Warning: soppy post alert

Okay so today’s a very amazing person’s birthday, wheytoast, and it would be criminal of me not to make a hella cute post about it. Basically, this lil dork has helped me through a lot lately and he’s my closest friend. He may be an annoying lil shit, but I love him just the same. His voice is the best thing everand he smells amazing.He somehow makes me laugh even in the darkest of times and is just super sweet and caring, I don’t think I’ve ever had the pleasure of talking to and getting to know anyone as amazing as him in my whole life. I could probably go on forever but I wont. Just wanted to express how much this lil shit means to me. Have a good day dork <3

Sex talk
  • Me:You know me so well
  • we are gonna do it under a panera bread table
  • BFF:lol how romantic haha
  • Me:yep
  • it will be magical, and special and romantic
  • and a rainbow will form above our heads
  • BFF:lol awww and unicorns will watch
  • Me:cherubs will come down to sing for us
  • BFF:lol God himself might make an appearance lmao
  • Me:it'll be so beautiful it'll turn Satan into a Good Samaritan
  • BFF:
Every time Andy and I talk about what someone's cock looks like

we come up with the same conclusion. Each time. Seriously.

We’re now talking about running some sort of thing when we live in NY where we go up to random dudes and guess what their cocks look like. We’d be rich because I totally think we’re always right.

anonymous asked:

So I have this friend he can call me anytime whenever he's upset and I'm always there for him even though he ignores my advice most of the time but whenever I try to open up to him he like brushes me off or if he does acknowledge my problem he'll listen for a while and then like stop responding. I know he's being shitty but he still means so much to me even though I know he kind of takes advantage of me in our friendship and idk what to do :(

He’s taking advantage of you. He knows that you’ll always be there for him. Yet he can’t even return the favor of being a good friend. You’re so much better than him and you’re worth so much more than he will ever be. So please, drop him. He’s a parasite. Parasites leech off of others. It’s a one way friendship, and he’s benefiting off of your kindness. You aren’t benefiting at all. So please, drop him. You are much better off without him. He’s causing you nothing but harm.

He Is The Sun In My Darkest Moments

We stay up late feeding fires
with rum in our blood and a promise
in your jaw, and you
are the most beautiful thing I’ve seen
that hasn’t burnt me yet.

There are ashes.
I am a broken bone, but you
accept the fracture. Take me to places
where I can forget, love me
for what I am.
That means the world.
When you look at me like a small island
at the sea, I become
something better than myself.

Let me say it.

I love you,
not with lightning like the first
or car crashes like the last,
but gently, with an army
singing in my chest.
You have shown me
that, while people are not tapestries,
they can be repaired, and broken things
can fix themselves
in time.