out of buisness

  • <p> <b>My Friend:</b> So I've heard that 1 in every 10 people is probably gay. There's 10 in our squad so who do you think it could be?<p/><b>Me:</b> *wearing flannel, ripped jeans, skate shoes and a snapback*<p/><b>Me:</b> *never talks about my past crushes*<p/><b>Me:</b> *always talks about how annoying boys are*<p/><b>Me:</b> *sweats nervously* haha idk man, it could be anyone..<p/></p>
Gazorpian Adventure

Ma-sha wasn’t really the joking type, she always did what was best for her planet, and for her people. She didn’t have time to catch the latest movie, or have a “ladies night out” It was only business, buisness, buisness. @gaurdmorty

if there isn’t, there should be an SCP that just takes one big metaphorical shit on everything that’s come out of Five Nights at Freddy’s.

Say there’s this organization (not a restraunt chain dammit) that has had this issue with their security cameras back in the 90′s. They’ve had this wierd, shadowy figure that’s been appearing in some of them. They find out that it turns violent when not watched over the camera. This creature ends up terrifying the living fuck out of them. The place eventuall goes out of buisness.

Two decades later and it’s turned into an urban legend. Several videos exist of it, often with people encountering it and then running the fuck away. Many have gotten famous off theories and web series and such of it. There’s this huge web culture around this thing and how fucking scary it is.

The Foundation finds that A) it can’t actually harm anybody, and it just screams at people and B) it can easily be stopped by a steel door.

So rather than any actual containment proceedures revolving around watch cameras, they just lock it in a soundproof vault and call it a day.