So, I tried to explain fangirl language to my mom

Me: And i ship destiel. dean and castiel from supernatural

My mom: …. You know, i ship you and cleaning 

Me: …what?

My mom: You and cleaning your room is my otp

Me: mom stop!

My mom:  Clean your room, otherwise I’m going to watch all seasons and tell you everything. That was spoiler, right? 

Me: …*whispers* what have I done

me: /gets an ask abt the otp
me: dont fuckin write an essay in response ya weirdo
me, ten mins later and 5 pages into the otp essay: aND ANOTHER THING