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The Full Saga of Belle Vs. Parking Meters
  • Belle's First Encounter
  • RUMPLESTILTSKIN:There's a lot for you to adjust to in this world. Baby steps, yes? Just a stroll down the block should be a sufficient start.
  • BELLE:I'll be fine, Rum. I can handle walking up and down the street just fine.
  • RUMPLESTILTSKIN:If you insist.
  • BELLE:
  • BELLE:
  • BELLE:See, this isn't so-- WHAT IN THE NAME OF SATAN'S ASSCRACK IS THAT BLOODY THING. LET'S GO, RUM. WE NEED TO GO. YOU NEED TO GET ME AWAY FROM THIS SHIT RIGHT THIS MOTHERFUCKING INSTANT.
  • RUMPLESTILTSKIN: That's a parking meter, dearie.
  • Charming's First Impression
  • RUMPLESTILTSKIN:Charming! Can you spare a moment?
  • CHARMING:Depends on what for.
  • RUMPLESTILTSKIN:Remember that chat we had a while back in regards to my, ah, brief flicker of light?
  • CHARMING:Vividly.
  • RUMPLESTILTSKIN:Well, there's someone I'd like you to meet. This is-- Belle? Blast, where'd she get off to now?
  • BELLE:MAYBE YOU'LL THINK TWICE ABOUT STARING ME DOWN NOW, YOU BLOODY BASTARD.
  • CHARMING:The chick attacking the parking meter? Really?
  • RUMPLESTILTSKIN:
  • CHARMING:
  • RUMPLESTILTSKIN:This has been sort of an off week.
  • The Attack
  • RUMPLESTILTSKIN:..Belle? Everything all right?
  • BELLE:Fine, Rum. I'm just going out for a stroll.
  • RUMPLESTILTSKIN:A stroll, eh?
  • BELLE:Mh-hm.
  • RUMPLESTILTSKIN:At 3 am. Dressed in solid black. With a hot poker.
  • BELLE:I can't let him have the last word.
  • RUMPLESTILTSKIN:It's a parking meter, dearie. For the hundredth time, it wasn't "being saucy" with you.
  • The Reckoning
  • EMMA:Gold.
  • RUMPLESTILTSKIN:Emma. To what do I owe the pleasure?
  • EMMA:Well, I have a bill here for damages to city property. It seems your girlfriend's been the slightest bit... intense.
  • RUMPLESTILTSKIN:Belle!
  • BELLE:Rum!
  • RUMPLESTILTSKIN:Would you care to explain to Sheriff Swan about your new collection?
  • BELLE:Ah, yes, my mighty conquest! The Meters of the King of Par stood not a chance.
  • RUMPLESTILTSKIN: You’ll be paying for this from your book budget.
  • BELLE:I think fucking not.
  • RUMPLESTILTSKIN:
  • BELLE:
  • EMMA:
  • RUMPLESTILTSKIN:You can just put it on my tab.
  • Snow :I think Henry's got a crush
  • Charming :Don't you worry
  • Charming :Daddy Charmings on it
  • Charming :They don't call me the love whisperer for nothing
  • Snow :No one calls you tha- David no listen let's talk this out
  • Charming :Hey Henry
  • Henry :Why are you looking at me like that
  • Charming :🌚🌚
  • Henry :NO
  • Charming :You could-
  • Henry :ABSOLUTELY NOT
  • Charming :Being smooth is the key
  • Henry :I AM NOT TAKING LOVE ADVICE FROM MY GRANDPA
  • Charming :Call me Grandpa one more time and she sees your baby pictures.

Tumblr Crushes:

Dear God it makes me seem like a stalker or something…….oh well please send the restraining order papers in the mail and not online. 

  • Robin :*gets stabbed*
  • Regina :Robin!!
  • *i need a hero plays in the background*
  • Charming :*grabs sword and shoves it into the guys chest*
  • Emma :HOLD UP ONE SECOND
  • Emma :Don't you have some crazy obsessive vendetta about never killing anybody, not even villains?
  • Charming :Well yeah but-
  • Emma :Even if our lives are in mortal peril
  • Charming :Yes but only if-
  • Emma :And didn't you try to stop me from killing Cruella so I wouldn't become dark?!
  • Charming :Um...
  • Emma :And now you kill this man without even blinking
  • Charming :He was hurting robin?
  • Emma :You could have stabbed him anywhere but his heart!
  • Snow :She has a point
  • Charming :Hey who's side are you on woman
  • Regina :Somebody save Robin!
  • Emma :Regina zip it. We're in the middle of a continuity crisis. One more word from you and your body will be on the ground next to him
  • Regina :All hail Dark Swan
  • Hook :Where the bloody hell are we
  • Emma :My place
  • Hook :You don't mean....
  • Emma :You know when I said I really needed my own place
  • Hook :
  • Emma :
  • Hook :
  • Emma :Let's bang
  • Hook :Nope nopety nope nope nope look away killian, avoid all eye contact, this is- oh shit that booty fine