I really thought you were the one for me, but now we’re five hours in trying to put together our new bed from Ikea and I just realised how much I hate you
I woke up to the kitchen timer ringing and when I asked you why you were baking a cake at three in the morning, you told me you had forgotten our anniversary - and that’s sweet baby but our anniversary isn’t until next month, so let’s go to sleep
we just got our floors done and I know you’re in a very important meeting, but I think I broke my leg sliding over the floor in my socks so could you please drive me to the emergency room?
we’ve been talking about starting a family for a while, so you thought it would be a good idea to borrow the neighbour’s child to see how we are as parents, and by borrow you meant take them without telling their parents
we’ve just bought a dog and you insist on letting it sleep in our bed, but lately it’s begun to snore loudly so I moved it to the sofa only to wake up and find you sleeping on the couch next to it
I’ve been planning this really, really romantic proposal for months now, and there you go, asking me to marry you on a whim? are you KIDDING me?
you had an accident and hit your head. the doctor says you have some kind of amnesia that restarts your memory every few hours, but that doesn’t change the fact that we’re still married so please stop with the flirty pick up lines
01. like a ghost that’s been missing its life, silent words in my mouth, yeah, they want to scream out / 02. oh I’m just a girl, my apologies, what I’ve become is so burdensome / 03. this is the only way I know myself, from here to here, and sometimes from here to here / 04. I’m not ready to make nice, I’m not ready to back down, I’m still mad as hell / 05. you don’t want me to look at you for you will turn to stone, you don’t want me to hurt you / 06. got my armor, and I got my gun, I told you not to call me hun / 07. you will know me by the scars I bear / 08. no one’s gonna save me, the damage has been done I’m righting all the wrongs, I’m relentless like you made me / 09. and it’s hard to dance with the devil on your back, so shake him off
I’ve still got a lot of fight left in me | a Jules Thomas fanmix
01. so who’s scary now? / 02. and I can’t sleep at night, I’m not afraid, I’m terrified / 03. if little girls are made of sugar and spice, I’m made of other things now, they aren’t very nice / 04. I used to pray like God was listening, I used to make my parents proud, I was the glue that kept my friends together, now they don’t talk and we don’t go out / 05. better men have hit their knees and bigger men have died / 06. well nothing hurts and nothing bleeds when the cover’s tucked in tight / 07. you’re scared, and you’re sure that your spine will dissolve, you will fall to the floor / 08. way back then when I hadn’t seen half them things I’d never thought I’d see, become someone I’d never thought I’d be / 09. no one knows that you cry, but you don’t tell anyone that you might not be the golden one, and you’re tied together with a smile, but you’re coming undone / 10. who I am isn’t who I used to be / 11. I called myself survivor, but I did more than just not die / 12. when the fire’s at my feet again, and the vultures all start circling, they’re whispering, “you’re out of time,” but still I rise / 13. this is my fight song, take back my life song, prove I’m all right song
When you tell him he accidentally got you pregnant
You told him over lunch- well, after when you vomited it all up. You had taken the test earlier in the day and didn’t think that the burgers wouldn’t agree with you. He was concerned when you walked out of the bathroom and sat back at the table, he begged you to go home to rest incase it was food poisoning.
“It’s not that, Jin!” you yelled and got a few looks from people around you. Then you lowered your voice. “I’m pregnant.”
He smiled and couldn’t help, but to giggle to himself in disbelief. “Yeah? How are you gonna handle being with two very beautiful people at once?”
The moment you had found out you ran to the studio he was filming at for the day. You were excited, even if it was by accident. They let you in because you ran to the studio in sweatpants and curlers in your hair, forgetting your pass to even enter the building. You ran to hair and makeup- out of breath. He was confused.
“Yoong- Yoongi.” You gasped for hair.
“Breathe, baby. Why are you here?”
“I’m pregnant!” you screamed, waving the test around. The look on his face was priceless, but it was followed by a smile. He jumped to his feet and just held you, not saying a word at first.
“We’ll go to the doctors soon.” Typical.
Hobi almost knew before you did. He could sense something was off with the way you were carrying yourself so he made you take a pregnancy test. Well, 5 different ones. Your boyfriend was so extra. The second it was positive, he was blasting “MAMA” and dancing around you.
“Hell yeah!” he exclaimed and grabbed your hands, having you dance around with him. You couldn’t help but to smile at his face.
This wasn’t planned, but for some reason he acted like it was. Well, he was your sunshine.
“Joon-” you led with and he automatically knew something was off. It wasn’t like you to not call him a nickname. He came up and began to rub your back in the bedroom you two had shared for three years.
“What’s wrong? Are you sick? Are you pregnant?”
“I am.” You cut him off before he could continue. His eyebrows furrowed. “I’m pregnant, yeah.”
His face lit up like the first time you told him you loved him. “I’m- I’m sorry, but is this okay? Can we ke-”
“Of course. Yes, yes, yes.” He spent the rest of the day smiling.
“So, I can pinch it’s cheeks?” Was the first thing that left Jimin’s mouth when you slipped in that you were pregnant right before bed. He quickly shot up and looked over at you with a huff of breath. He was just so in awe. Slowly, he reached out and touched your belly. “We’re in here? A little me. A little you? Us?”
“Yeah, Jiminie, that’s how babies work.” You teased.
“Ahh!” He put his head against you. “Amazing how surprises happen. This is life changing, amazing…”
The two of you were sitting at your table, eating breakfast about a week after you’d discovered you were pregnant. It was hard finding the time or the moment to tell V, he was such a busy guy and even when he wasn’t busy, he was always buzzing. On this morning in particular, he was sleepy. Lazy even.
“Hey, Tae?” he looked up with half a piece of bacon in his mouth and nodded while chowing down. “I’m pregnant, love.”
He almost choked. Then he calmed himself. “A baby…” his whispered, his energy not finding him til about 10 minutes later when he was in full swing. “I’m having a baby!”
Suddenly, you were in his arms and covered in sweet kisses. “Our baby…” you whispered against him,
“I’m pregnant!” you yelled as you saw him walking towards your car outside of the airport. He thought he heard you wrong at and cupped his ear to signal you to say it again as he got closer. Then he was there.
“Did I hear you right?!” He was shook, but happy.
“Yes, Jungshook. I’m pregnant.” he lifted you into his arms and spun you around, leaving you with a big kiss.
“I gotta tell Hyungs!” Was the first thing he said to you. Sigh. “I’m so happy, baby! Baby! I shouldn’t call you baby anymore should I? Or can I? Will that confuse the baby?” There was his nervous rambling.
“Call me whatever you want, hook up your phone to the bluetooth on the way home. I wanna hear their reactions.”