out of the bowl

anonymous asked:

pls just consider,,,,, zimbits who go and get eloped in the bahamas in the offseason, and they agreed to keep it under wraps for a bit until a very inebriated bitty totally just spills to lardo over peppermint schnapps on a tuesday night

Lardo decides to drag Bitty on a wild bachelor nights adventure and they end up sharing a toilet bowl to throw their guts out

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There will always be a special place in my heart for “U.F.O. Instant Yakisoba” as it reminds me of the good ol’ days of dorm life when I was going to university in Japan. There was always a pot of boiling water on the stove and many a late night meal was eaten out of the these white styrofoam “bowls”. Which is why whenever I see a new flavor of “UFO” hit shelves, I am incapable of passing it up.

On my last trip to Tokyo I scored the box you see above, “Abura Soba with Kimchi Mayo”.

Abura soba, which translates as “oil noodles”, is a sauceless preparation of ramen where soy sauce and some sort of fat, usually pork, is used to flavor the noodles. Then there’s a wide variety of toppings that different chefs and shops include on their preparations. For this instant version, which had thicker noodles, Nissin chose to include scallions, seaweed and kimchi flavored mayonnaise.

I have to say, this was one of the better varieties of UFO I’ve had!! Would definitely buy another one if I ever had the chance.

by the way also dont take pictures or try to record the eclipse with your phone it will. kill your phone, think like what happens when you use a magnifying glass on a leaf on a sunny day, and also seriously DONT look at the eclipse because it will literally burn a hole in your retinas anf youll have a permanent annoying blind spot that will never heal. if you want to wath and you could not get ahold of the glasses, you can bring out a bowl of water and watch the reflection of it in that. try to not use a mirror, i think it reflects the light too well, and sunglasses arent good enough to protect ur eyes

anonymous asked:

F + Alistair and Julius pwease :3

Whooo, drabbles again. I like doing these a lot, it’s great fun. I hope you guys enjoy them too. I suppose it tides you over until I can get fics out.

F - upset stomach

“Heuuuggghkk!”

Alistair heaved into the toilet bowl, groaning miserably, his hands around his tummy. He brought up a stream of brownish vomit, coughing and gasping. Julius sat behind him. He was rubbing Alistair’s back and holding his hair, but he looked more amused than concerned.

“Maybe next time you hang out with Toby and he challenges you to an eating contest, you’ll say no,” he said, shaking his head fondly. Alistair spat into the soiled water. He was a mess, his face white, his lips still stained with chocolatey vomit, but there was a triumphant glint in his eyes.

“I - urrp - I won. I never beat him at drinking contests. But I - ulp - I ate a ton more chocolate than he could manage,” he rasped, then had to quickly duck back over the toilet as he heaved again. Julius rolled his eyes.

“Yes, I can see that. But now you’ve just given yourself an upset stomach, silly. Do you think you’re almost done?”

Alistair shrugged. “I don’t know. I can’t taste anything but fucking chocolate.”

Julius smiled. “Look, you’ll be more comfortable in the living room. You can curl up on the sofa with a blanket and a bucket, okay?” he said gently. Alistair nodded. He opened his eyes wide, trying to look imploring.

“Can you rub my stomach..?”

Julius rolled his eyes. “No! You’re the one who joined in the eating contest, don’t complain, you did this to yourself!”

Alistair pouted at him. “But…my tummy hurts…”

Julius paused, already wavering. “Fine, come here…”

Thunderstorms

Originally posted by moonavery

There are like, no gifs of Jonah by himself… Anyways, credits go to gif owner :)

Summary: Jonah eats you out on the kitchen island while the rest of the boys are out.

Warnings: smut, smut, and smut ;)

Words: 1193

A/N: If you’re not comfortable with reading this kind of subject, please don’t. Thank you!

The thunder rumbled while the rain pelted the window quite violently outside. You and Jonah were left alone while the other four boys went out to get food. You weren’t feeling too good to begin with, and the aggressive storm outside didn’t make it any better. Going out to get food was not on your mind at the moment. You weren’t afraid of storms, no that wasn’t the case. Just big, dark clouds and drawn out bangs of thunder that shook the entire house made you uncomfortable, that’s all. 

You were currently watching the microwave as the popcorn bag jumped every time a kernel exploded. The lights slightly flickered in the kitchen as another bolt of lightning struck the sky. You sighed to yourself and rested your face in the palm of your hand. Stupid storm. The microwave went off, signalling that the popcorn was done cooking. You poured the contents out of the bag and into a large bowl and popped a piece of buttery goodness into your mouth. You sighed in satisfaction.

You gasped softly in surprise when you felt two strong arms wrap around your midsection. You smiled shyly once you realized who it was. “Hi.” You giggled. “Hi.” Jonah sighed softly into your ear and squeezed you tighter. A small shiver rolled down your spine as his breath tickled behind your ear. You turned around in his arms and pressed a pert kiss to his soft, plump lips.”You were taking too long.” He smiled lovingly at you. “Well excuse me, I was trying to provide us with food.” You pinched his side softly and tried to wiggle your way out of his grip, but he wasn’t having it.

“Where do you think you’re going?” He asked as he trapped you against the counter with both strong arms. You looked at his arms slowly, watching the veins protrude against his skin every time he moved them a certain way. You cleared your throat and focused on his face. “I thought we were going to watch movies until the boys got back.” You said sheepishly. He watched your face intently, moving his eyes down to your lips and back up to your eyes. “How about we do something else?” He suggested with a small, cocky grin. You knew what he was implying, but you were shy with Jonah. You guys haven’t done anything other than kiss, and now is the perfect time to explore each other a bit. Nobody, but you and Jonah. 

“Okay.” You squeaked softly, all the while looking at him with wide eyes. His face got serious and he brought a hand up to brush some hair behind your ear. “Are you sure? We don’t have to do anything major. I was only half serious, Y/N.” He rambled. The corners of your mouth twitched up into a grin and you reached up to kiss him softly. He sighed into the kiss and deepened it, cupping your cheek with one large hand and sliding the other down to your lower back. You broke the kiss and looked at him. You nodded your head as a way of saying ‘It’s okay.’ His eyes sparkled and he reconnected your lips together. He lifted you up easily and set you on the kitchen island. You wrapped your legs around his torso and brought him closer, if that was possible. His rough hand cupped under your knee, so he could hold your thigh against his hip. He moaned softly against your mouth.

You brought your hands up to his hair and tugged. He opened his mouth slightly to let another moan slip and it gave you the perfect opportunity to slide your tongue into his mouth. Your tongues slotted together messily, until they found a rhythm. You melted against his mouth and moaned breathlessly. his hands moved down until he found the waistband of your pajama shorts. He waited a minute, but when you didn’t say anything, he slid them down your legs completely and dropped them by his feet. He slid his hands over your silky, warm thighs. “So soft.” He murmured more to himself than to you. He pressed one more sweet kiss to your lips before he pushed you down softly against the island. 

He leaned down and pressed warm kisses against your thighs. Your breath hitched when you felt his fingers snake their way up to your panties. You lifted your head up slightly to see what he was doing. Your eyes met and he just smiled. “Can I take them off?” He asked quietly. You nodded your head, heart rate speeding up with every breath you took. He slid them down your legs slowly and dropped them next to your shorts. Jonah stared in awe at you and you blushed deeply. “So beautiful.” He smiled up at you. He turned his attention back to your lower half and spread your legs slowly. He pressed small kisses to your inner thighs and to your pelvic bone. His teasing made a warmth flow through your stomach and down to your center. You moaned slightly. Jonah looked up at you and laughed. “Sorry for teasing.” With that, he pressed a small kiss against your slit. You gasped and waited for him to continue.

He spread you apart and softly licked your bundle of nerves. Your jaw dropped slightly and a small moan escaped your mouth. Jonah looked up at your reaction and he was back to giving you a cocky grin. He wrapped his lips around your clit and sucked harshly. You grabbed a handful of his brown locks and sighed heavily. As his mouth was giving your center all of the attention, his hands wandered up your torso and your loose shirt wandered up with them. Jonah played with your breasts and licked all over your center, while you were having a hard time breathing. The pleasure was becoming too much to handle. “Jonah.” You moaned as he brought one hand down where his tongue was doing wonders. 

He thrust one finger into you softly as he nibbled lightly at your clit. His pace was slow at first, but as your moans got louder and more desperate, he picked up the pace and added another finger alongside his first one. You weren’t sure how long you would last, with his mouth licking and sucking and his fingers thrusting roughly in and out of your pussy. “Jonah.” You panted. “I’m not gonna last much longer.” He didn’t say anything in return. If anything, he went faster. You were breathing harshly and your grip on his hair got tighter. With one last suck, you came hard. Your eyes squeezed shut and your mouth fell open as loud moans spilled out. 

Once your high fell, you opened your eyes and looked to see Jonah wipe his mouth with the back of his sleeve. He looked up at you and smiled cheekily. You just rolled your eyes, but couldn’t contain your giddy smile as you pulled him up for a hard kiss. “I love you.” He murmured against your lips. You smiled and rested your forehead against his. “I love you too.”

anonymous asked:

Surprisingly when everyone's fighting King becomes the peacemaker of the house because no one can truly say no to him, he'll gather everyone into the living room after grabbing all the pillows and blankets that he can find, put out bowls of popcorn and put on some movie he thinks everyone will like. While it doesn't completely stop the fighting it does calm everyone down, at least for a few hours. - M

King loves family movie time even if it is a little tense after a big argument. This is a good.

anonymous asked:

Vulgatto and Murrinn on a double date?

Since they are all best friends, this would be as if they’re going out to eat normally. Lots of conversation and loud laughter even if the intention was a quiet dinner date. Of course, the night would be littered with soft touches and gentle kisses respectively. They would hold hands as they go in to and leave the restaurant. Afterwards, they might go out for a friendly game of bowling. They would cheer each other on, giving good luck kisses before each turn. Losers buy drinks! As the night comes to a close, they would be happy to have each other as friends, but also glad to be involved romantically as well. Playful teasing about one another’s partner. “I’m glad I’m dating Sal because at least he cleans up after himself much unlike Murray.” “Thank God I have Murray because he actually can stand being around my cats for more than two seconds.” “I couldn’t be with Joe because my entire house would be eaten up!” “Good thing I don’t have a drunk boyfriend like Q stumbling around my home at 2 am.” Innocent things that go one ear and out the other because at the end of the day, they all love each other for different reasons. 

Ravenclaw Headcanon

Ravenclaws are very happy that their dormitory is in a tower. Most of the windows can be climbed out of and they pull themselves onto the roof. They don’t do it like the Gryffindors do, for bravery, but for solitude. There is an unspoken rule that if a Ravenclaw sees another Ravenclaw on the roof, they don’t talk. On the roof or afterwards. It’s a safe space. Sometimes it’s where Ravenclaws be the teenagers they are and smoke, while sometimes it’s a peaceful place to just read. If a Ravenclaw is sitting on the roof crying, any other Ravenclaw, friend or not, will go and sit on the roof with them until they calm down. And another unspoken rule is that if someone sat on the roof and cried more than twice in a week, they have to talk to someone about it, a friend, a professor, or Madam Pomfrey. This is what once led a third year Ravenclaw to march a first year Gryffindor, who had somehow made his way on the roof of Ravenclaw Tower, to Professor McGonagall. He thought he was in trouble, but became very confused when he was simply asked how he felt.

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VERY IMPORTANT PSA!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT LET YOUR PETS DRINK FROM THE TOILET BOWL IF YOU USE TOILET CLEANERS OR THOSE LITTLE CLEANERS/ FRESHENERS THAT HANG ON THE SIDE OF THE BOWL ETC…

This can cause organ failure and death in your furry friends so PLEASE just keep the lids closed to avoid the possibility all together.

Just put out some extra water bowls around the house if you can.

That is all!