our ship is the best

anonymous asked:

I'm new to this ship. So I kind of wonder why Dinah is the captain? Did she ever confirm Camren?

Let me introduce you to our wonderful captain Dinah Jane

Her run for the position of Captain started in 2013 with this tweet:

She was then officially elected Captain of the ship after this wonderful twitter exchange with Lauren’s boyfriend at the time :

Like the wonderful Captain that she is, Dinah knows about Camren’s finest literature and has read “Trials and Tribulations” :

Of course over the years our Captain has been keeping the ship afloat by bringing our babies closer and obviously keeping the secret (as best as she could 😂 )  :

She also gave us one of the biggest Camren proof that ever was, the famous Camren cuddling snapchat:

She herself confirmed her status as Captain many times :


It was also confirmed by co-captain Chelsea Briggs :

Talking about our wonderful co-captain, let me introduce you to her as well

She was elected co-captain after two events, the first, this interview where she shamelessly busted two Camren shippers :

And of course that famous red carpet interview where she had the balls to ask Camila and Lauren directly about Camren (bless her) :

After that Chelsea has been a consistent amazing co-captain when Dinah couldn’t navigate the ship (for obvious reasons), because Chelsea is a Camren shipper and she’s not afraid to show it :

Anyhooo, our wonderful Captains have been running this ship for years now, and we can all agree on one thing : 

In hogwarts guys can’t enter girls dorms bc the stairs turns into some slide for them or smth right? Well Imagine

A trans boy sliding of and then really realising

A trans girl being able to walk the stairs and everyone else just …

A genderfluid person sliding of and their friend goes “it’s one of those days huh”

An agender person and the stairs to the boys dorm turns into a slide too so they’re stuck in the common room

Thank you @jk-destroyed-our-best-gay-ships for coming up with the last one

I want to rp w someone that will be so invested in our ship/rp that we eventually become rp best friends and talk every day and not only talk abt our thread but abt our actual lives and all that fun stuff u know ?? is that just me ?? or ?????

when humans have diplomatic interaction with their allies, all talks and speeches are conducted aboard one of our Star Destroyers. A smaller one, to be sure. The diplomatic envoys are received with full honours and treated like the very special guests they are: the Commander himself graciously gives them the use of his own cabin (a baffling tradition… why not just set up separate quarters? still, this custom is meant to honor the guests, so no one complains). 

of course the guests are given an entertaining tour of the ship if they have never seen one: weaponry, practice drills, safety systems, mess halls, everything of importance. 

the guests are impressed on how ready the human crew is to respond to any emergency, the weaponry is truly amazing, and they are shocked at the ability shown by the X-Wings pilots. 

when the talks and negotiations start, humans do everything to make their guests comfortable, providing refreshments and comfortable seats, and they are all in this very nice room situated on the command deck, with a staggering view of the mighty ship… ah, we’re so proud of our Sun Tzu! There’s no other race who can make such a ship! it’s not even one of our best or biggest, you should see the flagship, the HSS (Human SpaceShip) Jedi Star Destroyer… 

there’s almost never need for humans to resort to threats, nor anyone dares to formulate them. 

anonymous asked:

is will x hannibal canon? like, i want to watch it but i'm sick of queerbaiting

Yes, they’re canon, though perhaps not in the conventional way most would expect. There’s no sexual component to their relationship (yet–it seems like a pretty natural progression of things, though, IMO), but there is burning intimacy there, and affection, and desire, and obsession, most of which transcends mere subtext. 

Even if you take the possibility of sex entirely out of the equation, Will and Hannibal still, without a single iota of doubt, love each other to an unthinkable degree. Bryan Fuller, the showrunner, has openly admitted to them being attracted to one another (though not necessarily sexually) and has been overwhelmingly vocal about the romantic evolution of their relationship. 

Just keep in mind that it’s a very slow burn, in large part because of the dark and complex nature of their relationship, and while Will and Hannibal do see other people–singularly women–throughout the series, they are unquestionably endgame. 

The OUAT fandom
  • Swan Queen shippers: So, we ship Swan Queen. Isn't it an awesome, beautiful ship? Too bad the writers are still queerbaiting.
  • Rumbelle shippers: We feel you. They screwed up our ship too. We see the chemistry btw.
  • Outlaw Queen shippers: We totally respect Swan Queen, but we ship Outlaw Queen. It was nice to see Regina happy for a change. But, yeah, one of them is dead so that sucks.
  • Swanfire shippers: Sorry you guys have to go through that, our second half also died and we still miss him. :( Most of us now ship Emma/happiness, so we're with you, Swan Queeners!!
  • Snowing shippers: Hey y'all, we just want to send you some love, our ship isn't handled in the best possible way either, but at least they are both alive and canonically true love.
  • Swan Queen shippers: Group hug!!
  • *Rumbelle, Outlaw Queen, Swanfire and Snowing shippers join in for the hug*
  • CSers: HA!!!!!!!!!! Your ships all suck. So glad Neal is dead, Rumbelle and Snowing only steal screen time from Killy the saint and ew.. two women as mothers of a child and lovers? It's a family show for God's sake! NOW BOW DOWN TO THE GLORIOUS ONE AND ONLY SHIP!!!!

csgr  asked:

Hell I can't wait for a new fic come out. I just feel like I've read every possible bughead story on tumblr 😂. (maybe you could recommend some good ones..?) I'm still trying to cope with the end of the season... ☹️ All the love to you 💕 *goes and puts on believer on max volume*

Thanks, love! I know exactly what you mean, I can’t believe we’ve barely made it through one weekend and we’re like… now what.

For fics, anything by @believe-that-you-can-my-friend, @betsforsythetrash, @peacelovebughead, @juggieheadcoopers, @lusterrdust, @gellbellshead, @bugheadotp and @bughead4days is wonderful, go raid their tags! 

And then if you wanna check out some others on AO3, ones I have bookmarked currently are:

I’ll Wait for You by @a-girl-named-whiskey

Chiaroscuro by @formergirlwonder

Lost and Found by @lusterrdust

The Stacks by @malmo722

Do You Believe in Fate by @jennimisk

Fall in Light by sylwrites

They are all so incredibly wonderful and I’m so excited when each and every one is updated, all these writers are insanely talented and just making our ship ten times better with every word they share!

(also @jandjsalmon is the best at fic recs so check her out!)

Hogwart aesthetic, request by my adorable and lovely @timeywimeyravenclaw, also knwon as @jk-destroyed-our-best-gay-ships, I hope you’ll like it <3

A Night Out

Cho Chang was sipping her Martini in the corner of the café. “I love this place. Never thought I’d say this but Blaise Zabini made a fantastic and much needed safe space. It has a much better vibe than most wizarding pubs.”

Though ‘The Liar’ had more muggle than magical customers, the concealment charms were done so well witches and wizard could walk and talk freely without any risk of exposure. There was even an enchantment in place to notify magical folk if someone knew about the wizarding world or not, making it a lot easier to flirt without falling on your face, which was useful since this was the only place in Britain where queer witches and wizards could try to court muggles or each other without the risk of being outed.

If you didn’t have someone’s permission to mention they were queer to people outside of the pub, then you couldn’t bring it up. It was physically impossible, a trick Draco Malfoy had learned during his career as death eater. Every time he woke up because of a nightmare, bathing in cold sweat, he thought about how he’d used his teenage mistakes to create a safe place for lgbt people like him with one of Voldemort’s favorite spells, and then he could relax again.

“I agree. In most pubs everyone keeps looking at me like ‘Oh, there’s the bitch that abandoned our saviour, how dare she show her face in public.’ Like, have they ever even thought that there might have been a reason I left Harry that wasn’t self-centered and awful?” Ginny took a sip of her wiskey. Since she’d become a mom free nights like this had become way to sparse for her liking, so she made good use of them when the opportunity presented itself.

Cho nodded in agreement. “Last week I was at the leaky cauldron, and some middle aged wizard actually came up to me, saying 'I’m so sorry for your loss, Cedric was a wonderful and gifted boy’, like, yes I miss him, but am I supposed to mourn about him 24/7? Am I not allowed to smile and be happy? It’s not that I don’t care about his death but it’s been fifteen years! I never opted to be the national face of mourning lovers!” She chucked back her drink and let out a frustrated sigh.

“Anyone need a refill?” Oh, if her mother could see her now. Molly would jump out of her skin.

“Evening Malfoy, haven’t seen you here in ages. And a vodka tonic since you’re asking.”

“Pans, get us some shots will you?” Malfoy sat down next to Ginny with a dramatic sigh.“That ex-husband of yours will be the death of me Weasley, I swear to Merlin.”

“Don’t offer drinks if you’re not getting them yourself, you idiot.” But Pansy went to fetch them anyway. She knew how tired and worn out Draco’s job made him, and his nights off were even more scarce than Ginny’s.

“Sorry love, tough day at work. Can’t be bothered.” He let his head rest on Ginny’s shoulder. Only three years ago they’d met for the first time since the war, but with both of them being recently divorced and queer in a homophobic society they had gotten over their differences quicker than expected.

“Not introducing me now, are we? How rude.” A tall blue haired woman in a tailored red suit approached their table.

“Ginny, Cho, meet Gabrielle. Gabrielle, meet Ginny and Cho. She’s the new Hogwarts nurse and a pain in the butt. Wouldn’t get too cozy with her.”

Ginny didn’t respond. The hair, the combat boots, the long row of piercings in her left ear, the suit. This was her. This was her dream girl. Damn.

The woman unapologetically moved first over Draco and then over Ginny, flopping down in the corner of the booth. Pansy came back with a tray full of vodka shots and began a rapid conversation in Chinese with Cho. Judging by the tone of her voice it was gossip.

Normally Ginny hated it when they locked her out of conversations like that, but the impression of the clad-in-red ass was too fresh in her memory, rendering her unable to think of anything but that. Anything but butt.

“Well Gin. Long time no see eh? Last time we met was at my sister’s wedding I think?” Ginny looked at her with new eyes. Of course. That Gabrielle. Gabrielle Delacour. She hadn’t recognized her since she now had short hair and a lean, mature body.

“Je crois que tu as réduit Ginny au silence, Gab. Félicitations, ça n'était jamais arrivé avant, même quand elle m'a vu avec Pansy dans un bar gay à Paris.” Noted Draco.

“Honnêtement, avec un corps pareil je me fiche pas mal de son silence.” Gabrielle let her eyes roam the redhead’s body for a bit, before downing her first shot and extending her hand.

“I believe new introductions are in order. It has been way too long since that wedding.” Stunned, Ginny shook her hand. There was a firm grip from both parties despite the fact that Ginny felt like she could die right there on the spot. She’d thought Fleur was beautiful, but the suit and bright blue hair dye of her sister made her feel things she’d never experienced before. Things she didn’t even know she could feel. Damn.

After another round of shots Ginny could still only listen to the woman sitting next to her, still a bit too dazed to form a full sentence. It was probably the veela blood in her veins. It had to be.

“While Ginny’s still searching for her tongue, I have to ask Draco, how exactly is Harry going to be the death of you?” Cho was usually the quieter one, but she’d downed a few drinks and could now almost outdo Pansy when it came to gossip. They were a good couple, Chang and Parkinson.

“How not is a better question. He came into my classroom three times before lunch, three times! I think even my least intelligent students are starting to notice how often their defence professor has potion related questions now. I even confiscated a betting list. Three sickels if 'Drarry’ becomes 'canon’ before the end of the year.” Draco stressed Drarry and canon with greatly exaggerated air bunnies. “I don’t even know what canon means, but if I guessed it right about half of my sixth years are going to lose some serious money if me and that idiot don’t snog before June.”

“Oh quit your whining Draco, it’s not like you don’t want 'Drarry’ to be 'canon’ or something.” Gabrielle grinned at him, looking way to smug for Draco’s liking.

He let out a deep sigh. Yes, of course he wanted to snog Potter senseless sometimes, but the messy haired man didn’t seem to grasp the seriousness of the situation. The school board already wasn’t happy with Draco as a head of House and potions professor, and turning the saviour into an unnatural, disgusting homofile could very well be the last nail in his coffin. Even if he was the only Slytherin teacher and the snakes would therefore be left without guidance if he was fired.

The needs of his students were much more important than his need to be loved. Need to be loved, ulgh. Since when did I become so sappy? Sappy for Potter of all people.

“I think Harry knows exactly what he’s doing. Or not exactly, obviously. I mean we’re still talking about Harry here, but he knows the complications of a possible relationship. He wants to use his fame for something good, something noble.” Ginny had found her tongue back, apparently. She’d also made quick use of the situation when Draco lifted his head off her shoulder by leaning into Gabrielle. Inch by inch they were drifting more towards each other, like slow working magnets.

So you’re saying he just wants to fuck me to make wizarding Britain less homophobic? Should’ve seen that one coming.”

“Draco! Don’t say stuff like that! If Harry is really going to use you I will personally knock him of his high horse and tell him he can’t treat people that way. But I won’t have to because he’s genuinely interested, and he doesn’t use people. That’s just not how he is. Get over it Malfoy, you just turned into a lovable person.” Ginny looked at him with fire in her eyes. Try to disagree with me and I will fight you, they seemed to say.

“Drarry? Is that how the kids are calling it these days?” Gabrielle snorted, removing the sudden serious atmosphere out of the conversation. “I’m sure I could think of a better couple name for the two of you.”

Draco muttered something that sounded like ‘This is exactly why I didn’t want to bring Gabrielle with me’, but other than that he responded by dropping his head on the table with a loud thud.

“Ah, look! He’s embarrassed!” Ginny upright laughed at him while slamming her hand on the table. Smooth as fuck Gabrielle “supported” Ginny’s laughter by putting an arm around her muscled waist.

“What about Malpot?”

“Or Potfoy!”

Suddenly Pansy grew serious. “Guys. Guys. Guys. Hear this. Harky.” Cho nearly choked on her drink.

“No, no, no, no, no. Listen. It should totally be Draky.”

“Aaaand…. I’m leaving.” Draco got to his feet and dramatically swung his cloak over his shoulder. “At least Harry and I have a ship name that sound better than Gabinny.”

“Oi! At least Ginny and I do more than awkwardly talk about potions.” Gabrielle put another arm around Ginny’s waist and pulled her on her lap. “Can’t say that about you two.”

“Can’t say what about who?”

Draco turned on the spot.

And was met with a pair of emerald green eyes.


Translation of the french lines (provided by the lovely @jk-destroyed-our-best-gay-ships ):

“I think you rendered Gin speechless Gab. Congratulations, that has never happened before, not even when she first saw pansy and me in that Gay club in Paris.”

“Well, with a body like that I sure don’t mind her silent to be honest”

This one shot is for @sappypotter because she was feeling down. Hope things get better soon!

Dear, Bamily 

We just wanted to take the time out to thank everyone in the bamon fandom, it’s been a series of lows and highs over the past 8 years but we managed to stick together, support bamon and get them places most canon ships haven’t. We were nominated twice for a teen choice and once for MTV ship of the year and runner up in zimbo march madness in 2016. We have actors that love and support our ship despite TPTB advising them against it and that’s something we should all be happy and proud of. We remained loyal and with the help of the most creative side of the tvd fandom we were able to bring bamon to life in the way we WANT to. Everyone from our giffers, vidders, artists, editors and writers I can’t say enough how much we appreciate everything you gave and will continue to give us when tvd ends forever.

 We also wish the actors of our ship Kat Graham & Ian Somerhalder the best of luck in all of their future endeavors and THANK YOU for bamon!

Fleur and Sirius‘ conversation

Sirius : Au fait, comment va Bill ? Sa blessure n'a pas trop affecté sa vie ?

Fleur : Non non, ça va. Il aime juste sa viande bien saignante, voir en tartare si possible. Et puis… Ca lui donne un charme, sa cicatrice.                

Sirius, smiling : Je te comprends tellement ! Mais Remus ne veut jamais me croire quand je lui dis que ses cicatrices le rendent… Irrésistible. Oh, d'ailleurs, il est toujours le même au lit ou…?              

Fleur, blushing a bit : Il est un peu plus… Puissant…? Mais ça ne me déplaît pas…                

Sirius, giggling : Tu adores ça oui ! Remus devient plus dur et brutal juste avant les pleines lunes, et… Ca rend tout magique, sérieusement. Il me mord et me torture tellement bien….                

Remus, lost : What are they talking about ? I hear my name a lot…                

Bill, sighing : I don’t know, and I don’t really wanna know….                

Fleur and Sirius, exchanging a knowing look : It’s nothing !


That’s for @captofthesswolfstar who gave me the idea thanks to a post, but also for @jk-destroyed-our-best-gay-ships because I know she’ll understand !

And to @justanothernerdyroleplayer, @xxkatygirliexx and @potterheadbbc for their love <3

Translation :

Sirius : By the way, how’s Bill ? His wound didn’t affect his life too much ?

Fleur : No no, it’s okay. He just likes his meat blody, or in tartare if possible. And… It gives him some charm, his scar.                

Sirius, smiling : I feel you so much ! But Remus never trust me when I tell him his scars make him… Irresistible. Oh, thinking of that, he’s still the same in bed or…?              

Fleur, blushing a bit : He’s a bit more… Strong…? But I don’t dislike it….       

Sirius, giggling : I bet you love it ! Remus becomes rougher and more violent just before full moons, and…. It makes everything magical, seriously. He bites and tortures me so good….      

Edit : Amazing RP of it here, by my potato sibling PJ !

Happy (belated) Valentine’s Day! Okay, since the br thing was a flop (lmao) I decided to just do a follow forever thing. This’ll include all the blogs I follow, with my mutuals bolded, my favourite blogs italicized, and my favourite mutuals will be italicized and bolded. If I forgot anyone, just shoot me a message or an ask and I’ll make sure to add you immediately :)

Special Thanks:

@thepeculiaroutsider: Omg Jules, you were one of the first blogs I followed and one of the first good friends I’ve made on this site. You’ve helped me throughout the process of this blog, and also dealt with my dorky stuff and problems. Love youu <3

@ailecpaint: Ce!!! You’re such a sweetheart, and you’ve been with me for a long time. You’re one the best people on this site and deserve all the good in this world!

@newtscamandersniffler: Lisaaaaaa! Where should I start? Again, you were one of the first blogs I ever followed, and I’ve always aspired to, well, be you. You’re so kind and amazing, and I hope we can meet in the future to go the museum and the theme park you told me about xD Have a great day!

@mademoisellepeculiar: Dude, I absolutely love talking to you! Your writing is seriously amazing, and it’s a pleasure to help you with it :) Have an awesome day!

@vorona-raven: Okay, Mary, you’re actually one of the nicest and sweetest people I’ve ever met. You’re wonderful like omg! I hope you achieve your dreams, and have an amazing day!!

@azure-the-princess: Alexa, you’re one of the best people I’ve ever met. I absolutely love talking to you, and even if you don’t know it, you’ve helped me so much!! Have a wonderful day :)

Everyone else under the cut!

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Life Is Strange

so me and my boyfriend are playing Life Is Strange on his PS4 and I mentioned it being kind of popular lesbian stuff and he just looked at me all confused like: whaat what lesbian there are none… wait you mean Chloe and Max… they are friends..umm but they are cute…ummmmmm I don’t know Kate.

*3 hours later*

Chloe: If you’re hardcore then kiss me Max 
choice one: Kiss Chloe                      
choice two: don’t kiss Chloe

me: ooooh yeeesss finally
boyfriend looks at me grinning while I laugh and try to steal the controller from him: ooooooooookaaay you were right *he himself hits option one* 

both: awwwwwwwwwww 
both: 

Originally posted by goldenfluffy

One day, one rhyme- Day 1145

Welcome aboard Galactic Cruiselines!
We’ll take you to the stars,
Visit the rocky moon mountains
And the deserts of Mars!
Admire the calm, blue Neptune skies,
Picnic on Saturns rings,
Watch Mercurian volcanoes
From our ships grand hot springs.
Our very own galactic guide
Will show you the best spots
To count all of Jupiters moons,
Spoiler alert: there’s lots!
Explore Venusian cuisine
And Plutonian wine,
Taste our Ice Giant gelato-
Uranus made, its fine.
Excitement, learning, fun and food
All of which we allot
For one single record low price
Of everything you’ve got.

(Today’s rhyme was inspired by a conversation with the very lovely Shikha @sonador-reveur about world and space travel😁)

My boss is starting to get worried about how many orders we’re declining because we’re out of shipping supplies and I get it: our workload is based on performance. If we consistently do less than a certain percentage of orders, they remove the shipping operations from our store. 

And I told her that I’ll do the best that we can, but she’s got anxiety worse than I do and was trying to get me to worry more about it. She’s not… a pleasant person when she’s in this state of mind. 

“If that happens, you’ll be out of a job.”

This was when I made a realization:

The threat of losing my job does not scare me anymore.

 If I lose this position, I will find another one. If I lose that position, I will find another one. If my position becomes replaced by a robot, then I will maintain the robots. If I’m not good at maintaining robots, I will find something else. 

The threat of joblessness used to scare me. 

It doesn’t anymore. 

let’s just put it out there before i say anything, PAY NO HEED TO THIS SHITTY GRAPHIC OKAY. and i know i haven’t been very active this last week but that’s because life has been slapping me in the face.

so it’s been two years TO THE DAY and one blog move later, but holli is still here???? i can’t even fully comprehend that fact. that’s just…. WOW. it’s wow. i jump around from blog to blog rather regularly so i never really thought holli was going to stick like she has. but i’m rather glad she did. i’ve met so many cool people. i’ve put up with some weird ass drama on my ride here as well. but, in the great expanse of it all, i feel like i’ve grown a lot as a writer and as a person because of it. does that make sense? gosh, i hope so. anyway, prepare for the sap fest that’s coming up. because, shit. it’s super sappy.

also i may have forgotten some people, because it feels like i have. but PLEASE know. if you’re seeing this at all, know i appreciate you and love you. thank you for being here ! <3 <3

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just a warning: there WILL be negative and anti posts in the karamelaw tag, there has been an anti week made and they’re using our tag, so i have a couple of tips to stay positive through this all, which is what this week was meant to be

1) block, block and then block again. if you feel like you can go through the tag, then just block the people using the tag negatively! you’ll feel so much better not seeing the posts

2) don’t go through the tag at all, we will be reblogging every positive karamelaw post we see in the tag onto this blog, so if you feel you’re not up to seeing the hate in order to block it, then just keep checking this blog, that way you know you can still see the posts without having to see the negative ones

I’m so sorry that this is happening, we made this week to spread positivity for karamel and the shippers, and it was meant to be something so positive and nice, where we felt safe to post and look through the tag, I’m sorry that our tag has been invaded, and wish there was something more we could do about it!

don’t let the antis get what they want, for us to stop posting and supporting our ship, but most of all, do what’s best for you, that’s way more important to us, so if you wanted to participate but don’t feel you can do it because of the hate, then don’t, no one is blaming you for putting yourself first!

stay strong and positive, karamel fam!