out in the past

loyal-luke-lynx  asked:

Good sir, what if after Aunt May found out she freaks out and tells Peter he's grounded. But she doesn't take he phone, instead she takes the suit. Then Peter call/texts irondad about asking to help calm her down

-peter really should’ve listened for when may got home

-or at least shut his door

-and honestly he might’ve been able to get away with saying it was a costume

-if he hadn’t jumped onto the ceiling in surprise

-they have a short argument which is kinda both of them panicking and freaking each other out

-May figures out what the stark internship really is, that tony is responsible for giving him his suit, and that tony offered him a spot on the Avengers

-when may asks peter for his phone he just figures he’s grounded but then she unlocks it and finds tony’s contact and peter is really freaking out now

-he hears Happy answer in the usual snippy tone and peter wants to die bc Happy just snapped at Aunt May

-May turns to go have a conversation in private but, after telling Happy to put Tony on the phone, she turns back to peter and tells him to change out of the suit

-he almost argues because he just got it back and he’d been having pretty bad dysphoria since getting it taken away

-mostly because he couldn’t be spider-man without his suit and it really was the one part of his life that he wasn’t questioned or harassed about

-but he changes into comfy clothes and he can’t help but hear May yelling at tony

-he really hates his enhanced senses and the panic from being found out combined with all the noise is putting him on the verge of sensory overload which is the last thing he needs right now

-he almost puts the mask on to filter light and sound and maybe talk to karen but if May comes in and sees him in the mask he knows she’ll lose her shit

-he hears May saying “I will NOT let you talk to him!” and he decides to step in

-he has his spare webshooters on and he knows it isn’t the best course of action but he’ll never get May to hand him the phone

-so he does what any teenager to do and webs the cellphone that is currently in an ongoing call to a billionaire/superhero out of his aunt’s hands and into his

-may is probably going to have a stroke tbh

-but peter has to talk to tony 

-he ends up on the roof of the apartment building and is talking to a pretty frantic tony

-”How did she find out? What did you say? Do you need somewhere to stay?”

-he’s honestly such a worried dad that peter almost laughs

-peter briefly explains what happened and tony decides he should just come down to queens and talk to may directly

-tony should be there in like, an hour tops and peter should probably calm may down but he honestly doesn’t know how

-he ends up sitting on the roof for the next 45 minutes just trying to calm down and not have a panic attack

-tony shows up in the iron man suit because it was the fastest way to get there

-seeing tony reminds him of how he doesn’t have his suit

-how he might not be able to be spider-man

-so now his crippling dysphoria is back along with anxiety over talking to his aunt

-so like thats really fun

-tony and peter go inside together and tony almost got decked by may immediately

-peter pulled him out of the way and was a little stunned that may almost hit tony stark

-but he’s not about to say anything so.,,

-they talk for over an hour and may ends up relenting when peter promises to text her updates while on patrol, to not go out past 2 am on school nights, and keep his grades up

-tony ends up glossing the whole thing over and offers to take may out to dinner

-peter almost fights bc tony may be really cool but he will not be alone with his aunt after comments like ‘hope you’re wearing something skimpy’

-tony eventually goes back upstate a few hours later after they have a much calmer conversation over coffee in the kitchen

-peter texts ned and mj that may found out and mj replies “about time” while ned asks what color balloons he should bring to peter’s funeral


-”i’m not letting your last celebration be anything short of festive”

-”do black balloons but fill them with glitter for effect when we pop them”

-”mj don’t encourage him im not dying- may’s cool with it now”

-”lying is a sin, peter and your time for repentance is running out”

-peter would’ve responded to that if May hadn’t taken his phone

-Peter can’t really argue because he did lie for like, months on end

-and skipped classes

-and got detention

-so yeah losing his phone isn’t the worst thing that could happen to him all things considered

-and at least he can keep being spider-man


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Gentle reminder that “eclectic” does not mean: “Steals from closed cultures and disrespects and appropriates other religions.” 

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You can get your information from multiple sources without over stepping and stealing from closed cultures. 

Results of last night’s stream, and one of several title pages for the DOFP PDF! These will include text later!

I dunno if I will post all of the finished textless pages here or not, but at least wanted to give an idea of how they’ll look!