ourpathislaid

Though the Stars Walk Backwards

Prologue for the bodyswap!au

So, uh…Lina (ourpathislaid) suggested/requested a Thorin+Thranduil bodyswap!au, and I decided to have a go at it. This is just a 1000 word prologue, but I hope you like it?

(This is post-botfa, future bagginshield with a dash of good ol’ fashioned friendship)

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Dealing with full 63'rd metal dwarves c/o the terrible (and by terrible I mean TIE ME TO THE MAST BUT DO NOT STOP) ourpathislaid first thing in the morning

  • Fronter for metal band Durin’s Bane Lady Thorin (omg)
  • (hopefully double-pedaling) drummer!Bilbo
  • “Tama, or pearl?” JFC 
  • Fronter for metal band Durin’s Bane Lady Thorin (omg)
  • Fronter for metal band 
  • Durin’s Bane
  • Lady
  • Thorin
  • and “Rolling Stones” + dwarves and I’m incoherent giggling
  • “The Eagles of Manwë” oh lord are they old-school rockabilly please let them be oldschool rockabilly (non-Western reference, but please by all that is good let them have a Thee Michelle Gun Elephant sound aaaaaaa) 
  • “Goblinking” can make distortion-based rockupunk, like a later version of The Cramps or something
  • THE FRENCH BAND BY LEGOLAS AND TAURIEL HOW
  • EVEN
  • I CAN’T
  • ONE MORE TIIIIMEE