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siderealsandman  asked:

DjWiFi and the prompt is "First Home"

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“It’s smaller than I remember…did it shrink since the last time we’ve been here?”

Nino glanced over at his tired wife, who was slumped against him, her thick hair tied back in a high ponytail as she fanned herself with a makeshift fan.

“It only looks smaller because all our crap is in here now.” He pointed out. He watched as Alya’s brow furrowed.

“Oh…I guess so.” She glanced around, frowning. “Why the hell do we have so much junk?” She asked for what seemed like the fiftieth time since they’d started packing two months ago. Nino laughed, leaning over to kiss the furrow from her brow.

“Just wait–tomorrow we get to unpack all this junk.”

Alya groaned and slumped lower, looking completely done.

“Think we could bribe Adrien and Marinette to help us again tomorrow?”

“I don’t know; they seemed pretty exhausted after today. This might just be up to us, babe.”

“Ugh. Moving sucks.”

“Yeah, kinda does,” Nino admitted. He smiled at the bare walls around them, surrounded by boxes and boxes and boxes. “But you know what? It’s nice to have a place that’s just ours now.”

Alya sighed again, but Nino peeked over in time to see the slow smile creeping across her face.

“Our first home,” she agreed, fingers grasping Nino’s and giving them a squeeze. Nino’s smile warmed, and he squeezed her hand in return.

“Yeah…and hopefully we won’t have to do this moving crap again for another few years.”

“Yeah…”

A comfortable silence fell…until Alya sat up, sending a mischievous glance her husband’s way.

“Wanna christen our bedroom?”

“Race you,” Nino announced, scrambling to his feet to sprint to the bedroom, Alya’s laughter chasing him the whole way.

Zodiac Bad Interview Answers

Twitter users inspired 

Aries: “Why are you a good fit for this company?”  “No. Why don’t YOU tell ME why I’d be a good fit for this company.”

Taurus: “What’s your strengths and weaknesses?” “Strength: Loves money. Weakness: Spends a lot of money.”

Gemini:  “If your friends had to describe you with one word, what would it be?” “Insane”

Cancer: “Tell me about yourself”   “…..No.”

Leo: “What do you think of the current work our company produced?” “It’s crap, that’s why you need me.”

Virgo: “What are some of your biggest accomplishments?” “I know all the words to every Disney song”.

Libra: “So what are your positive points?” “I’m good looking.”

Scorpio: “Describe yourself in one sentence.” “Mysterious as the dark-side of the moon.”

Sagittarius:  “Why do you want to work here?” “Because I need a job….”

Capricorn: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” “Being your boss.” 

Aquarius:  …. “I can’t answer that without my lawyer present.”

Pisces: “Why did you leave your previous job?” “Haters gonna hate”.

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Hoseok started a vlive broadcast to help Jimin talk to international fans. Jimin was feeling sorry that he couldn’t understand the chatroom.

We’ve given it a lot of thought, and we need to rob this casino on Sunday.   

Okay, look, we need to talk about this moment right here.
And no I don’t mean everyone’s new favorite space pirate and his weirdly sexy little smirk (don’t lie, you love him too. It’s so so weird but it’s true).
There are a lot of people saying that Yondu was kind of a shit father, or that he didn’t care for Peter in the first movie and I’m here to tell you that this is bullshit.
I mean, I’m sure he was a totally shit father by our standards, but holy crap he saved the kid from, as far as he knew, certain death and raised him as a little space pirate and what was he supposed to do? We definitely know pirates have a reputation for jumping on weakness like sharks on blood, and how weak do you think Yondu would look if he didn’t treat Peter like the rest of the crew? Not only that, but if the crew knew he loved Peter they could use the kid as leverage and end up putting him in serious danger.
Still, there’s this scene right here. You cannot tell me Yondu didn’t know when he took the damn orb that there was no infinity stone in it. You just can’t. He’s no idiot, and if he thought there was even a slim chance that something that dangerous was in there, you bet your ass there would be no way in hell he would open it.
So when he opens the orb and sees that, yeah, his tricky little bastard of a kid did exactly what he himself would have done, that little smirk stretches over his face because he is so damn proud. Peter was definitely his weakness all along, and maybe he wasn’t the best dad in the world on the outside, but I’ll be damned if he wasn’t looking out for the little imp in any secret way he could.
I think he did the best he could with a really hard situation, like a lot of parents have to. He knew he was being a shit father, too, knew that the life he gave Peter was damn hard, but he really did the best he could given the circumstances. Peter’s life could have been SO much worse.
I wouldn’t give him father of the year award, but I’d sure as hell give him space pirate father of the year award.

anonymous asked:

I was wondering what your opinion on the whole gal gadot / Wonder Woman debate is? you totally don't have to answer I was just curious since you're Israeli, and I'm ignorant when it comes to that topic tbh, so I don't know which side to believe

it’s complicated.
there are two main issues i’m aware of, and i’m gonna try to reply to both of them:

1. gal having served in the idf - this is the one that’s the easiest to reply to. military service is mandatory in israel (there are very few exceptions - for instance, arab israelis don’t have to serve, and people with medical/mental disabilities don’t either - which is why i didn’t/don’t serve but do national service instead - but many people volunteer to serve anyway). the overwhelming majority of people who serve in the army don’t do anything that involves shooting at people. most of it is boring administrative work (israeli movie zero motivation illustrates that very accurately). gal was never involved in any fighting, she served because that’s the law here.

2. gal being proud and supportive of idf - that’s the one that’s the most controversial. and the hardest to explain.
since military service is mandatory by law here, over the years it became a huge HUGE social taboo thing to speak against idf - because everyone’s served there, everyone’s family members and friends did, there’s this whole “these soldiers are our collective children” mentality going on in the israeli society. that’s why issues like the elor azaria incident cause such a HUGE, massive, seriously unexplainable rift/aggressive and passionate discussion in the israeli society - with the words “elor is everyone’s kid” being thrown around often. 
and outsiders have a really hard time understanding this because most countries don’t have mandatory service. i imagine when most of you imagine soldiers you imagine some egotistical jocks hell bent on showing the world how manly they are, or some shit. in israel, the word “soldier” is associated with 18 year old boys and girls, fresh out of high school, thrown into a never ending war because it’s the civil duty to do so.
and that mentality is as deeply ingrained in gal as it is in most israelis. when she said she supports idf, i’m nearly 100% certain that what she had in mind is those 18 year olds who are everyone’s children. not some adrenaline junkies who want to shoot up people, which is again is what i imagine soldiers are perceived as in other countries. 

as for my personal viewpoint? idf does shitty things. idf killed many, many innocent civilians. still does. i’m on the “elor azaria is a murderer” side of that specific issue. my opinions are highly unpopular in the current social climate in israel, but they are what they are and i stand by them.
BUT.
my highschool friends all went to the military (most still haven’t finished their service). my brother is in the military still, he’s doing an extended program which involves academic studies - he basically does HR/social work. none of them have ever killed anyone. they’re just doing their civil duty, because they have to by law.
ALSO.
the internet - and specifically, the social justice part of it - is super, super, SUPER biased against israel. because palestinians have harnessed one power they have and are using it to max effect - social media. and god knows israel’s dumb military leaders have given them TONS of ammunition against israel in the form of unnecessary civil killings and destruction. there’s nothing more powerful than that to turn the international opinion against israel. and that indeed happened. and honestly? quite rightfully so. our leadership is crap, talk of peace have felt hollow for years, they’re trying to maintain a status quo that is only dragging all of us further down into conflict hell. and one of the people who get hurt the most from that are idf soldiers who, by law, have to follow those stupid political decisions and pay the price.
and thus “outsiders” attack israeli soldiers and citizens instead of our catastrophic military and political “leadership”. and thus people turn their eyes away from the crimes the palestinians do in this conflict, since they’re the underdogs.

so i’m gonna try to tl;dr that
gal doesn’t actively or knowingly support the wrongdoings that the palestinians are going through by expressing her support of idf. she just supports israeli youth, who’s going through some hard shit. who have to spend days and nights away from home, and whose families miss and worry sick about. that’s 99% of what idf means to israeli people. that’s the mental conditioning in the israeli society. and it’s hard to explain to outsiders.

Things that I LOVE about Dragon Age Inquisition fandom:

- Basically, we all agree that Cullen’d be a GREAT DAD. So, Commander of Our Hearts, take this bunch of children!

- The badass ladies Inquisitors can be totally feminine and enchanting, wearing pretty clothes, flowers crowns and smiles. We are warriors, but also women.

- Dorian is our best friend.

- We are open minded: we love mages, but Ser Barris and Knight - Captain Rylen too (plus, Lysette).

- We all agree with Cullen: Orlesians suck (Michel De Chevin is the exception who confirmes the rule).

- Josephine is our Disney Princess.

- Cassandra is a precious cinnamon roll warrior princess.

- What the hell is happen to Leliana?!

- The inventory in the game is always too little for all our crap things.

- The bigger are the Qunari Inquisitors, the softer they are.

-The smaller are the Elven Inquisitors, the badasser they are.

- Mods are good. Generally. At least, our Inquisitors won’t make Vivienne disapproving after seeing our canonical haristyles and/or pajamas.

- Stroud is a dead moustache.

- Our fan artists are amazing.

- Our fan writers are amazing.

- Probably, if the Fear Demon in the Fade could try to scare us, he would say “No more Dragon Age for you!”.