I can’t tell you how long I’ve been looking forward to this.
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Even after multiple viewings this is all I see when Rumple gets excited over getting to kill Hook.

OUAT out of context sounds like this:
  • The daughter of Snow White and the son of Rumplestiltskin had a kid
  • That kid is both Snow White’s grandson and step-brother
  • Robin Hood and the Evil Queen are soul mates
  • Captain Hook and the daughter of Snow White are soul mates
  • The wife of Rumplestiltskin had an affair with Captain Hook
  • The miller’s daughter from the story of Rumplestiltskin is also the Queen of Hearts
  • Cinderella’s stepsister is the red queen
  • Said stepsister is also the true love of Will Scarlet
  • Who is the Knave of Hearts
  • Peter Pan is Rumplestiltskin’s father
  • The daughter of Snow White went out with the Wizard of Oz
  • The Wicked Witch of the West is the daughter of the Queen of Hearts
  • Prince Phillip and Sleeping Beauty are flying monkeys
  • Prince Charming is a twin, whose brother had a thing with Jack from Jack in the Beanstalk who was not in fact a boy but a woman
  • Rumplestiltskin is all at once Rumplestiltskin, the Beast, the Crocodile, and Cinderella’s fairy godmother
  • Jafar and the Red Queen had an alliance
  • The Evil Queen and the Wicked Witch of the West are sisters
  • Mulan fought in a war with Prince Phillip and was in love with him but is now in love with Sleeping Beauty
  • Jiminy Cricket’s dog is Pongo
  • Wendy Darling and the son of Rumplestiltskin were friends
  • Tinkerbell and the Evil Queen are friends
  • Little Red Riding and Frankenstein may or may not have a thing