ouran highschool host club

what anime openings make me want to do
  • "Guren no Yumiya" (SNK):hardcore parkour
  • "Goya no machiawase" (Noragami):air guitar
  • "Again" (FMAB):stand on a hilltop angsting while the wind blows in my hair
  • "Rage On" (Free!):mosh pit or the Olympics
  • "Core Pride" (Blue Exorcist):fight somebody
  • "Moon Pride" (Sailor Moon Crystal):fight the patriarchy
  • "Abnormalize" (Psycho Pass):stick it to the man
  • "Connect" (Madoka Magica):develop trust issues
  • "Imagination" (Haikyuu!!):go win a tournament or something
  • "Sakura Kiss" (OHSHC):actually kiss kiss fall in love
  • "unravel" (Tokyo Ghoul):cry
real endings to real anime
  • attack on titan:the basement is christian grey’s bdsm room
  • tokyo ghoul:hide was just pretending to be dead and he and kaneki have an epic breakdance battle with arima and win the end
  • fullmetal alchemist brotherhood:the philospher’s stone was in ed’s pocket the whole time and then he defeats professor quirrel with the power of love
  • free!:haru gets his voice back and then makoto drives a boat into the heart of the sea witch. haru's merman father turns him into a human forever so he can go be happy with his true love makoto.
  • ouran higschool host club:haruhi defeats the huns. everyone bows down to her. tamaki shows up at her house later and tells her "she fights good" which is code for i love you. china is saved.
  • blue exorcist:rin, overshadowed by satan, is plunged into the pit of hell to forever struggle with the archangel michael. the apocolypse is stopped. yukio tries to carry out a normal apple pie life.
  • noragami:hiyori finally starts to remember thanks to yato and they find yukine but then hiyori and yukine get trapped in a fishing net so they all save the day by telling the other fish to break out of the net by swimming down and then they all go live happily ever after.
  • haikyuu:hinata and kageyama play in the big final volleyball game then race off to perform a winning rendition of “breaking free”, effectively winning the game, the leads in the musical, and everyone’s hearts.
  • no. 6:shion shoots president coin and ends the hunger games forever and he and nezumi live together traumatically ever after
  • sword art online:kirito sacrifices himself to end the war with the machines. humans can finally leave the matrix. the war between humans and machines is over... for now.
Animes in a nutshell
  • Attack on Titan:MY LEG
  • Fullmetal Alchemist:MY ARM
  • Tokyo Ghoul:poor Kaneki did nothing wrong
  • Dramatical Murder:everyone wants to fuck that Adobe guy
  • Kill la Kill:fight over scissors
  • Black Butler:bocchan, no.
  • Free!:gay ass swimmers
  • Naruto:SASUKEEEEE
  • One Piece:Luffy, no.
  • Zankyou no Terror:nicest terrorists you will ever meet
  • Ouran Highschool Host Club:damn these rich people
  • Kyoukai no Kanata:i love bonsai
  • Mirai Nikki:my girlfriend wants to kill me but hey lets fuck
  • Donten ni Warau:the title means laughing but I am crying
  • Psycho Pass:laser tagging with criminals
  • Fairy Tail:power of friendship solved all life problems
  • Parasyte:MY RIGHT ARM