So there was a single, solitary kiwi on our counter in the kitchen.

And I decided to make fun of my roommate for it, because who buys one, single, solitary kiwi? So I asked her that.

Roommate: I didn’t buy a kiwi.

Me: This isn’t your kiwi?

Roommate: No?

Me: But this isn’t my kiwi.

Roommate: That kiwi was there when I got home.

Me: I don’t even eat kiwi!

As you can see, it’s a real kiwi. Here it is, on my counter, giving away nothing.

But I was still confused as to where it came from. Did one of us accidentally buy a kiwi at the store? 

So I looked up the Kiwiny company to figure out which stores it’s sold at, to see which one of us might have bought it, since we tend to use different grocery stores.

Kiwiny doesn’t have American retailers.

There is literally no reason for this kiwi to be in my kitchen.


lots of people have been asking me if I ever figured out where the kiwi came from. So to provide an update on the magical kiwi … one day I took a nap and had a dream about those creepy spiders that hide in bananas and I thought like oh my god this kiwi is gonna be full of spiders. So I woke up and promptly put the kiwi in a ziploc bag. To contain the dream spiders.

The kiwi sat on the counter for a few days, then got moved to the top of the fridge to get it out of the way. It sat there for a couple weeks. It never appeared to go bad? I did eventually throw it out, just because I was confused about it and neither of us were ever going to eat the kiwi.

Never found out why the kiwi was in my kitchen. I guess we’ll never know.


Kiwiny is following me on twitter now.

“It means Twenty One Pilots- the logo does. Why it means Twenty One Pilots is, it really goes along with one of our songs called Kitchen Sink. The whole concept of that song is that I feel that humans are always struggling all the time when it comes to purpose, trying to figure out what their purpose is, what purpose even is, what’s the point, justifying your own existence. A lot of kids and people my age struggle with ‘what’s the point,’ and with the logo- what it really means is- it’s an encouragement. When someone asks me what the logo means to me, the logo means something to me because I made it mean something to me. That’s the point. The point is that I created something that only I understand, and whether or not I decide to disclose the meaning of it, that’s the beginning of purpose for me. The meaning of purpose for me is by creating something; if it be by writing lyrics, painting a picture, by expressing yourself through art, if it’s photography or music or theater, or whatever it is. It doesn’t have to be artistic, but if you create something and only you know the meaning of it, that’s the beginning of purpose for you. When you’re in the room by yourself trying to decide whether to stay alive, you can tell yourself, ‘I should probably stay alive because I’m the only one who knows the meaning of that thing.’ So the logo is an encouragement for people to create. That’s what it means.” x


yeah, mid-turd would have been crossing some boundaries.

(2/3) “Our mother left when we were young. One morning we woke up and there was no breakfast in the kitchen and our clothes weren’t laid out. Dad got very bitter. We started seeing rolled up dollar bills on the table. I think he maybe slept six nights that entire first month. He went from sniffing cocaine, to smoking cocaine, to doing heroin. The drugs actually made him tougher on us. We had less freedom than ever. But by the time we were teenagers, we were beginning to get noticed in the music world. We were getting gigs. We were called The Stokes Family Singers. We even met Michael Jordan when we did a concert at his restaurant. But Dad had a stroke at work one day and died suddenly. And everything came apart.”

Our Father Prayer: Holy Trinity Edition

Our Trinity, which art online,                                                                           hallowed be thy pun.Thy videos come; thy will be watched, in hd as it is on YouTube.Give us this day our daily vlog. And forgive us our fangirling, as we forgive those that hate against us. And lead us not into shipping wars, but deliver us from boredom. For thine is the cheese, the cocktail and the tinted moisturizer, 5ever and ever.

I don’t know. 

my dream. picture this: me and my tall, muscular, beefy soulmate with brown eyes and good intentions are engaged. He comes home from the gym to find me in one of his tshirts only with pretty underwear underneath. I’m effortlessly beautiful and glowing to him and he falls in love with me over and over again. then he makes me breakfast in our huge kitchen before I dash off to my yoga class. we have our healthy distance, careers and separate lives although communication is strong and the love never fades because we spend nighttime together and never get bored of each other. we also have a French bulldog and fancy European chocolates up in the cupboard


Still can’t get decent lighting in my room if my life depended on it -n- but hey, this is how the kitchen set is coming along! X3

Built a more permanent platform for the kitchen sets, there was this little awkward corner left so I turned it into a plant table… thing XD. Re-wallpapered everything, put up some shelves, spray painted Paddy’s chair and gave it some legs, and got a few new kitchen props.

Still got a lot to do, top of my list is to get glass for the window (I’m just going to buy a picture frame from the dollar store) and I want to rip the tap off the sink and replace it with something metal that will look more realistic.