otp: you will be my only partner

mybrainishealthy  asked:

hey I know you probably don't wanna talk about it...but I really only watched tvd for steroline-they're my fav brotp going otp, and yet... I read your post the other day in which you said something about Stefan suffering from PTSD and thus kinda suicidal. It makes me think of couples who struggle with mental illness, and then I rmb Virginia Woolf and her suicide note to her husband. Seeing how both Caroline and Woolf's husband must have brought so much happiness to their partners, it's so sad.

Hey there! I’ve never read Virginia Woolf, but I can imagine that Caroline was  devastated to learn that Stefan chose to die on their wedding day.  Especially knowing that Stefan struggled with his dark side. Stefan always had a low sense of self-worth, and he had a death wish since ssn 1. I’m sure that Stefan thought that he was doing everyone a a favor when he died - saving the day - making their lives better - unburdening them with his drama. But Stefan never understood that he was respected and loved because his presence brought light to other people’s lives. 

Stefan: Why do you have a thing for me?

Caroline: I don’t.

Stefan: Ok. Um. Why did you have a thing for me?

Caroline: We said that we would never talk about this again, so just -

Stefan: Look Caroline, please just talk to me. Tell me how, tell me why. Please just make me understand how it is that I missed it. 

Caroline: What kind of question is that? Why did I have a thing for you? I don’t know, Stefan. Maybe it’s because I thought you were worth having a thing for. Because when I woke up as a vampire you told me that I would get through it and I did. Because when I watched Elena move on with your brother I couldn’t imagine why she would let anyone like you go. Because you were practically my best friend. Because I trusted you. 

And of course that moment before they kiss: “Because when you told me you hated me, that was pretty much the worst thing I had heard in a long time.”

Stefan never got it. 

And Poor Caroline. She was widowed on her wedding day. 

“But god, just notice you’re both looking at the sky”

{photo cred. nevermesswithteddybears}

AU PROMPTS (based on my ap english lit class)

“every time i started to stutter during a presentation you began to talk for me” AU

“we’re both rly argumentative but apparently the teacher doesn’t understand that cuz they’re always pairing us up against each other in debates” (enemies to lovers) AU

“Hey, i loved the poem you presented yesterday. i can’t help but think you wrote it about me” AU

“ever since the love song of j. alfred prufrock was introduced to the class, we’ve had an inside joke about eating peaches” AU

“we’ve been deemed as immature by our classmates because we always crack up laughing at the dirty innuendos in the poems” AU

“listen, i know the only reason you’re my partner is because the teacher is tired of us working on our own” AU

“apparently the people in our group think we would make a cute couple, wanna see if they’re right?” AU

“i wrote an essay on percy jackson and you wrote an essay on harry potter, now the teacher’s mad because they’re not ‘ap standard’ books” AU

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if you want more prompts like these or if you want me to go in depth with a plot line just message me

Whatever you do don’t imagine your OTPs sitting in their pairs round a campfire. Some are roasting marshmallows and feeding them to eat other - one couple in a cutesy way, another in a ‘fuck you my marshmallows are way better, taste them TASTE THEM I SAY’ way.

Then there’s the couple that are drunk off their ass and can’t stop giggling about various words in the English language that exist but clearly shouldn’t exist.

There’s another couple that aren’t even there, the rest of the group could have sworn they were there 5 minutes ago but now they’re probably fucking a little ways off.

Someone has a guitar and thinks they’re the bees knees and it’s only a punch on the arm from their partner that gets them to 'fucking stop it and let someone else play’.

Under a tree there’s another couple fast asleep in each other’s arms and under a different tree there’s someone also asleep while their partner draws dicks on their face.

A tall person is shouting up at another tree which their short partner is determinedly climbing just to prove they can.

My commissions are open! I need another car before my next semester starts (rip my chevy aveo). So I’m saving up.

For my paintings this summer, I’m only charging the additional character fee for a third character and so on after that. So, instead of OTP paintings being $110, they’re just a flat $85. You can choose between two brushes, and really whatever color pallet you’d like. I don’t charge for any body percentages (such as half body or full body) and I don’t charge for general backgrounds.

Will draw:

NSFW, Furries, OCs, You and your Partner/Girlfriend/Boyfriend

Won’t draw:

Extreme/Hyper/ Unsanitary/ Harmful fetishes, Anything underage, other things that I may consider immoral. If you’re unsure, just ask, I’ll tell you if something is acceptable.

Please contact at: CelesteJessie@yahoo.com with description and references.

cannedtalent  asked:

salty asks: 2, 4,6, 11, 20, 22, 23, <3

bless you, Matt, you fuckin beaut 

2) Are there any popular fandom OTPs you only BroTP?*

sometimes I’m back and forth about Shardo. Not because I don’t like them together, but because my poly ass would like to see them as metamours 

4)  Do you have a NoTP in your fandom? Are they a popular OTP?*

Patater? I just? I like Hockey Ot4, but I feel like they’re shoved together. And when it’s done well I can appreciate their narrative. But I don’t want either of them to be together just for the sake of a monogamous homebase ship for Kent (my polyass saying let him have other partners) 

6) Has fandom ever made you enjoy a pairing you previously hated?* 

 I have a back and forth relationship with Zimbits. Canonically they’re so good. But I feel like it’s so very obvious when a fic is written by someone younger because a lot of nuance is left out of their dynamic. So I think when I find a good fic it makes me fall in love with them all over again. Like, I forget how much I like them until I get a good rec. 

11)  Is there an unpopular character you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why? 

I personally think Ransom isn’t as popular as he could be. He’s such a good character that has to navigate being the child of immigrants, being Black, having anxiety, and dealing navigating toxic masculinity and compulsory heteronormativity in the hockey world. I’ve talked about this a bit, but I think sometimes people see Holsom and they don’t see any BIG conflict in their dynamic and they happily let them sit there. So then Ransom doesn’t get any attention. Which…there’s so many other ships! for Ransom to have! NurseyRans, JackRans, BittyRans, Larson, GRAND LARSONY (not self promoting at all), 

20) What is the purest ship in the fandom?

Grand Larsony Polyfarms. Can we take a moment to appreciate Polyfarms? How they all revolve around the axis that is Christopher Franklin Chow. How soft Derek and Caitlin are together and how they can be bros but also disgustingly in love. How Chris and Dex do homework together all the time and Dex gets frustrated when he doesn’t get something but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t enjoy it any less (especially when Chris points out where he missed something). Dex and Caitlin cooking together. Derek and Chris lying in leaf piles reading assignments together before taking a study break at Annie’s. Chris and Caitlin spending the holidays together and skyping the other two. Nursey and Dex playing video games and not knowing when the chirping stops and the flirting begins. The four of them working out like the ultimate power polyship that they are. Them sleeping in a giant bed together. I love these four ok? (Also Caitlin Farmer is Chicana in my book thanks) 

22)  Popular character you hate?

I don’t have one in this fandom? 

But like, prior to yesterday’s update, I would’ve said “I just don’t get Tater”.  So tbf I’ve written Tater all of once. And it was emotionally exhausting throwing so much into his immigrant narrative. I talked about how out of place he felt; I talked about English being his second language; I attempted to accurately replicate the experience of learning English and its sentence structures/colloquial. But for as much as I poured of myself into him, I’d rather expend that energy into a kid of an immigrant who’s a COC (like Ransom, Lardo, or (in my hc) Nursey). But I’m intrigued by the idea that Tater’s back story parallels Jack and I think I’d be up for writing about that story at some point. 

23) Unpopular character you love?

Kent 

salty asks

not a oncer anymore

not for a couple of weeks already actually. a little bit sorry i ever was at all, but mostly happy about it. it gave me lots of great actors to follow in every sense of the word, an OTP that turned my life upside down and, if you think about it, a really great story, nothing like i’ve ever watched before in my life.

i loved ouat. i haven’t been in the fandom for a very long time, only for about two years, but it took all over my life. i gave my heart, my mind and my soul to this fandom. and it was probably the most destructive fandoms i’ve ever been a part of. like you know those relationships, when everything goes like shit, you’re in pain, you hate your partner, you hate yourself, but you’re just not able to end it. because on the other hand you love your partner and this relationship gives you something you don’t want to give up, and there are always moments that you cherish like nothing else in your life. and this constant battle between love and hate, affection and disgust destroys you. that basically was me and ouat.

the point always was that as long as i love it a tiny little bit more than i hate it, i’m in. and i suffered through every shitty plot-twist A&E gave us, through every time someone called capswan relationship healthy and through all the times the creators acted like other ships and their fans don’t matter.

one day i decided i’m done. my moment of enlightenment happened when i’ve seen what they did to Emma and Regina’s first hug. they basically spitted all the swanqueen fans in the faces with that gesture and well i thought that was unacceptable.

i was completely devastated, heartbroken even. and i changed my mind a billion times that day, told myself that i overreacted and just one hug wasn’t such a big deal to actually stop watching the show. but i didn’t and it was. and i knew that giving up on ouat was actually the best idea i’ve had since i’ve started watching it.

what i love most about not watching the show is that i can see actors apart from it now. like i don’t have to look at everything they say and do through the prism of their characters. more specifically, i don’t have to worry anymore about starting to hate Colin, because i hate Hook, stuff like that. i also don’t have to justify every shitty thing A&E do in each episode, therefore i’m more or less calm about my mental health now, because i’ve been honestly worried lately about losing it.

i miss it, though. i mean i gave my soul to this show, of course i’d miss it. i really love the cast, every single actress and actor, i adore them. Lana and Jennifer, i mean, i literally pray on these women. so it’s a bit sad to know that there’s something they are making and proud of, that i won’t watch. but it’s sometimes a part of a fan’s life, i guess.

so yeah. i’m not a oncer anymore, i’m free and trying to build myself again from the ruins ouat made of me and fill the void it left in my life.

(and yes i totally had to write all this)

p.s. if in the last episode of season 6 there will be a HUGE plot-twist and we’ll find out capswan and everything else that happened in the last two seasons was a lie, i have no idea what would i be more: happy, annoyed or amused.

Imagine your OTP #13

The shorter one(Person B) gets drunk off their ass and is rambling about some political stuff when they stop suddenly.
Person A (who is the designated driver) raises and eyebrow at their partner and before they can ask what’s wrong, Person B shouts, “you know what the only good thing about being short is?”
Person A tries to shush them but they’re interrupted by Person B putting their head on Person A’s chest.
“I like this.”
Person A blushes and murmurs, “you like hearing my heart beat?”
Person B looks up and smiles, “nope, I like this.”
They begin wildly motor boating Person A.

The next morning Person B wakes up hungover to a very embarrassed and giggly Person A who spends the entirety of the rest of the morning making boob puns while Person B is trying to figure out why.

Writing Prompt Masterpost 4.0

THINGS NOT TO IMAGINE YOUR OTP DOING:

-Going to a 24 hour drug store in the middle of the night
-Going to a theme park together
-One of them crying because their favorite character died and the other comforting them
-The smaller one sitting on the others lap and telling a story about their day
-One of them playing with the other’s hair as they rest their head on their lap
-The irresponsible one getting drunk and the responsible one insisting on driving them home
-Cuddling watching horror movies and one of them covering the other’s eyes during the scary parts
-Singing high school musical duets in the shower
-Having heated discussions about their fave superheroes/villains
-Arguing over what cereal to buy
-Making fun of each other’s nerdy underwear
-Prank calling each other
- Pulling lame pranks/making stupid bets on each other 24/7
- Fighting about who ate the last pop tart
- Having a water pistol/balloon fight inside
- Failing horribly at being functioning adults

OTHER OTP THINGS
-Which one put googly eyes on their nipples and which one would come into the bedroom and immediately walk out again
-Which one waits at the airport with a sign that says “Huge Loser”
-Is the most affectionate?
-Big spoon/little spoon?
-Most common argument?
-Favorite non-sexual activity?
-Who is most likely to carry the other?
-Nicknames?
-Who worries the most?
-Who tops?
-Who initiates kisses?
-Who wakes up first?
-Who says I love you first?

MISCELLANEOUS AUS/INSPIRATIONS
-I’m sitting in my backyard by the pool/sunbathing when I sneeze. You say “bless you” and scare the hell out of me
-You’re the lifeguard at the pool and I pretend to drown so you can “save me” but it sort of back fires and now I’m banned from the pool for life but at least you walked me out and gave me your number
-I’m doing a road trip and ran out of gas. You’re a cop that was passing by and waits with me while I wait for AAA
-I get a sunburn so bad I can barely move but I have to go to the store to get aloe and you’re an employee and wince sympathetically when I go to pay for it (and when I get home I find out that you wrote your number on my receipt)
-I was trying to buy some candy from the vending machine but it got stuck and you saw and helped me get my candy out. 2 packets came out, but no you can’t have one
-We both wanted the last bit of orange chicken at panda express but while we were arguing over who got it someone else bought it
-We’re at a music festival and everything was fine until your fucking giant ass showed up, but when I hit your shoulder repeatedly to yell at you, you turned out to be super cute
-I went up to you at this bar to talk to you but it turns out that you just got dumped
-We’re both on different dates, but our dates ran into each other and it turns out they used to date You’re performing at an open-mic night and played a couple covers and one of the songs you played makes me cry every time
- Yoga
-I saw you in my favourite band’s merch and want to grab a drink?
-My pet rabbit slipped under your fence
-I’m going to fuckin reek you at scrabble I don’t care its 3 am
-I tripped and tried to grab onto something but I accidentally pulled your pants down with me
-I might be drunk right now but your house was the only one I remembered
-Shut your fucking mouth for a second or I’ll have to make out with you to shut you up
-You said you were going to cut your hair you didn’t say it’d look /that/ good.
-Apparently our mutual friend said to both of us they’d meet up with us here but they’re not here.
-You’re locked out of your place in your underwear and forgot your key
-I happened to glance into your window just in time to see you do a slamming’ air guitar solo
-Our building has a strict No Pet Policy and your cat will not stop meowing, I WILL report you
-The postal worker delivered your package to my place and I was expecting something so I totally didn’t look before I opened it and… wow that is um
-I live a block away from this pizza place that stays open until 2 am and you’re literally ALWAYS there
-I dropped my ring and you came to pick it up, but everyone thinks that you’re proposing
-I did not mean to leave the blinds open and change but now you’re staring at me
-The hotel gave me your suitcases by accident
-Annoying next door neighbor and you keep me up all night with your partying.
-You’re an underwear model and there’s a giant billboard of you across from where I work
-We live door to door and your loud singing in the shower every night annoys the shit out of me.
-We meet every day on our lunch break by the hot-dog stand and one time I forget my wallet
-Taxi cab driver/ passenger
-I work at an animal shelter and you come in looking for a pet pretty often.
-Voice actors and we have to voice a lot of romantic scenes
-Teachers at an elementary school and your class is super loud
-We took this game of gay chicken too seriously’ when you took your pants off
-I used to be the best baker in the neighborhood but then you showed up at with a stack of brownies which almost gave me an orgasm.
-Laser tag party and we’re the last two alive on opposite teams.
-You’ve won best costume for the past three years. This year I am wearing the best costume ever.
Bonus: Wait you actually look really cute. When did you turn hot? What the fuck?
-Everyone pretty much thinks we’re dating, so if you’re up for it why the hell not?
-I was on my balcony and you started loudly quoting Romeo and Juliet at me.
-I spilled my drink down your shirt and then tried to drink it off you.
-We had an impromptu rap duet in the middle of the party.
-You kept asking everyone to play the cha cha slide, then passed out when the song started.
-You keep shouting “THIS IS MY JAM” at every song that comes on.
-Whenever you saw me you’d shout ‘WHOOOOOOOOO’ really loudly and then do finger guns at me before walking off
-You thought I was your friend and pulled me up on the table to dance with you. Now you’re shirtless and grinding on me.
-You start singing the national anthem when it got really quiet.
-You threw up on my shoes Bonus: twice/again
-We live in adjacent apartments and one day I accidentally knocked a hole in the wall
-Cosplayers that somehow always manage to meet each other at cons dressed as a popular ships –You and I both got arrested for holding up traffic to let a duck with ducklings cross the
-We bonded on the train through our mutual exasperation at another Spiderman reboot.
-I work at a fruit store and you come in at almost every day and rearrange stuff on the shelves then leave, but today you made the apples spell “call me"
- I just fell face first into your crotch and this is really awkward
-We were both hanging out at the bar I was eyeing you, but someone else came along and hit on you and now I’m pretending to be your bf/gf because you are obviously disgusted.
-Didn’t notice you until our dogs started randomly making love in the street
-I saw you getting robbed so I tried to help but you thought I was the thief and you punched me.
-My friend dragged me to the nude beach, but I’m fully dressed and you’re not.
-I was pulled over because you thought I was drunk, but I’m not, I’m just really frustrated.
-We’re both single parents and our kids hate each other
-I called you hot and randomly made out with you on the street for a YouTube video, but you made out with me back so I don’t know what to do now
-Kiss Cam at a baseball game
-You fell asleep in public and started sleep talking, I tried to wake you up but now I have a bleeding nose.
- I thought you were a robber trying to get into my neighbor’s house and I called the cops on you, turns out your brother is late and you don’t have a key
-Our older siblings are graduating and we met at the ceremony but our families think we’re dating.
-You work at the drive through and your voice is just so attractive.
-I just have thoughts that you’re a really good hugger and so I just hugged you
-We have to go camping together and share a sleeping bag
-We’re at a friend’s wedding and we happen to be the few single ones without dance partners
-You’re the only other person in the theatre in this movie so why not sit together?
-Book club
-Adventure cycling class and we’re the slowest people
-I work at the animal shelter and you always come in to pet the cats when you’re sad
-I can hear you sneezing through the walls and I brought some chicken noodle soup over for you

HIGH SCHOOL/ COLLEGE AUS
-When I agreed to this road trip I had no idea you were coming along and now I have to sit next to you for 8 hours.
-You are literally perfect at everything and I’m just a mess when it comes to… um, everything.  Can you help me finish this paper for lit?
-You’re really bad at beer pong but you do this really cute dance before you throw the ball so I’m letting you stay on my team.
-Our mutual friend dared us both to chug a whole pint of beer and I’m not letting you beat me.
-We both grabbed for the last bottle of the good beer
-Your sister is throwing this huge sleepover in your basement and as I look around your kitchen for snacks you come down the stairs wearing nothing but a pair of low sweatpants
-Best friend’s little sister but I kissed you at a party
-My friends dared me I couldn’t get a date with you. I keep bugging you until you say yes. Bonus: you find out about the dare/ I realize I like you
-Pretend to be my boyfriend/girlfriend to make my ex jealous.
-Class clown finds me in the back of the library bawling my eyes out because my boyfriend/girlfriend just dumped & shit stop making me laugh I’m supposed to be sad
-Cramming until 3 in the morning and having to sleep over at each other’s house.
-The classic Lab Partner. Bonus: Now we always choose each other
-I don’t like changing in front of people in the locker room can you cover me from now on?
-Detention/Summer School
-I’m stuck in my locker and you’re the only one in the hall.
-None of my friends are good at math and I need a tutor.
-I twisted my ankle and you’re the only one here strong enough to carry me to the nurse.
-I lent you my cool pencil months ago and you still use it
-We were both skipping class at the same time in the bathroom but someone passed by and now were hiding in a cramped stall
-I accidentally took your notebook thinking it was mine
-You started sitting by me at lunch because I’m alone but we never talk
-I was really hungry but had no money and you bought me lunch even though I don’t know you. Bonus: You make two lunches every morning and give one of them to me every day
-I left my phone number on the bathroom stall wall and you text me about your day and your frustrations Alternative.: Someone wrote cute notes in the bathroom stall and your notes match the handwriting
-Our friends grouped up for prom but we’re the only two without a date let’s hang out
-I fell asleep on your couch after a party but you didn’t complain and made breakfast for the both of us. Bonus: I made breakfast because I felt guilty
-I heard prom tickets are cheaper with a date can we go together just for cheaper tickets
-You’re always inviting me to “study” with you but you know all the fucking answers already
-I notice you’re sketching a lot on this bus Bonus: Is that me?
-I lost my little sibling in IKEA and I need your help finding them
-You’re the camp counselor my little sibling keeps talking about
-Team leaders at a summer camp Bonus: You may be hot, but goddammit my collection of twelve-year-olds are going to beat yours into the dust.
-We both have friends who party too hard and we keep running into each other in the bathroom while we hold their hair back
-I work at Chuck E. Cheese and your sibling is having a huge birthday party
-I have a service dog and you’re failing because you just stare at it instead of taking notes
-Our little siblings are on rival sports teams and I’ve made it my goal to cheer louder than you
-I thought you were my new roommate’s boyfriend so I casually invited you in but you’re actually the RA of the dorm and now you think I want to have sex with you.
-I accidentally flooded the laundry room
-I took a bunch of free condoms from health services and they all fell out of my bag at once
-The cereal dispenser in the dining hall broke while I was getting froot loops and you blame me.
-We argued so much during a class discussion that we both got kicked out Bonus: We’re still arguing outside of class
­-Your RA almost sight your illegal cat but I convinced them that it was just me meowing
- Hey I just followed my friend to your friend’s house but now they’re screwing really loudly in the other room, want to go do something else?
- You and I ride the same bus home every day but never talk but then you fell asleep and sorry to wake you up but it’s your stop next
-Your headphones aren’t plugged in at the library and you’re listening to a hardcore smut thing.
-I was taking photos for my college class but your ass got in one of the shots and you know it
-I don’t know you but they just paired us up for the haunted house and I’m not good with scary stuff

ROYAL AUS

-Your country’s trying to take over my country and you’re making it difficult to hate you because you’re so nice and attractive.
-We’ve been engaged to be married since we were three but this is the first time we’ve met
-Prince/ss + servant, not supposed to hang out, but fall in love anyways Alt.: Bodyguard, Knight
-Prince/ss from a small country nobody’s heard of in college pretending not to be royal, another student always calling me out on my bs
-My country’s going through some issues so I’m in hiding and you’re a civilian who lives in the same apartment complex as me

ASSHOLE AUS
-You drive a massive SUV and steal my parking spot all the time Bonus: I was just heading out to leave a strongly worded note under your windshield wiper but you’re hot.
-Barista and the obnoxious customer who comes through and orders a venti macchiato while talking on the phone the whole time. I misspell your name in increasingly creative ways every day. Alternative: I’m a busy businessperson and my barista keeps misspelling my name in increasingly disrespectful ways, honestly, who does this person think they are.
-We were both playing wingman for our friends who have now decided to go home together, and after five minutes of conversation we fucking hate each other, let’s bang it out.
-I saw you trying to hit the “door close” button in the elevator but I made it in and then I pushed every single button to make you later for work, but now we’re stuck in this fucking elevator as it stops at every single floor and I don’t know what to say other than “you started it”.
-I asked for your help getting a book off the top shelf and you laughed at my taste and called me a nerd so I shoved you into a table of nonfiction best-sellers and that’s how we both got banned from the community bookstore.
-I take my grades very seriously and you’re the lazy asshole who asks a ton of off-topic questions to distract the professor and I might be a foot shorter than you but I swear to god I’ll fight you.
-You tried to barge into a private conversation so I said something devastatingly witty and dismissive but you came back with something even meaner and cleverer.
-Shouting match over the last Thanksgiving turkey at the grocery store.

AIRPORT AUS
-We accidentally switched our suitcases from the airport terminal.
-I fell asleep on your shoulder and you were too polite to move or wake me up.
-Author of book gets seated next to someone reading their book
-Bonding solely via eye contact over that annoying person on our plane that we’re both slowly becoming more and more exasperated about.
-You fell asleep and I started making funny faces at your kid to keep them amused and the steward mistook us for a couple
-I’m afraid of flying and you were incredibly helpful
-I made a horrible first impression at the gate or in line for airport food but now we’re sitting next to each other.

THIS PROMPT
An immortal being has the ability to share their power with one soul and make them immortal too, so they can have a companion for all the years if they choose. Only one though. The being tells one of their lovers, whom they’ve been with for ten years or so, about their ability, and the lover begs to have the energy shared with them so they can be together for eternity.
“I can’t,” the immortal says.
“Why not?” the lover asks.
“I’m already sharing my power.”
“With who?”
The immortal looks down. “My cat.”

OR THESE
-Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself. Then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.
-World is black and white until you receive the first touch from your soulmate  Bonus: Colors only exist when they’re with you
-Imagine dating an immortal and finding a photo album of their exes who all sort of look like you dating back a century
-Merperson caught in a fisher’s net.
-Rival dragon riders.
-Bumped into each other while watching a street magic performance.
-Got drunk and broke into a dragon guarded tower together.
-Stole a sacred artifact from a witch and now I have to hunt you down.
-Well, you try talking some sense into the bridge troll.
-Pegasus joy riding.
-Werewolf gladiators.
-Your kiss broke a sirens spell.
-My folks are making you steal a griffin feather to prove your love but that’s not stopping me from going with you.
-I just fell in love with my magic mirror.
-Kidnapped by a band of magical golden hearted thieves.
-First pet dragon.

STARTERS
-Who the hell are you and why you are on my laptop
-Did you actually just blue shell me on our date, you fucker?
­-Um, hi.  Are you the one using my Wi-Fi?
-I know you hate cats, but you’re personality literally speaks cat, so I got you one. No you’re not gonna give it back to me.
-I have a confession to make, I keep coming back to this diner every Wednesday night -no, not for the dinner special. But because I’ve been having problems and the sound of your singing literally touches my soul.
-Okay dude, I’m sorry that you want to put a poster for your band up right there, but I want to put up a flyer for my lost cat, so I think I win.
-Someone gave me a fake phone number and it’s actually yours
-Hey can I borrow a dollar?
-Um, this isn’t your dorm-? Oh, okay. Yeah, um, sure you could totally sleep on my bed.  That’s totally, just feel right at home

Sources: (because there’s no way I thought of all of these on my own.Some of the sources no longer exist or have changed urls so they’re not included)
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SHIPPING INFO // Answer the following for your muse(s) so people know how shipping works on your blog. REPOST. Don’t reblog.

WHAT’S YOUR OTP FOR YOUR MUSE?:  Dalaric. Can’t help myself. When I’m 80 years old and hanging out in opium dens making the most of the last of my retirement fund, Dalaric will still be my OTP. But I have many beautiful ships. (And I’m only answering for Ric bc let’s face it, I have too many muses.)

WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO RP WHEN IT COMES TO SHIPPING?:  Most things really. It takes me time to get comfortable enough for shipping with a new writing partner and I guess we figure out what works along the way. I will never RP an abusive relationship, and while I’m willing to start things with unhealthy elements, that’s only going to be for the purposes of healing that. I won’t RP cheating.

HOW LARGE DOES THE AGE GAP HAVE TO BE TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE?:  Never underage, ever. Other than that, it’s really about the story. I mean, Ric is almost 1000 years younger than Elijah and I ship that like fedex. Generally Ric is not gonna have enough in common with someone a lot younger than him to be romantically interested, but with the right story/partner it can work anyway.

ARE YOU SELECTIVE WHEN SHIPPING?: Yes and probably slow. Even with an established partner I’ve had things that have taken a year or more to get romantic between muses (I have something now where it’s been 18 months in real time and in the story and they’re still just making moon eyes at each other and I LOVE it), but then sometimes it’s immediate dream chemistry and the right plot and it happens pretty fast. I love shipping, but only when the chemistry is there, between muns and muses.

HOW FAR DO STEAMY MOMENTS HAVE TO GO BEFORE THEY’RE CONSIDERED NS.FW?:  I write in my rules that I tag it once a shirt is off or kissing is anything but chaste. For me, ns.fw means literally ‘if my boss walked in would they be pissed’ so I set a low bar.

WHO ARE OTHER MUSES YOU SHIP YOUR MUSE WITH?: Anyone who works. My only absolutely no never ever notp is Jeremy, even in an A where they’re the same age and both aliens with no backstory. It’s always about the story for me. That said, there are things I ship that I’ve tried to R and that just don’t seem to work, and I might not try again.

DOES ONE HAVE TO ASK TO SHIP WITH YOU?: Asking is always okay if we can discuss it and you’re not in a rush. It will probably take time. Sometimes there’s just that click and Ric says ‘I want that one RIGHT NOW’ but it’s rare. He’s not confident enough.

HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIKE TO SHIP?: If we’re talking romantic, idk, as often as it works. But platonic ships are always super rad at all times.

ARE YOU MULTISHIP?:  Yep.

ARE YOU SHIP OBSESSED OR SHIP MORE-OR-LESS?: I honestly don’t know. I adore my ships but I don’t sit here looking for people to ship with.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHIP IN YOUR CURRENT FANDOM?: Dalaric.

FINALLY, HOW DOES ONE SHIP WITH YOU?:  Being prepared to be patient and see what happens, really!

TAGGED BY:  @willowbound
TAGGING: you :) tag me so I can read it x

You can’t have it both ways, Daisy. You can’t push us away and then come crawling back half dead only when you feel like it. It isn’t fair. You’ve already put a gun to my head. We’re in this together now. So suck it up.
—  Dr. Jemma Simmons

SHIPPING INFO // Answer the following for your muse(s) so people know how shipping works on your blog. REPOST. Don’t reblog.

What’s your OTP for your Muse?:  Arya x Tommen II Arya x Gendry

What are you willing to RP when it comes to shipping?:  No incest. But pretty much anything else as long as my rp partner is interested as well. 

How large does the age gap have to be to make it uncomfortable?:  Nothing too big to be honest. I’d say 10 years at most.

Are you selective when shipping?: Yes. Chemistry is very important and to date in the almost two years I’ve been roleplaying Arya I’ve only shipped with one another person and that’s the lovely, wonderful Rea @outlawerofbeets.

How far do steamy moments have to go before they’re considered NS.FW?:  I don’t do a lot of that when it comes to the naughty naughty in the bed. I’ve implied it but I don’t think I’ve really done anything explicit on this blog. I’m still a bit of a prude so I can tease and allude to it but I don’t think I’ll write any details. 

Who are other muses you ship your muse with?: @outlawerofbeets

Does one have to ask to ship with you?: Not really? But for me it’s all about chemistry and the compatibility of our muses. If there’s potential and both muns agree, then I’d love to explore it.

How often do you like to ship?: It depends on Chemistry. Arya is a picky gal. 

Are you multiship?:  I am but again, chemistry. 

Are you ship obsessed or ship more-or-less?: I’m Tomya obsessed. OBSESSED I TELL YOU.

What is your favorite ship in your current fandom?:  Tomya. Just kidding. It’s Ned/Catelyn.

Finally, how does one ship with you?:  Just come say hi and we’ll talk about it. <3

TAGGED BY:  @taintedblccd
TAGGING: @outlawerofbeets, @yngwolfrobb, @rainbowguard, @needlcd, @liiittlelord, @boywarg, @undauntedlioness

My Gemini otps

Aquarius- From the very first conversation you two have, you find yourself always wanting to be in each others company. You talk to no end about anything and everything, and you never want to stop. 

Libra- Similar to Aquarius, you two hit off from the very beginning. The only difference is there’s that flirtatious spark both of you hold. 

Aries- You’re partners in crime, and find yourselves wanting to do everything together. You both approach life in the same manner, making you an ideal match. 

anonymous asked:

2,4?

2) Are there any popular fandom OTPs you only BroTP?
Probably Tou//ken because I just value their relationship as friends so much more. I just don’t see romance adding anything to their relationship and I don’t think Touka is a suitable partner for Kaneki, in all honesty, but that’s just my opinion. I prefer them in a platonic relationship so much more; I just think it’s more meaningful than slapping them into a meaningless, generic romance.

Another one I think a lot of people like(d?) is Sei//aki. Not to say I can’t imagine Akira and Seidou in a relationship together but for me personally, it just feels kind of weird to imagine them like that. Not really for any specific reason, that’s just the vibe I get.

4) Do you have a NoTP in your fandom? Are they a popular OTP?
Are they popular? Lmao yes; my NOTPs always turn out to be the single biggest ships in the fandom (’: But yeah, it’s Tou//ken. I just feel uncomfortable at the prospect of them being together for a number of reasons I can’t really be bothered to get into but I’m sure at least some of you have seen my posts on the matter. I try not to be biased but maybe I am and I just can’t help it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I just personally don’t think they suit each other that way and a relationship between them in canon just feels wrong and unnatural to me.

Send me an ask from this list of salty fandom questions.

imaginationisagift  asked:

I just read your Kennett headcannons and i love them so much!! I stab so much for in-law friendships like Koltherine, Bonlijah, Carolijah, Kolenzo etc. If you have the time, can you do Kalijah or Klaroline headcannons? 💛

Hi! Oh wow thank you, I’m so glad u liked them. Girl, me too I’m trash for Koltherine and Kolenzo. I can definitely do some Klaroline and Kalijah headcanons (I’m actually a lil’ surprised KC wasn’t requested sooner) 

I’ll do Klaroline in a separate post and tag u.x

Kalijah Head Canons (with gifs)


  • When they get married Katherine not only makes Elijah buy a house with a HUGE walk in wardrobe but eventually they have to buy back her old apartment to keep some of Katherine’s shoes there for storage.
  • Katherine takes every opportunity (mostly when they have to be somewhere important) to seduce Elijah into shower sex.
  • Elijah has no qualms about punishing his Ekaterina when she misbehaves usually this involves being restrained with one of his ties.
  • When they first met and Elijah managed to get Katherine number she screened his calls for nearly a week before excepting a date. He flew her out to Paris the next day.
  • Between the period where Katherine escaped Klaus and when they came in contact again in mystic falls; they definitely met up in secret several times. Hence Katherine’s infamous claims.
  • Elijah speaks to Katherine in Bulgarian one of two times: a) If he’s being romantic b) If Katherine’s being… well Katherine.
  • Katherine speaks to Elijah in Bulgarian for one of two reasons: a) if she’s talking shit about someone b) if she’s tempting him with the promise of something explicit.
  • Kol is Katherine’s partner in crime Always and Forever™
  • Katherine is secretly extremely ticklish but \Elijah is the only one who knows about it.

ugggh my feeeels

(none of these gifs are mine)

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you my headcanons for them.

tfw you’re caliborn

splickedyLit [SL] began jeering toastyHat [TH]

SL: TOASTY. I WANT YOu TO DRAW ME SOME PORNOGRAPHY.
TT: You got it. 
SL: OH YES.
SL: YOu WILL DRAW ME MY PORNOGRAPHY, TOASTY HuMAN HAT.
SL: I WILL HAVE MY POuND OF SMuT.

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TH: Seriously, should I just start drawing naked people or what.
SL: uH. NAKED PEOPLE?
TH: Yeah. Naked people doing it and stuff.
TH: You know. Porn.
SL: OH. NO.
SL: NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.
SL: AWFuL HORRIBLE BARF. NO. FuCK THAT NOISE.
SL: THERE WILL BE NO NuDITY.
SL: OR WHATEVER uNPLEASANT BEHAVIOR THAT PASSES FOR PROCREATIVE EXERCISE AMONG YOuR PEOPLE.
SL: WHAT I HAVE IN MIND IS SO MuCH MORE.
SL: SCANDALOuS…..
TH: Awesome.
TH: Lay it on me.

-

SL: NOW HAVE THE GAMZEE TROLL SAY. 
SL: OH GOD. 
SL: I FEEL SO uTTERLY OBSCENE EVEN *TYPING* THIS. 
SL: HA HA. FuuuCK. 
SL: MY CHEEKS ARE PROBABLY BRIGHT RED RIGHT NOW. 
TH: Typing what? 
SL: MAKE HIM SAY… 
SL: “I LOVE YOu." 

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TH: You got it.
TH: Which steamy adult activities would you like me to convey this time?
SL: MAKE THE KARKAT TROLL STROKE HIS HAIR.
SL: HE NEEDS HIM. AS A PALE ROMANTIC PARTNER. EMOTIONALLY.
TH: You have a filthy mind, but ok.
SL: GOOD.
SL: I WANT TO SEE LONGING IN HIS EYES.
SL: MAKE THERE BE LONGING. DO IT.

-

SL: I WANT THEM TO TROLL "HOLD HANDS”. THEY WILL TROLL “HOLD HANDS” NOW.
SL: THEIR MOIRALLEGIANCE IS BLOSSOMING BEFORE OuR EYES AND TO OuR uNSPEAKABLE DISMAY. CAN YOu FEEL IT TOASTY?
TH: Yes.
SL: FuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuCK.
SL: THAT IS JuST DOWNRIGHT.
SL: *AFFFFFFFECTIONAAAAAATE.*
SL: OHHHHHHHHHH.

Some AU ideas:

  • “We’re the only two in the bar watching the game and keep locking eyes when our team scores” AU
  • “My cat keeps going to your house to eat and you got my number off the new collar I gave him” AU
  • “I accidentally concussed you in the grocery store when you tripped on the stack of cans I knocked over” AU
  • “My date stood me up at the restaurant and I just watched your partner break up with you so I offered you the spare seat at my table” AU
  • “I’m locked out of my apartment in my underwear and waiting for the super and you’re in the apartment across the hall trying to pretend you weren’t checking me out” AU
  • “We are the only two at the costume party who didn’t dress up” AU
  • “We’re both doing the walk of shame from different apartments and the elevator gets stuck on the way down” AU