First breakfast on our new table Red cabbage + carrot shavings seared to perfection Broccolini on the side Toasted white bread because it tastes good and whole wheat is a lie Sprinkle with green onions and salt Blackberries for dessert Coffee
WAIT YES NO, PLEASE TELL US ALL ABOUT YOUR BARTO AND CABBAGE FEELS.
LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THE CABBAGE PINING FOR THE CHICKEN
like okay so here’s how it totally goes down
We all know our precious cabbage has thing super hate thing for the supernovas and luffy getting all the attention like thats his thing he’s such a diva guys like cabbage you need a hobby
Anyways so then there’s BARTO who is super luffy mega fan like 100 percent that pisses Cavendish off like “why can’t this idiot see how great i am wtf” like and probably decides he’s gonna make barto notice him like a desperate kohai even though cabbage you are the senpai here you dweeb
Clearly this is a frustrating and nearly impossible task but i mean every time cavendish manages to catch his eye his heaet does a stupid flip flop because “i made him look at me, and not look at one of them its ME he’s looking at” and it develops into such a need becauae he always wants to be the centre of this green haired idiots attention and probably takes him like forever and several meetings to even realize its because he’s got a giant gay cabbage crush on barto. He probably spends the next week eating ice cream and crying because Cavendish probably doesn’t deal with that well
Bonus fucking cheese and fluff because fuck yeah fucking fluff is barto probably ia like “the fuck you been hiding in your ship for all week” and cabbage hides and is probably shrieking because he hasn’t brushed his hair and god he’s FAT (which he isn’t but like this is cabbage were talking about i guarantee the guy has self image issues like for real) but barto probably call him one of the most beautiful men he’s ever met, and thats saying a lot because he’s met luffy-senpai and THEN THEY FUCK