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KLANCE FIC REC LIST #1/?

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I know I never make original content but here we have it, a fic rec list from yours truely! I’ll say the rating and give the discription, and my opinion as well. Always check tags before reading! BTW these are not in order at all!!

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Every Colour You See

“Lance always wanted to be an artist. But after a car accident, he’s left with a rare disorder called monochromacy; making him unable to see any colour.
Keith is a rebellious foster kid with a photographic memory and a passion for drawing, making safe places in his art, pieced together through photos in his mind…”

Rating: Teen and Up, 13 Ch; 39K words, Ongoing TW: violence, panic attacks, car accidents, PTSD, check tags on work before reading.

My opinion: From whats there so far, it’s full of support for each other and full of equal panic and angst so read carefully.

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Not That Bad

“…College AU featuring coffee shops, silly rivalries, motorcycles, arcade games, friendships, and lots of warm, fluffy feelings that are both confusing and delightful all at the same time.”

Rating: Mature, 12 Ch; 68K words, complete TW: anxiety attacks

My Opinion: This whole work is amazing, it’s well written and it had motercycle Keith who doesn’t want that. Keith is shy, unrelated to Voltron, but the author made it work very well!

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On Thin Ice

“…This multi-chapter fic chronicles the lives of a hockey player named Keith who gets forcibly enlisted into figure skating lessons by his brother, Shiro, to “work on his footwork”. There he meets a pompous - yet talented - figure skater named Lance and gets swept away by both the sport and the skater.” 

Rating: Mature, 9 (long) Ch; 150K words, Ongoing TW: anxiety attacks, SLOWBURN

My Opinion: I can not get enough of this fic, it has me waiting for the next update with antcipation at all times of the day, do not read if you care about social life. It’s so well written that lance feels tangible tbh. You get sassy interactions and a deep backstory that’s been yet to be released, although I have some ideas…

ALSO: Please go check out @soottea and @wardenalistair the former being an offical artist and co auther to the later, they are amazing and answer questions and are just generally lovely people! you can look through the tag OTI on my tumblr for some art!

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Never Saw You Coming

“Three months in space on his own would have been fine. Three months in space with Lance McClain is a whole other fucking story.”

Rating: Mature, 1 (long) Ch; 47K words, Complete TW: anxiety attacks, Mental Torture, Slurs 

My Opinion: This fic was super sharp and harsh on Keith’s side of things, and it stays constant as you read through up until the very (very) end where everything falls into place and it all becomes soft. I love klance *swoons*

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What are you willing to do?

“They fuck in the Red Lion.”

Rating: Mature, 1 Ch;4K words, Complete 

My Opinion: It’s the discription tbh nothing aside from it, read the tags :*

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Don’t Break Connection, Baby

“Keith works part-time as a phone sex operator and receives a prank call from Lance. This does not go as planned for Lance. Thus begins the adventure of our dear sweet goofball continuing to call Keith to fuck with him (but not like fuck fuck with him…at least not yet)…”

Rating: Mature, 10 Ch; 38K words, Complete no major warnings but read the tags

My Opinion: This is so good, it has more plot than I expected and it’s actually super sweet. Keith does the hair thing and Lance falls for it as much as I do.

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Dirty Laundry

“Lance makes the mistake of telling his Mom he has a boyfriend coming home with him for Christmas. Keith makes the mistake of agreeing to be Lance’s ‘fake boyfriend’.” 

Rating: Mature, 9 Ch; 85K words TW: Homophobic slurs, Anxiety, Violence 

My Opinion: SO GOOD, it moves at the perfect pace and you can watch them fall in love from miles away. It is amazing and theres so many times where it hurts to continue reading but you do anyway~

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call me, beep me

“(00:31) Do you think she gave me the wrong number on purpose?
(00:31) Or was it a genuine mistake?
(00:32) Like maybe she writes funny and I misread it?
(00:32) Some of the numbers do look a little dodgy…
(00:33) Cause, you know, her threes could very easily be poorly formed eights? And maybe she writes her sevens like her ones?
(00:45) What
(00:46) The
(00:46) Fuck???
(00:47) Oh good, you are awake! “

Rating: General Audience, 10 Ch; 85K words 

My opinion: UgH this is so sweet and I am in love, they’re all in college I think and pidge and hunk are the best wingmen. 

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I bet you look good on the dancefloor

“So like in ‘Step Up’?”


Allura shrugs. “Now that you put it like that - yes. I guess it’s just like in ‘Step Up’.”


The smile that she sends Shiro’s way - followed by a shy wave, eugh - is sickening to say the least, and Lance

still

doesn’t believe in dance camps”

Rating: Teen and Up, 7 Ch; 43K words TW: Shiro is shot, but he lives, 

My opinion: The dance fic everyone needs, and meme lance, pidge, hunk group.

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This is it for now, but I can assure you I’ll be back!! please message me about literally any of these fics, I love to discuss <3

anonymous asked:

Okay but GIVE ME YA BEST SMUT

HERE WE G O (heres my smut tag xx)

Don’t Break Connection, Baby by princedeadend (10/10 | 38,721 | Mature)

Keith works part-time as a phone sex operator and receives a prank call from Lance. This does not go as planned for Lance. Thus begins the adventure of our dear sweet goofball continuing to call Keith to fuck with him (but not like fuck fuck with him…at least not yet). And y'know, eventually having legit conversations with him and getting attached and growing on Keith. Summaries are not my strong point, alright?

(shallura, hunk/shay)

Like Devo by surveycorpsjean (1/1 | 8,371 | Explicit)

As rival jammers, they’re rough, skating around the rink, giving bruises, bloody noses, broken ribs and snapped fingers-

But when the cops show up, Keith grabs his hand and yanks Lance into the storm drain.

And thats how they start dating.

//blood //injury

High Tide by magisterpavus (1/1 | 29,540 | Explicit)

“It’s a gift,” Lance murmured. “I thought you needed something to cheer you up.”

Keith licked his lips, eyes still huge. “What…what’s the gift?”

“Me,” Lance said, and witnessed the shudder that went through Keith’s entire body. “You can do whatever you want to me, for a week.”

Darkiplier’s Manipulation is Rather Easy to Spot

I was rewatching “A Date With Markiplier” and going down the first route I did (which got the Chocolate Ending), and I noticed something. I’m not sure whether or not this was intentional, but I think it’s a nice detail.

Dark always acts more serious than Mark, and it’s actually a pretty big sign of Dark’s manipulation. Just listen to the dialogue that both Marks are saying when you have to shoot one of them at the end of the “FREEDOM” video.

Left (Mark): Shoot him! Shoot him now! You don’t have much time. He’s going to kill everybody! …What’re you talk–? Wh-Why are you even debating this?! Shoot him! Shoot him now! He’s Dark, I’m Mark! You have to trust me, not him! He’s a liar! He’s weird, he’s got weird eyes and all that stuff… Don’t trust him at all! Please, shoot him, now!

Right (Dark): Shoot him! Shoot him, now please! Shoot him right now, please. Shoot him. He needs to die. He is Dark, he’s a bad influence. He takes over everything that you ever loved! Please, shoot him right now! Don’t listen to him. He’s a liar. Please shoot him! He is a bad man, and does bad things to good people. You have to trust me…

Mark has said that Dark is a social manipulator, so Dark wants it to seem like he genuinely cares about you by trying to point out how “Dark” is bad and he needs to die, for your safety of course. Dark also seems a lot more… troubled about the situation, I guess you could say. He’s a pretty good actor, but listen to Mark. Even when trying to convince you to shoot someone, he finds it fit to mention that the other is “weird” and “has weird eyes, and all that stuff…” He also actually mentions you in a way other than saying, “Shoot him!”, which I believe shows he’s actually paying attention to you while Dark isn’t. All this seems rather awkward, compared to the relatively charismatic spiel Dark is giving about the other being a truly bad person, at least. It just seems overdone in analyzation. When you look into it, our awkward goofball is rather easy to spot between the pair.

It’s also interesting to note that in this, Mark seems more concerned about the fact Dark’s going to kill others and use you, while Dark is only concerned that you kill Mark so he can take control. When I did this the first time, I was only watching the movements and saw that Dark was on the left before you looked down, and that the Mark on the right (actually Dark) took off the caution tape, which supposedly “Mark” was wearing when he came in (bless Tyler he barely fit into that suit). Thus, I shot the wrong Mark and doomed myself to eternal damnation with the demon Darkiplier.

Also, as stated in one of the charity livestreams, Dark doesn’t have a shadow. The video annotations popped up before I could even fathom to check something like that that, so
 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ oops. Sorry, Mark.

I believe there’s enough stuff there for evidence, but under the cut I go through the actions of the Chocolate and Vanilla endings that show these behaviours as well, as well as a brief mention of Markiplier TV. (I didn’t want this post to appear too long). If you’re interested, I will see you under the cut!

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blakkats as Mai

fyeahpolarshipping as Joey

my favorite klance fics on ao3 part 3

part 1 / part 2

Erised by RedBluePalatar (TheAuthorGod) 

  • Ratings: Teen And Up Audiences, M/M, Complete Work
  • Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Keith/Lance (Voltron), Allura/Shiro (Voltron), Keith (Voltron), Lance (Voltron), Lance’s Family (Voltron), Shiro (Voltron), Pidge (Voltron), Pidge | Katie Holt, Hunk (Voltron), Mirror of Erised au, not harry potter tho, just a glimpse into a possible future, BUT NOT SLAV, uh… this isn’t helping, Klance married with kids, visions of earth, Pining, Mutual Pining, Gender-Neutral Pronouns for Pidge | Katie Holt

“EDIT: Chapter 3 is now up!!!

It was the smile that really did Lance in. While Lance could deal with hot, older Keith, he was having trouble with the happiness that was so visible on his face, his stature. He was relaxed and bright. Suddenly, Lance couldn’t imagine Keith without it. Keith scooped up the boy in the overalls from Lance’s grasp and up onto his hip.The boy giggled, and, just as Lance had just known before, through his giggling, the boy gasped out, “Daddy, stop!”Another migration wave of butterflies flew through Lance’s stomach into his chest.  Was this… was it what he thought it was?“ 

caught up (in you) by battleshidge (Amiria_Raven)

  • Ratings: Teen And Up Audiences, M/M, Complete Work
  • Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Keith/Lance (Voltron), Keith (Voltron), Lance (Voltron), Makeouts, literally this fic was just written for the makeouts, Kissing, Boys Kissing, Lots of kissing ,Present Tense, it all started with a bet, but in the end neither one cares about the bet, what are tags    

“Lance allows himself to be led, following Keith’s quick pace with eager steps and a racing heart.”

Is This Okay? by baekinator     

  • Ratings: Teen And Up Audiences, M/M, Major Character Death, Complete Work
  • Tags: Major Character Death, Keith/Lance (Voltron), Lance (Voltron), Keith (Voltron), Allura (Voltron), Coran (Voltron), Alternate Universe - Soulmates, ??? - Freeform, Reincarnation, Author!Lance, Fan!Keith, Psychic!Allura, basically fluff, a lot of fluff, and one sad part, major character death in the past  

“Lance dreams of the past and decides to publish a series of novels based on those dreams. At the final book signing he opens to the title page of a fan’s copy to see “I’m sorry I took so long” written.”    

And Then It Hit Him by princevince

  • Ratings: Teen And Up Audiences, M/M, Complete Work
  • Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Keith/Lance (Voltron), Lance (Voltron), Keith (Voltron), Shiro (Voltron), Allura (Voltron), Pidge (Voltron), Hunk (Voltron), Coran (Voltron), Galra Keith, Post-Canon, First Kiss  

“Team Voltron is back together after being separated in the wormhole. They all learned a lot about themselves. About each other. Some…more than others. It’s hard to take it all in, even after time has passed. But you don’t always have to take it all alone.”    

Like Devo by surveycorpsjean 

  • Ratings: Explicit, M/M, Complete Work
  • Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Keith/Lance (Voltron), Lance (Voltron), Keith (Voltron), Roller Derby, Blood and Injury, Pool Sex, Fluff and Smut

“As rival jammers, they’re rough, skating around the rink, giving bruises, bloody noses, broken ribs and snapped fingers-

But when the cops show up, Keith grabs his hand and yanks Lance into the storm drain.

And thats how they start dating.“

Don’t Break Connection, Baby by princedeadend                

  • Ratings: Mature, M/M, Complete Work
  • Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Keith/Lance (Voltron), Allura/Shiro (Voltron), Hunk/Shay (Voltron), Keith (Voltron), Lance (Voltron), Pidge (Voltron), Shiro (Voltron), Hunk (Voltron), Allura (Voltron), Shay (Voltron), Phone Sex, Swearing, Slow Burn, Mutual Pining, Second-Hand Embarrassment, Masturbation, Blow Jobs, Foot Job mention? Is that something you tag?, Anal Fingering, Rimming, Smut, Butt Plugs, I don’t know why I tagged this as a slow burn, it’s more like a…not very fast burn       

“Keith works part-time as a phone sex operator and receives a prank call from Lance. This does not go as planned for Lance. Thus begins the adventure of our dear sweet goofball continuing to call Keith to fuck with him (but not like fuck fuck with him…at least not yet). And y'know, eventually having legit conversations with him and getting attached and growing on Keith. Summaries are not my strong point, alright?

aka the phone sex operator fic no one asked for

EDIT: NOW WITH ALL THE ART PEOPLE HAVE LOVINGLY CRAFTED WITH THEIR TALENT AND ENERGY AND TIME. GOD BLESS ARTISTS.“

emeraldinkling  asked:

Out of the ones you'll be translating will you be doing the Osomatsu and Jyushimatsu stretching skit by chance? Or is it secret which ones you'll be doing?

Hehe it’s a secret, of course~ 👀


But more seriously, this one won’t be the one i’ll be translating in the first CD of the series. If you want a basic summary, though, here it is:


Osomatsu-san Nandemonai Kanji drama CD1 - the “massage” track:

• Jūshimatsu is learning by himself Shogi’s rules.

• Osomatsu barges in & asks for a massage from our goofball who’s happy about that, mishearing first “Shogi” instead (i feel like he was so concentrated on learning Shogi’s rules he just-… well he’s excited in playing it again! 😂 But enough of derailing from there)

• Osomatsu is on his belly, Jūshimatsu asking if he wants him to massage his back. He does it, Osomatsu feels good & asks for more strength put into it…

• … to the point it alarms Jūshimatsu, increasing it more and more to Osomatsu’s pleading. (”Jūshimatsu… STOP IT…!” “WE STOP?!” “N-NO, DON’T STOP!” “WHICH IS IT?!” “PLEASE CONTINUE… MORE! Because it feels good…!!) Until you could hear something crack (like a bone).

• Jūshimatsu is worried but it was for a short while, Osomatsu faking his death from his little brother’s hands, finding that amusing to worry him (like a little joke, you know?). But like you’d imagine, the boy isn’t pleased at all and doesn’t want to continue massaging him.

• Osomatsu wants more and asks until Jūshimatsu ceases to pout (it was adorable ♥). Though, he is still afraid of killing his big brother who promises he won’t do it again.

• They continue their little thing but Osomatsu is literally crying painfully Jūshimatsu’s name… and then you hear a cracking sound like before.

• Jūshimatsu suspects it’s another bad joke & doesn’t buy it so he’s just a bit upset and asks for Osomatsu to stop but… he doesn’t respond. At all.

• Then, Choromatsu enters the room and asks what all this fuss is all about and… yes Jūshimatsu doesn’t want him to see Osomatsu dead so he answers quickly Choromatsu’s worried interrogations and succeeds in making him leave.

• Osomatsu who’s not dead like you would all expect laughs, amused by the little scene that just happened. Though he assures his little brother he’s fine (”Look, Jūshimatsu! ‘m fine, ‘m fine!”)…

• … but this time… Jūshimatsu is NOT pleased and will kill their eldest with all his strenght (just like he did with Ichimatsu in that one mini-skit in the Edo period skit), punishing him for worrying him like that.

• This time, Osomatsu’s actually dead and Jūshimatsu let him be like that, attracting Choromatsu’s attention who’s a bit pissed by all the fuss again. Though he sees now a devasted room and… the corpse of his big brother.

• “O-Osomatsu-niisan?! … he’s dead.”

I hope it was a good summary for you and that you understood a bit more this track, @emeraldinkling! ✨

Jacob Frye Lovers, do read!

I’m aware a new AC game will come out and all that good stuff, but no worries. For those die-hard hardcore Jacob Frye lovers out there, this blog will FOREVER remain loyal to our sweet English Assassin. I know that by now Tumblr, and to many reading this, the hype of Origins is catching up and soon all I will see in fellow AC blogs will be nothing but Egypt here and Bayek there. But if you must know, updates on things related to our stylish goofball will always be found here and as much as perhaps the Frye twins, along with the rest of the Assassins for that matter, will go on a vacation while Origins gets released, just remember that this will remain Jacob Frye territory only. I know this may sound dramatic and cheesy but it’s a friendly reminder to those Jacob fans because you and I…yes…YOU will start panicking that he will become a thing of the past. NEVER! Now, you may continue to scroll along this post and rest well at night knowing someone here will have your daily dose of Jacob ready for you. Also, I got you @lllmissfryelll! One-shots and more will be updated there too for Jacob Frye writing so let us hope us JF lovers remain strong as the huge wave of the Origins excitement comes our way! 😙
Sincerely,
A forever loyal fan to Jacob Frye
Tagging: @stories-of-an-assassin, @jenshepard, @thepandadrawer, @lillsunx, @muffin-princess, @nacre-spring and other lovers out there!

BTS SCENARIO

Scenario : The boys reactions to seeing you (a cute girl) out and about wearing BTS merch. +

Originally posted by apgujeon

Seokjin : This cutie would probably have to do a double take to make sure it was a BTS shirt you were displaying. Once he realized it was infact a BTS shirt, he’d giggle and point you out to his members. He’d probably walk up to you asking if you know BTS, making you instantly turn around and squeel at the site of our Pink Princess in front of you .

Originally posted by jalapeno-kpoppers

Min Yoongi : D boy here would notice you wearing their merch almost instantly but wouldn’t make a big fuss about it. Once you crossed paths, he’d point at you saying “nice” and give you a gummy smile as he slowly passed you by. You left behind trying pick your jaw up from the floor after realizing Yoongi from BTS noticed you. 

Originally posted by jjks

Hoseok : This sweetie pie would nearly lose his shit at the site of a cute girl wearing his groups merch. He’d act like a straight fool hoping you noticed he was there. The second you turned around to the sound of him saying “my heartu”, he’d pretend to faint at the site of your beauty and point out that you were wearing their merch making you giggle earning him your number. 

Originally posted by baebsaes

Namjoon : This soulful cutie would notice your beautiful face before he noticed you were wearing merch for his group. He’d point you out to his fellow members and as soon as your shirt was visible he’d lose it and start hiding behind his hands giggling. “Aish, not only is she beautiful but she’s an ARMY!” He’d squeel whilst his dimples were now more prominent then before. I feel like Joonie would be to shy to approach you and would just stare from a distance admiring his beautiful fan. 

Originally posted by doitforjibooty

Jimin : This fluffball would notice you instantly. He’d be to shy to approach you or make it obvious that he was looking your way. He’d just smile and admire that a beauitful girl was wearing his merch and would hide anytime he saw you turning around, but you can bet you’d be on his mind the remainder of the day, regretting the fact that he never asked for your number. 

Originally posted by jeonjam

TaeTae : Aw, our precious little goofball! He wouldn’t be able to keep his eyes off you. The second he saw you, you had his attention. He’d do anything and everything possible to make you realize he was there and that he noticed you were wearing his merch. He’d come up behind you suprising you with a sudden “hello” causing you to jump, you instantly freezing the moment you processed that Tae from BTS was in front of you getting ready to ask you for your number. 

Originally posted by bluesushikitty

Kookie : Tbh, it’s hard to tell with Kookie. Either he’ll be super shy or super confident. But he’d probably lose it seeing a cute girl wearing his merch. He’d attempt to grab the other members attention mentioning how beautiful you were and that you were an ARMY. He’d either stay back avoiding any contact from happening or he’d be pressured by the other members to go up to you and ask for your phone number. Either way, you’d have his attention. 


Hope you enjoyed;

If you have any request’s pls don’t hesitate to message me through my ask box. I write fan fic’s, scenarios, and some drabbles. I write for mainly BTS, but I’m okay with doing GOT7 as well, I’m just more intuned to BTS’ personalities oppose to any other group due to the fact that BTS is my favorite group. You can pretty much say I stan them pretty hard. 


Have a good day loves.

Originally posted by epikcry

Hello! I’m Gemma! Im a columnist writer for Buzzfeed and write all the articles on DIY activities / and anything else they tell me to write 😜 I have a kitten named Olivia and a little princess who’s due by the end of May and I’m absolutely excited! My favorite things are bothering @hauntmeuntiltheend and obsessing over anything Star Wars / Pinterest related! Believe it or not but Harry stole all his jokes from me because I’m the original goofball in our family 😏👉🏻👉🏻 let’s chat sometime!

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I think anyone on here will enjoy this one, because they’re such goofballs. I give you the collection of the Lightning’s photobomb moments from this season led by King Photobomb himself, “@Vladdy18”. Also the Lightning need a LOT more love and networking. So I’m happy to help them out. 

And Bolts fans on here, I hope you thoroughly enjoy this collection of our goofball children!