otp:-puck-x-rachel

I saw kasuchi do this and really wanted to bc it’s 11pm and i’m AWAKE… anyone who wants to totally should! It was very fun.

Choose 5 OTPs without looking at the questions:

  1. JAKE AND AMY
  2. SKYEWARD
  3. PUCK AND RACHEL (lol killing myself)
  4. SCHMIDT AND CECE
  5. troy and gabriella idk get me off this planet

1. Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter/song that you first started shipping 5?

THE START OF SOMETHING NEW i mean karaoke eye sex very inappropriate.

2. Have you ever read fanfiction about 2?

No………………………………………

3. Has a picture of 4 ever been your screensaver/profile picture/tumblr ID?

Actually, no. It’s probably been an icon, maybe.

4. If 3 were to suddenly break up today, what would your reaction be?

LOL THEY WERE NEVER EVEN TOGETHER.

5. Why is 1 so important?

I’m going to try to sound eloquent for once in my life. Amy is incredibly passionate, super smart, and knows what she wants. She may not know exactly how to get it, but she works for it every day. She’s socially awkward (she wants everything too much!), but she has the best intentions. 

Jake understands that. He gets that. He likes that. Someone once wrote that “Jake likes smart girls” and it’s SO TRUE. He likes Amy for exactly who she is. I think that’s why they are so important to me. Both characters need to grow and learn. They really do. But their foundations and morals and SPIRTS are so fantastic and at the end of the day, Amy would rather hang out with a goofball who eats gummy bears for breakfast and punches people for disrespecting their boss. I’m so happy I get to watch a show that appreciates all kinds of diversity and shows that being yourself is enough

6. Is 4 a funny ship or a serious ship?

I would say funny… but they’ve had more life obstacles than other ships. At one point, they were just a giant obstacle. A pregnancy scare. Schmidt cheating. Other partners. Cece quitting modeling and going back to school. 

7. Out of all your ships listed, which has the most chemistry?

OKAY. Troy and Gabriella had so much chemistry because of Zac and Vanessa. I still don’t get why they aren’t together, but w/e moving on. Puck and Rachel HAD SO MUCH CHEMISTRY in fanfiction. Schmidt and Cece had an alarming amount of chemistry that I think it scared the writers who wanted Jess and Nick to be THE COUPLE. Skyeward is HEARTACHE and you can’t have HEARTACHE without chemistry. 

And Jake and Amy. LIKE they just make sense.

8. Of all of the ships, which has the strongest bond?

Jake and Amy are partners and friends so they have a really strong bond. That being said, SKYEWARD HAS DONE ALMOST NOTHING and they can hurt each other with a look. I mean… I don’t know if that means their bond is strong or if their power over each other is. 

9. How many times have you read/watched 2′s fandom?

I’ve rewatched the first season three times through I believe. But I’ve watched certain episodes around six times… However, season 2 I’ve only watched once through! It was so painful.

10. Which ship lasted the longest?

Troy and Gabriella NEVER broke up. But in fanfic, Puck and Rachel have seven kids. The girls are all dancers and the boys play football. They come home from school and their parents are fighting in the kitchen because Puck forgot to water the plants and now Rachel’s favorite flowers are dead. They flowers were given to her by her favorite Broadway star and personal friend, Babs.

11. How many times, if ever, has 5 broken up?

They broke up real quick in the first movie. They weren’t technically together though. Then they had that break up in season 3 because Chad sucks.

12. If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would survive, 1 or 3?

Jake and Amy most definitely. 

13. Did 4 ever have to hide their relationship for any reason?

YES!! They were friends with benefits and Cece wanted to hide it from their friends. She wasn’t embarrassed of Schmidt, but she also didn’t want to admit to herself how much she really liked him.

14. Is 5 still together?

YUP!!

15. Is 1 canon?

FUCK YEAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!! AJJKSADJAJLKDJSAKLJDKAJSD 

16. If all 5 couples were put into a couples Hunger Games, which couple would win?

Skyeward, but only bc Ward is a trained assassin and Skye has superpowers.

17. Has anyone ever tried to sabotage 5s ship?

Yes, their shitty friends.

18. Which ships would you defend to death and beyond?

JAKE AND AMY. Though, skyeward needs defending. THE HEART LOVES WHAT IT LOVES OKAY. That should be defense enough.

19. Have you ever spent hours going through 3′s tumblr page?

UM… maybe. I think I was still on livejournal when I was really into Puck and Rachel. But I spent hours on the Puck and Rachel drabble meme. THE BEST OF TIMES.

20. If an evil witch descended from the sky and told you you had to pick one of the ships to break up forever, which would you break up?

Obviously, Puck and Rachel because they weren’t even together.

She’ll joke later that he’s a neanderthal, but when he’s got her spread out on the bed, her hands gripping one rung behind her head, her legs spread wide, knees shaking, her entire body inching up the bed each time he thrusts into her, she really can’t complain about the way he growls, “Mine,” as he’s biting and kissing across her shoulder. 

He ducks his head down and wraps his lips around her pebbled nipple, digging his teeth into the soft flesh of her breast, his hand dragging down her side, the calluses of long-time guitar playing rough against her skin, and he wraps his dexterous fingers around her thigh, hitching it high and pressing it down on the bed as he rocks himself, his broad, heavy frame, covering her down, sinking into her, sweat slicked skin rubbing together, and she keeps forgetting to breathe, her head thrown back and her voice hoarse from calling his name and encouraging him to go harder, faster, deeper, Noah, please please please.

He licks up her chest, kissing her neck and nuzzling his face against her, the faint but coarse whiskers of his jaw scraping, and his teeth and lips trail a path up to her mouth, which he bypasses as he kisses her nose and her cheeks and the ends of her eyelashes, meeting her eyes as he slides one hand up to bind her wrists together while the other sinks between them and pinches her clit, rubbing, circling, making him smirk as she cries out, closing her eyes tight only to open them wide to watch him, his face, as he makes her come.

He always looks so satisfied, like he never second guesses his ability in this act alone, and she wants to remind him of all the ways he’s incredible, not just in their bed, but out of it, with his writing and his singing and how supportive and loving and loyal he is, but it will have to wait, until she’s not panting, not on the edge, not digging her curled toes into their sheets as she arches up into his fingers and the thick weight of his cock filing her, until–

Her breath stutters and she lets out a noise that he always says only dogs can hear, which she might argue if it wasn’t almost true, and her fingers unwind from the iron bar of their headboard, her whole body slumps back to the bed, as she feels his hips rock once, twice, stutter, and stop, and then he’s just laying there, with his head on her shoulder, his panting breath skittering over her chest, as he listens to her heart even as he tells her he doesn’t do that ‘pansy ass shit,’ and she strokes her fingers through his hair even though her arms feel like jelly, smiling lightly as her whole body buzzes with satisfaction.

She chooses not to make the comment about him being a neanderthal because she actually agrees, so instead she lets her fingers slide down to trace the arch of his cheek and she murmurs, “Yours,” simply and certainly and without anymore explanation, an unnecessary thing anyway since she feels him smile against her, his hand sliding around her shoulders and squeezing lightly in silent agreement. 

The way he looks at Quinn

hmm I guess I can see it, but guys the way he looks at Rachel

like

omg

he threw her up a little heart and mine is melting stahp

look at their freaking smiles these nerds

wow

even in his dreams he’s still moon eye'd 

I’m going to punch a wall

Oh my god, I can’t believe all these people thinking and believing that Quinn and Puck have always loved each other and that they’re perfect for each other.

Because lets refresh:

  • Quinn dated Sam and Puck never cared
  • Then she dated Finn again and he never cared
  • Puck dated Lauren and helped her in finding out Quinn’s past and never cared that she was humiliated
  • Puck cared about Rachel getting a nose job and tried everything to stop her and never cared about what Quinn was going through
  • Quinn telling Finn that he should have been her first
  • Quinn said that sleeping with Puck and getting pregnant by him was worse than getting hit by a car and ending up in a wheelchair
  • Puck said he was no longer interested in her and that she was more high maintenance than Rachel
  • And so many other things…

I just can not get my around this delusional belief that some fans have that they’re perfect for each other and belong together

Puckleberry AU: Finn goes off to the Army while Puck goes to New York with Rachel and Kurt. They become close friends and Puck gives into his attraction for Rachel and they start this friends with benefits relationship. When Finn comes back, Rachel doesn’t tell him about her affair with Puck. Puck realises he has real feelings for Rachel but he doesn’t know how to tell her and is left jealous.