You just found me in the wrong universe. That’s all. This is, as they say, the darkest timeline. Everywhere else, nay, “everywhen” else — us in the Civil War, us in Ancient Egypt, us in the swinging ’60s — we are happy.
Somehow between being traded for a hotel and selling out for a tiara, I lost my true self. But I want to be found. Could you possibly help? I have a feeling the real Blair Waldorf is a lot closer than you think. It wasn’t too long ago she and I were working side by side at W and I totally fell for her. And, what was that girl like? That girl is fiercely strong. Independent, Outspoken. Beautiful. Capable of anything…and no man or magazine should be able to take that away from her.
a mix for blair waldorf and dan humphrey. two individual entities. two proper nouns seperated by a conjunction. or a comma, if mentioned in a list. which is rare. since they have nothing in common and are in fact, opposites. the kind of opposites who do not attract. the world just wasn’t ready for a humphrey-waldorf friendship.
i.girl- the beatles| ii. moon river- henry mancini and his orchestra| iii. ghosts- laura marling| iv. falling slowly- glen hansard and marketa irglova| v. then she appeared- xtc | vi. begin again- taylor swift| vii. la vie en rose- edith piaf| viii. new york city- among savages| ix. marching bands of manhattan- death cab for cutie| x. please don’t say you love me- gabrielle aplin| xi. near to you- a fine frenzy| xii. tenerife sea- ed sheeran| xiii. come round- rosi golan| xiv. tip of my tongue- the civil wars| xv. no more wishing- hayley taylor| xvi. stuck on the puzzle- alex turner| xvii. brainy-the national| xviii. possibility- lykke li| xix. new york- snow patrol| xx. fall apart today- schuyler fisk| xxi. the engine driver- the decemberists| xxii. love is a laserquest- arctic monkeys| xxiii. i and love and you- the avett brothers| xxiv. say hello, wave goodbye- david gray| xxv. the district sleeps alone tonight- the postal service
Dair au during season 4: Blair feels lonely and makes a phone call to Dan.
Blair: Humphrey, where are you? Dan: Oh hi to you too Blair. Actually I’m hanging out with some friends. Blair: Do you have any friends besides Nate and Eric? I’m surprised. Dan: Ok Waldorf, you called me just to insult me or is in need of something? Are you fine? Blair: Of course i’m fine, actually forget that i called to you. Bye.