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Vulcans 𝓃𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 bluff.

the signs as out of context quotes from my 3D art class
  • aries: "i've only met like... two good people named kevin."
  • taurus: "you know how in disney movies theres always one character that makes you go 'aww' and then theres one that's like the 'hey whats up' sidekick?"
  • gemini: "I DO NOT WANT TO THINK ABOUT A SLUG HAVING A C-SECTION!"
  • cancer: "i feel like he's either dead in a ditch somewhere, or his corpse is rotting away in a hidden corridor of the school."
  • leo: "what are we gonna do in this class WITHOUT a token stoner?!"
  • virgo: "can you fucking imagine getting arrested at build-a-bear?"
  • libra: "haha, yeah i play sports. SIKE i'm an art student, asshole."
  • scorpio: "i was gonna bring the baby head in today, but i forgot."
  • saggitarius: "we have like no supervision. let's do something dangerous like plugging something into an outlet."
  • capricorn: "sir, i have clinical depression."
  • aquarius: "what about that tower you built out of baby legs?"
  • pisces: "we're having an intellectual discussion on the quality of the shrek movies."
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after today’s omikron episode I was feeling a little miffed at the unfairness of it all and went to listen to some of the Bowie songs that got caught up in this disaster of a game.

And I started to think:

I was emotional listening to this song despite the fact I was watching those hideous character models writhing around when I was listening to this. What if something positive had been added instead?

There was this interview with Bowie where he talked about what it was like preparing music for a game, and how it was different to just making music. But what did Cage do to prepare his game for Bowie? 

He wedged in these completely out-of-context “concerts” to fit the tracks in as hamhandedly as possible.

Now… can you fucking imagine what would have happened between Bowie and the man who made the Ladder Climb moment happen? 

I think only Hideo Kojima could have handled Bowie’s music with the reverence it deserved.

But no. We’re damned to continue on in the futile reality where they handed David Fucking Cage the record and he shat down the hole in the middle.

The Well of Loneliness by Radclyffe Hall


This quote really stuck with me. Although I don’t see my sexuality as a burden I can understand it in context of the times. I believe this is more about making the best of what you’ve got, and being a good human for the sake of not only yourself. So everyone out there, no matter what you identify with, be honourable and be kind. Have courage.

The SMH as (out-of-context) Game Grumps Quotes

Jack: come at me scrublord I’m ripped

Bitty: I would absolutely, without question let him put his penis inside me.

Shitty: WAKE UP FATHER, I AM FULLY ERECT

Lardo: What? You think I came straight out the pussy drawin’ fucking Mozart? 

Ransom: Hey…. hey Dan Holster…. I know you’re really busy, but I need you inside my asshole right now

Holster: Oh Jewish God, please…. What did I bar mitzvah for, if not for this exact moment? 

Dex: YOU ARE A ASSHOLE

Nursey: [then Ross Nursey kicked the computer, destroying everything. we had been playing for four hours.] 

Chowder: I’m gonna start us off with a haiku… Cait-lin Far-mer / You are my best friend, hoo-ray!/ It’s… snow-ing… on Mount Fuji. …..I know that’s not five-seven-five. 

Tango: Does Bruno Mars is gay?

Whiskey: Well, does he? I does is have to know.

Johnson: Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfuckin Facebook movie bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit God damn created Facebook then fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss twins god damn rowing the boat fuck yo shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man Motherfucking Spider-man Spider-man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking built shit with this bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg I’m very tired No man I’ll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-man crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent Resin Or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don’t like dying I can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook All I can think is who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook? MARK ZUCKERBERG.

Parse: Who among us hasn’t got a good cry-boner? 

The signs as slightly out of context Hannibal quotes
  • Aries: The tooth fairy is a one night stand
  • Taurus: He is trash
  • Gemini: They cried because they didn't like the stewed apricots
  • Cancer: Burned burn burn
  • Leo: You brought me CHICKEN SOUP
  • Virgo: I believe that's what they call a mic drop. You dropped the mic
  • Libra: What a cunning boy you are ;)
  • Scorpio: You put your hand on me in the picture, like a pet <3
  • Sagittarius: Ding dong, the dragon is dead!
  • Capricorn: I am especially fond of cats. I am especially not fond of children
  • Aquarius: Just feel on my chest
  • Pisces: Meat's back on the menu ;)
Now you call this living?

Now you call this living
But what is living without loving
And what is love but a verb
Nothing more than a misconstrued word
Taken out of context by the world

We all strive for happiness
And society tells us “love” is the foundation
But they’ve sealed it in an unobtainable jar
in which we labeled “expectations”
and placed it on a pedestal so high it gets lost within the stars

And although I did come from a broken home
And everyone I’ve ever known
eventually ends up alone

I still had high hopes

Hopes that love was not a lie

I’d find the brightest star each night
Make a wish and close my eyes
Send it to the sky above
Wishing someone would prove my theory wrong about love

But I’ve been proven right again

The truth is that love is dead
As are the stars in the sky
The 2nd star to the right was my wishing star
And inevitably it too
Like all the others
Burned out tonight

-AB

anonymous asked:

That HDD quote is a little misleading out of context. The article is literally about Sony winning the Brits over the UMG. It mentions a ton of Sony artists and people connected to Sony, including Simon. Mentioning Liam makes little sense from that point of view, because he isn't a Sony artist. If it were Harry or Louis who are connected to Sony in some ways, the article would've likely mentioned them. HDD seems to be a Sony mouthpiece.

I know what the context was, but the article itself is wildly misleading about what happened. I know they’re looking from a Sony vs. UMG perspective, but just ignoring what actually happened when they could have said that new UMG artist Liam Payne accepted for the band from his former label head who he seemed uncomfortable with and who then tried to take control of the acceptance?

C’mon!  That’s a story, not what they wrote.

Also if ALL they were talking about was Sony vs. UMG, then why even bring up Simon’s shout out to Ben Winston? Ben isn’t a Sony employee.