bedroom, hair sleep-mussed, and clothes rumpled. Peter yawned into his hand, seemingly forgetting that he was talking. Wade continued flipping pancakes, but couldn’t help watching the way Peter adorably rubbed at his eyes and yawned again. “Babe,” Peter repeated, this time with slightly more determination, “you’re on fire.”

“I know!” Wade exclaimed, flipping three more pancakes onto the ever-growing plate of pancakes by his elbow. “I’m churning out these flapjacks so fast! Petey-pie, did you ever see a pancake-maker like me? No you didn’t. Know why? ‘Cause I’m on fire!”

Wade stuck a finger against his side and made a hissing sound, like water hisses when dropped on a frying pan.

Peter blinked sleepily and Wade felt the unholy urge to abandon breakfast food altogether and gather Peter up in his arms and build them a nest. Or maybe Peter would prefer a web? A web hammock? Ooohhh.

“No,” Peter said slowly as he very carefully stepped into the kitchen. “You’re on fire.” He pointed down at Wade’s apron and Wade looked to see that an edge was getting licked by the fire tendrils from the stove.

“Huh,” Wade said.

Peter elbowed Wade away from the stove, grabbed a ratty wash towel from the oven handle and began whacking it against Wade’s apron.

“No need to be so rough, Baby boy,” Wade said. “If you wanted to do something kinky all you had to do was ask.”

“Don’t Baby-boy me,” Peter muttered back, and Wade struggled to hold back a laugh. This early in the morning Peter was just not awake enough to be making any sort of actual sense. His voice probably would stay pitched at barely audible and mildly annoyed for at least another two hours.

“Peter,” Wade tried to interrupt when Peter continued to whack at Wade despite the fire having been put out. “Petey, Baby-boy, Rough-and-ready, 50 Shades of Spider, Honey Bunches of Oats, Darling, my dear, my dearest, my poor sweet thing. Sweetums. Blanche. Babe. Peter. Peter. Pete—Peter! Peter stop hitting my down-there areas with a towel!”

Peter abruptly stopped. He brought the towel to his face and gave it a blank look. “You were on fire,” he said, sounding completely distracted.

“You’re super right, Cherry-on-top, but the fire’s gone now.”

“Gone now?”

“That’s right, my poor, sleep-ridden Arachni-dude. You put it out by whipping me with our kitchen towels.”

Peter sighed out slowly and dropped the towel. It fluttered to the ground anticlimactically.

“Safe?” Peter asked.

“Yep! And now I’m going to go back to making more delicious Bisquick-babies. So, why don’t you go somewhere close, but not actually near the fire yourself.”

“You want me to leave?” Peter asked in a small, plaintive voice.

Wade gave an indulgent smile. “Don’t want you getting caught on fire, flames eating you up, my Sweetie-Petey. If you died a fiery death I’d be super, like, upset or whatever.”

Peter nodded slowly and shuffled over to the couch where he curled up against the arm rest and immediately fell asleep once more.

Wade went back to making pancakes and didn’t stop until there were three plates threatening to topple over they were so piled high with pancakes, and Wade had whisper-sung the entire Black Eyed Peas album, Monkey Business. My Humps was serious shit.

“Food’s ready!” Wade yelled, bringing two of the plates over to the table.

There was a rustle and then a thud, which meant that Peter had woken and immediately fallen off the couch and onto the floor. “Mmmhhmmrrrurggh?” Peter called out.

“That’s right,” Wade agreed. “I did make enough to feed us both, super-powered metabolisms and all.”

“Unnnngmm,” Peter said slowly and picked himself off the floor only to stumble to the table and sit in front of one of the plates of crazy-high pancakes.

Wade drowned his pancakes in syrup, but Peter didn’t bother with toppings or even using a fork, just started grabbing pancakes and stuffing them into his mouth.

“You must have been tired,” Wade said. “Look at you go boy! You sure can put them away!” He laughed. “Look who’s on fire now!”

Peter looked up, a dazed look in his eye. He blinked. “Fire?” Peter asked, only it sounded more like, “Fffffffffffahh?”

“Yeah, Sexy-Pants,” Wade said. “You are on fire!” He made a jerking-off motion with his hand and then hissed, like the sound made when a droplet of water falls onto a hot frying pan.

“Mmm not,” Peter disagreed, “mmm not on fahhhh.” Peter shook his head and stuffed another two pancakes into his mouth. He chewed, swallowed, and then continued speaking. “Mmm not on fire, the kitchen is.”

Wade blinked, furrowed his brow, returned the pancake on his fork back to his plate. With forced calm he turned around to see smoke billowing out of the entry-way to the kitchen. He belatedly noticed the scent of burning cloth.

Wade jerked back from the table, knocking his chair to the floor.

“Hnnn?” Peter asked, seemingly unconcerned with their kitchen being on fire.

“You’re right, Baby Boy! The kitchen is on fire!” Wade yelled as he grabbed the dish towel from the ground where Peter had unceremoniously dropped it and started beating the flaming remnants of apron he’d thrown haphazardly onto the stove top. Which he’d forgotten to turn off.

Shit.

Wade flicked the stove top off with the turn of a dial and just kept whacking at the now charred remains of his apron. Bits of nylon were melted to the stove’s surface.

“Pancakes?” Peter asked, and Wade looked around to see that while he’d been saving their apartment from going up in smoke, Peter had finished his entire stack. Wade sighed and grabbed the third plate of pancakes and dropped them off in front of Peter.

“But that’s it, Sweetie-Petey,” Wade said as Peter dug in with gusto. “No more cooking for me. To dangerous. Too, ah—”

“Hot,” Peter said, sounding only slightly less sleep-dazed. “The word you’re looking for is hot. You’re too hot.”


Made for the @deadpoolweekly prompt: Fire.

Community Blog: Build, Own, and Run a Restaurant in The Sims 4 Dine Out Game Pack

We hope you have a full appetite and a craving for creative cuisine, because we’re takingeveryone out for dinner. That’s right! Today, we’re announcing The Sims 4 Dine Out Game Pack*!

This is a game pack we’ve wanted to make for a long time, and based on your forum, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and carrier pigeon comments, we know many of you are as excited to try it as we were to make it. In The Sims 4 Dine Out, you’ll not only be able to take your Sims on delicious trips to beautiful pre-made restaurants, you can get creative and customize your own.

But, why stop there? The Sims 4 Dine Out lets you build, own, and run a restaurant, which means it’s time for your entrepreneurial Sims to jump out of the fire of their normal day-to-day job and into the frying pan of the kitchen. We make no excuses for our metaphors!

The Sims 4 Dine Out is full of new experiences, like experimental food, clumsy waiters, and so much more. But, we’re getting ahead of ourselves. We will dive deep into how the sausage is made in the very near future, so keep a close eye on our social channels and website to find out more in the coming weeks.

Hungry for more? Don’t worry, you won’t need to wait long to dig in – The Sims 4 Dine Out Game Pack will be released on June 7!

Build, Own, and Run a Restaurant in The Sims 4 Dine Out Game Pack

We hope you have a full appetite and a craving for creative cuisine, because we’re taking everyone out for dinner. That’s right! Today, we’re announcing The Sims 4 Dine Out Game Pack!

This is a game pack we’ve wanted to make for a long time, and based on your forum, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and carrier pigeon comments, we know many of you are as excited to try it as we were to make it. In The Sims 4 Dine Out, you’ll not only be able to take your Sims on delicious trips to beautiful pre-made restaurants, you can get creative and customize your own.

But, why stop there? The Sims 4 Dine Out lets you build, own, and run a restaurant, which means it’s time for your entrepreneurial Sims to jump out of the fire of their normal day-to-day job and into the frying pan of the kitchen. We make no excuses for our metaphors!

The Sims 4 Dine Out is full of new experiences, like experimental food, clumsy waiters, and so much more. But, we’re getting ahead of ourselves. We will dive deep into how the sausage is made in the very near future, so keep a close eye on our social channels and website to find out more in the coming weeks.

Hungry for more? Don’t worry, you won’t need to wait long to dig in – The Sims 4 Dine Out Game Pack will be released on June 7!

Story: Horrortale: “Her”

Inspired by @tomis-jb and his idea of Horrortale Alphys

So @wdlewdster and @tomis-jb and I were having discussions on horror, and they managed to encourage me to give it a shot at writing some, perhaps with future projects in mind.

So this was my first real jump into it. Very stream-of-conscousness writing here. It kinda flowed out of me and I barely did any editing. Keeps it feeling grimy, in my opinion. Such dirty writing.

Fandom: Undertale
AU: Horrortale (Unofficial)
Warnings: Blood, Gore, Vomiting, General Horror


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