I’ve been staying at Ian’s since you’ve been in the can, bitch. Guess what we’ve been doing, daddy! We’ve been fucking. And I take it. He gives it to me good and hard and I fucking like it…fuck you! I suck his dick! I fucking love it!
Mickey Milkovich, telling off his psychotic prick of a father.
Here’s how I think this episode will go down:
- Ian will come home and call Mickey and we’ll start to CRY
- Mickey will flat out RUN to wherever he’s meeting Ian at making us CRY
- Mickey WILL say the words “I Love You” and we’ll CRY
- Ian May say them back which would obviously make us CRY
- They CRY and Break-Up and we’ll CRY along with them
- Each and EVERY ONE of us will then put our foots through our tv or computer screens, drop to the floor, curl up into a ball and CRY ourselves to sleep.