our overlords

unabasheddeerking  asked:

watching other people catch up with taz is so satisfying like some people i've roped into it have just sent me something along the lines of 'GRIFFIN!!!!!!!!' and honestly? same. some things in taz just call for an outraged scream in the general direction of texas

Griffin McElroy is our new vore-loving overlord and I welcome him with open arms.

The Signs As Dan And Phil Quotes

Aries:  “I’m holding you back from achieving things in your life by forcing you to sit here and watch this.” /Dan

Taurus:  “I wish I was cool enough to say ‘sup’, but I- I’m not” /Phil

Gemini:  “If I had a house, I’d make all of the windows glass.” /Phil

Cancer:  “Let’s get the hecky heck out of here” /Dan

Leo:  “Fight me, you ceramic bitch.” /Dan

Virgo:  “Don’t trust chinchillas with technology.” /Phil

Libra:  “I’m about as intimidating as a butterfly.” /Dan

Scorpio:   “I’m the living embodiment of ‘it could be worse’.” /Dan

Sagittarius:  “I am just a humble trash can trying to roll my way through life” /Dan

Capricorn: “Google is obviously right all of the time and is our overlord.” /Phil

Aquarius:  “Holy mother of rectangles.” /Dan

Pisces:  ” I feel like a flamingo” /Phil

omfg so they released some new characters for the mlp movie today

ANOTHER TIREK??? THERE’S MORE THAN ONE?????? I GUESS???? are we gonna go full-on lord of the rings up in here because this seems like witch-king shizz up in here

scREAMS THERE’S GONNA BE SEAPONIES FINALLY OMFG AND IT’S KRISTEN CHENOWETH AND SHE’S PERFECT AND A PRINCESS AND I AM IN LOVE AND I AM SO EXCITED I HOPE SHE SINGS

CAT????? PEOPLE??????????? FURRIES??????????????????

but taye diggs is awesome so i accept our new furry overlord

TELL ME THIS DOES NOT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE’S “I’M THE DAUGHTER OF SOMBRA BUT I BROKE OFF MY EVIL HORN SO I COULD BE GUDD :)” EDGELORD OC. but look princess snoots are canon. sea breeze doesn’t have to be mistaken for a man anymore. she’s probably real badass so i am on board with you, edgelord ~*~teMPest raven d’edge ShADow~*~


all and all i am hella hyped. Loving this new art style they’re playing with, too!

AAAAAAAAAA

me: *gasps* *cries softly* my favourite and noblest hero turning evil?? and killing those he cares about?? please no!

me to me: holy hot damn still got that bikini bod eh evil-Optimus is my kink (anyone killing bumblebee is my kink) Optimus could kill me with those thighs and i’d thank him did i mention evil-Optimus is my kink
#shame me but ya can’t blame me
# i for one welcome our new handsome beeslaying overlord(TM@jessicatheshark​)