I really thought you were the one for me, but now we’re five hours in trying to put together our new bed from Ikea and I just realised how much I hate you
I woke up to the kitchen timer ringing and when I asked you why you were baking a cake at three in the morning, you told me you had forgotten our anniversary - and that’s sweet baby but our anniversary isn’t until next month, so let’s go to sleep
we just got our floors done and I know you’re in a very important meeting, but I think I broke my leg sliding over the floor in my socks so could you please drive me to the emergency room?
we’ve been talking about starting a family for a while, so you thought it would be a good idea to borrow the neighbour’s child to see how we are as parents, and by borrow you meant take them without telling their parents
we’ve just bought a dog and you insist on letting it sleep in our bed, but lately it’s begun to snore loudly so I moved it to the sofa only to wake up and find you sleeping on the couch next to it
I’ve been planning this really, really romantic proposal for months now, and there you go, asking me to marry you on a whim? are you KIDDING me?
you had an accident and hit your head. the doctor says you have some kind of amnesia that restarts your memory every few hours, but that doesn’t change the fact that we’re still married so please stop with the flirty pick up lines
warnings: strong language, theft, friends beating up each other over a girl, and car crashing.
You pushed back the rearview mirror of your victim’s car before throwing the loaded bag at the backseat.Pulling your hair into a ponytail, you started the engine thus pulled on the handbrake. It was midnight so you didn’t want the car to roar in the road as you pushed on the pedal, rather you dragged the car towards the farthest streetlight.
When you were finally a few meters away from your village, you started the engine and kicked on the pedal. You increased the speed of the automobile roughly stirring the wheel to your right until another car caught up beside you. You had to take a strong turn before you ended up in the venue with the car beside you. You could faintly recognize the model through your car’s tinted glass, but believed it was owned by a boy.
You got out of the car with the bag in your hand dropping it in front of the organizer, “Fifteen percent of it is yours, help yourself.”
The sound of diamonds hitting the floor caught your attention, your eyes turning to the boy standing next to you. He turned to you for a moment, then you finally recognized him as Lai Guanlin, the half-son of a mafia. He fixed his gaze back on the organizer, a small frown appearing on his face.
“Why do you keep coming back.” He said as he brushed his hair away from his face. You licked your lips slightly before replying, “I don’t remember there being a rule where you forcefully kick one of your opponents out of the race.”
He was about to speak up once again, but was interrupted by another man–Kang Dongho. Both were part of the gang around these quarters, they called themselves the 101, which you find very much stupid. Dongho showed his offer with a smirk, he asked, “How much did you put?”
“Just enough to steal those from both of you,” you gestured.
I have a new headcanon, if you’d like to hear it. hc: chowder is great in crises/emergencies well once he gets past the initial panic of the situation. Like He is the person you want there during an emergency. How the team or specific characters find this out is totally up to you. (Feel free to ignore this I just wanted to share this with someone)
THE BUS ACCIDENT
•So our sweet baby son chowder maybe a cute little ball of goalie sunshine, but Christopher Chow handles his business.
•he knows first aid, cpr, the heimlick, etc.
•his friend almost died in a tragic car accident when chowder was little, and if it weren’t for the EMTs quick action his friend wouldn’t be here today
•Chowder was inspired and 13 seasons of Grey’s Anatomy and a shit ton of certification classes later chowder is capable of saving everyone’s life
•But no one knows this until on the way back from an away game one night
•the bus driver falls asleep and crashes into a tree. There’s glass, LOTS of glass. Cuts bruises a little blood. Nothing Chowder can’t handle.
•So our son gets to work, using the tweezers, anti bacterial spray, and band aids out the buses first aid kit to patch up the bros cut by glass, gives the frogs mini ice packs for the bruises.
•He puts r&h on clean duty to try and sweep out all the shattered glass so no one gets hurt for a second time, and orders bitty to call the police and report the accident.
•Chowders calm demeanor and swift instructions kept everyone even the coaches from panicking.
•And now every time something slightly life threatening happens in the haus they call Chowder for help because he always knows what to do in time of a kinda crisis. He’s the most useful at kegsters. He keeps hundreds of college students from getting alcohol poisoning (he patrols more than parties tbh)
•And now the new frogs call Chowder Doc Chow just to make him smile
- a n g u s - god bless Griffin McElroy for this -“Magnus! It’s just another day of high school!” -Brody -The setup of the classroom/ practice building is literally just Persona. Griffin. This is Persona. And I love it. -Magnus, taking out the entire Hammerhead Gang -“I’m a big believer in talking to my plants.” “FUCK YOU. I QUIT. I’m out! Is Taako in the building? TAAKO HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. Taako’s smoking with the cool kids.” -“DON’T FUCK THIS PLANT.” -the entire botany scene omg -R e n -partners with Ren on making a HA M SANDW H I CH -Rick getting bullied by his students -“Clear eyes. Full sports. Have fun.” “GUYS. ITS BASKETBALL A LITTLE BIT MAYBE.” -TEEN WOLF FUCK -“Taako, you’ve got a J in this class.” - Boom shacka lacka -Griffin talking about RBI (Runs Batted In) in regard to football?? -Clint, remembering he has Turn Undead -the very calm “It’s Brody.” -“I drink protein shakes everyday which is why I am how I am, and I hate the way they taste.” -Honestly, high school Angus is probably a stud but I really don’t want to think about that because he’s our sweet baby boy detective -ANGUS CASTING SHATTER FOR THE AESTHETIC -“if you get dunked on in the dream, you get dunked on in real life.”
Well I completely and utter have fallen for this kid and will probably start stanning him and become a Garnet (fan group)
Honestly I hadn’t paid much attention to Produce 101 the boy’s version but when I heard about Samuel’s elimination I was pretty upset because I knew his past with Seventeen and knew he was really talented
Now that he’s debuted solo I’m so happy for him but have also realized he’s really cute and that I should really start being a fan of him. He has a lot of talent.
He’s born in the same year than me (barely cuz he’s a January birthday but he’s still older) which kinda surprised me at first but yeah
So I’ll be joining Samuel’s fan group Garnet little by little than (cuz I’m still being over run with fandoms and comebacks) but let’s all support Samuel’s solo promotions as an artist and give him lots of love
I posted these on my twitter yesterday and then realized…I should probably make a blog post too…But surprise, I’m pregnant!
I’ve known for awhile now, even before I took the test…which I put off, a lot, and still pretended to be surprised at when I took it lmao, but now…I’m sort of grasping the whole being pregnant thing. Much better than my initial reaction because rather than telling my husband like a normal person I threw the pregnancy test at his head and ran off, I’m a keeper, I know. But I still think it was some good news to have given to him on Father’s day.
Emotional turmoil aside…we’re all doing really well. Lu is too young to grasp the idea of a pregnancy yet but I think she’s taken notice to just how emotional I’ve been lately…on top of the weight gain, I’m carrying pretty big for this early on lol. She pats my belly despite having no clue of what’s actually happening and I think its adorable. The Goober is all good, we had an ultrasound already (of which I almost passed out at) and everything is growing as it should, they’re on track to making a healthy entrance into the world. And Mooshie and I are still….processing, excitedly processing. I love them already…but I still haven’t quite processed that I will no longer be only Lu’s dad. If you couldn’t guess this pregnancy was not planned, so, now I’m just like ‘Woah, more than one kid…that’s uncharted territory’ and I’m not sure that I’ll process it fully until they get here. But for now, that’s okay, what matters is that they are loved and cared for by the time they make their arrival, and I know they will be considering all the love I have in my heart for them already.
I won’t bore you with one of those log things, that’s what my pregnancy app is for, but I will say this first trimester has been rough. I’m happy to kiss it goodbye and hopefully start to enjoy this pregnancy a little more than I have been.
01. like a ghost that’s been missing its life, silent words in my mouth, yeah, they want to scream out / 02. oh I’m just a girl, my apologies, what I’ve become is so burdensome / 03. this is the only way I know myself, from here to here, and sometimes from here to here / 04. I’m not ready to make nice, I’m not ready to back down, I’m still mad as hell / 05. you don’t want me to look at you for you will turn to stone, you don’t want me to hurt you / 06. got my armor, and I got my gun, I told you not to call me hun / 07. you will know me by the scars I bear / 08. no one’s gonna save me, the damage has been done I’m righting all the wrongs, I’m relentless like you made me / 09. and it’s hard to dance with the devil on your back, so shake him off