ours is the magic

Well, I mean, it IS the law

So let me set the scene. The dungeon the party was in was ruined to the point where the stone brick walls were starting to “melt”. The party of four had just reached a door when the elderly undead Warlock of the group holds up his hand to halt everyone. He points his scythe at the door and says “We need to watch our step, ‘cause whatevers behind this door is pulsin’ out magic somethin’ fierce”. The Rogue, in his drunken stupor, unlocked the door in an instant and the darkened corridor filled with the scent of blood and iron. As the party is shuffling silently into the room, the young Druid of the group pointed towards the center of the room where she could make out a dim glow that lay close to the ground. The Ranger began to panic a little, as she was a close combat fighter and recognized the glow. A full suit of Heavy Enchanted Armour sat in it’s eerie glow. The scene then played out a little something like this

Ranger: ooooOOOHHH, nopenopenope. I can’t deal with that, dude. Hooo, nope

Rogue: Ah, don’t'cha worry, ye wee lass. That thing there couldn’t hear a boulder- *uninteligable slurs as Skype gives out at the perfect time*

Rogue OOC: I’m gonna fuckin’ sneak past this bitch

DM: *withholds a loud snort* Bruh, do it you won’t

Rogue: *rolls an 18 and begins to sneak towards a door down the way*

The Armor: *Jolts up at full attention, bellowing* STOP, IN THE NAME OF THE LAW, CRIMINAL! *Charges at full speed towards him*

Rogue: WHAT’S THE CRIME? *In a drunken rage*

The Armor: * freezing in place, having never been asked this before* I-… UHM… THE CRIME IS LIVING, AND THE PUNISHMENT IS DEATH!!!

Warlock: *raising his hand* S'cuse me, sir, but I’m not alive, may I pass?

The Armor: …..PROCEED?

Love in Panem presents: March Madness - 

Once upon a time, Katniss touched a pair of stones while searching for the Deathly Hollows. She fell in a hole that took her to Middle Earth, where she met a gang of Leprechauns called the Irish Rovers. She discovered a Tardis and soon she was in Camelot, where she discovers an Aleph under a set of stairs…Let your imagination wander. Explore the craziness :). Lose yourself in translation, or in sirens - a crossover with Dr. Who or Disney, perhaps? Write, draw, vid, have tons of fun - share the craziness with us!

Any story type. Any pairing. The only guideline is that you flex your imagination!  Stories and contributions will post beginning on March 20th. And remember, if you can’t join us for this challenge, we have one for every month through the end of the year. You can check out our Monthly Challenge list here.

Join us in creating mad magic!

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Finding Magic - Petalene - Glee [Archive of Our Own]
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By Organization for Transformative Works

Finding Magic

Author: Petalene

Summary:

Fascinated by the colorful band on the human boy’s finger, a curious fairy named Kurt follows him home.  Being in love is never easy, especially when you don’t speak the language or understand the customs.  Add in a little magic, and things start getting interesting.  

Humor and smut with a little bit of angst.

Rating: Explicit

Words: 54,955

Chapters: 21/21

READ ON AO3

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There's a Devil Sitting on My Shoulder - EndoratheWitch - Strange Magic (2015) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 3/?
Fandom: Strange Magic (2015)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Bog King/Marianne (Strange Magic)
Characters: Bog King (Strange Magic), Marianne (Strange Magic), Dawn (Strange Magic), Roland (Strange Magic), Thang (Strange Magic), Stuff (Strange Magic), Griselda (Strange Magic)
Additional Tags: demon, Deals With The Devil, Revenge, selling her soul, human AU, Slow Burn, Eventual Smut, Demonic Contract, I have too many ideas and no control, Smoking, cursing
Summary:

Marianne agrees to a wager with a demon named Bog King

anonymous asked:

Ah yes... that anon caught us: Our evil ace/aro masterplan is to get in relationships with non ace/aros and intentionally lie to them while withholding sex/romance for shits and giggles.

And then we turn them into cats because that increases our magical powers

(Meanwhile, rude anons who find out about our plans get turned into our least favorite animals)

anonymous asked:

Considering every opponent we faced used flashy magic our abilities look a bit blank: strucking our enemies with improvised weapons (with the exception of the knife) and reset our own death (which is indeed the most useful ability one can have in battle, but it is more on the boring but practicle side). Would you prefer having some flashy attacks too?

Why wouldn’t I?

Our attractions are sparkling more than ever!

Disneyland® Paris opened its gates twenty-five years ago, becoming the biggest Disney venue in Europe.

Ever since opening day, we’ve made it our goal to provide you with a one-of-a-kind Disney experience and unforgettable memories. Reimagining nine attractions and shows along with all new features has been our ambitious target, launched in preparation for our 25th Anniversary, with the ultimate aim of creating new magic at Disneyland Paris.

Creativity and technological innovation are at the heart of the Disney DNA. Attractions such as Big Thunder Mountain and Pirates of the Caribbean have been reimagined (or are still being renovated) to produce an even more thrilling guest experience. Attention to detail and the very highest quality can be seen in everything we do and they underpin the very essence of Disney magic.
With these same principles, iconic attractions such as “it’s a small world” and Peter Pan’s Flight have been reinvented with all new colour palettes and special effects.

Here is an overview of our major renovations.

Keep reading

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Look at the sky. It’s not dark and black and without character. The black is in fact deep blue. And over there, lighter blue. And blowing through the blueness and the blackness, the wind swirling through the air and then, shining, burning, bursting through, the stars. Can you see how they roar their light? Everywhere we look, the complex magic of nature blazes before our eyes.