me, an aromantic: honestly marriage is a huge waste of time and money. what is even the point. it’s literally just a big unnecessarily expensive party that’s over-hyping up one little kiss. one. people kiss all the time for free. people don’t need a wedding okay if the sims can elope in the kitchen all by themselves then so can real life people. do you know where the money for a wedding dress could go?? that kind of money could buy a HELICOPTER. but no these people are buying a wedding dress they’re literally only gonna wear once in their entire life. just so they can kiss their partner. it’s not even their first kiss. it’s like their 1,229th kiss. these people have kissed already. what are they doing. what the fuck
my OTP: exists
me: MARRIAGE IMMEDIATELY MARRIAGE IMMEDIATELY MARRIAGE IMMEDIATELY MARRIAGE IMMEDIATELY MARRIA
so yesterday my class and me went on a schooltrip to Paris to go to some kind of museum about the french monarchie and what they did in their freetime. At one point of our vistit, the guide lead us into big and classy looking ballroom or something, dimmed the lights, started playing music and said we should get a partner and dance. And during that little ball i heard two of the boyd
s, who are like best friends, say to each other
Bro, should we dance?
Only if I get to dance with you, Bro
Of course, Bro. Anything for you!
Dudebro 1 & 2:
start to slowdance to the music.
-sees and films the whole thing- That's so cute! I can totally imagine my OTP doing that! But i still have no one to dance with.
In the end i just kept on watching these two guys and two girls slowdancing with each other in a #nohomo way and was lonly for the rest of the ball in the corner of losers, losing my shit over OTP-feels
Hi okay so some anon asked me to do this through my ask but I’m not exactly sure where it went?? Anyways enjoy! Hopefully this’ll change your view on things!
1. They make each other a better person: “I’m going to have to raise my level too.I was always a good student. You were always the smartest student in the class. That’s not good enough.” “Didn’t you ask us to help you figure out love? Then go figure it out.”
2. They’re both adorable dorks. and often parallel each other: *Both to Zay*: “GET OUT.” “YYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY”
3. They’re always there for each other, no matter what: “I’m always here for you.”
4. They love each other for who they are: “You’re Farkle and it’s a state of being. There’s only one, and everyone who cares about you knows that.” “I’m glad you’re back to normal. I love you [both] any way you are.”
5. They both have faith in each other: “I’m here because I believe in Riley.” “I hope that my friends will be right with me, Farkle.”
6. They care so much about each other: “I’m doing it for you Riley, I care so much about you I want you to know the truth is always the best thing.” “And everybody who cares about you knows that.”
7. They’ve said I love you to each other: “I love you, Farkle.” “And I love you.”
8.Farkle wants nothing more than for Riley to be happy: “What’s your cost Riley? Your own happiness?” “I want you happy.”
9. They both want to go to Mars: “You. Me. Mars. Let’s do this thing.” “Nobody wants to be the first girl on Mars?”
10. Farkle’s favorite sound in the world is Riley’s giggle: “That giggle is my favorite sound in the whole world.”
11. Riley never wants to settle for less than Farkle: “For the rest of our lives, let’s never settle for anyone less than Farkle.”
12. Farkle only wants the best for Riley: “I do. There is no situation where I wouldn’t want that for you.”
13. Their adorable banter: “Good. Good. Fineh! Fineh!” “I’m gonna be Pippin.” “They’re not putting on Pippin.” “I’m gonna be Pippin in whatever they’re putting on.” “HAAAAAAAA!”
14. When Farkle cries in GMGLONY, Riley is the one to comfort him.
15. They were both the first to figure out that the other was getting bullied: “Farkle. This isn’t you. This isn’t the Farkle that I know and I want to know why and I want to know now.” “Of course Riley is weird goofy and unique, that’s what we all love about her!” “Then what’s the problem?” “Somebody doesn’t.”
16. In addition to that, Farkle was the only one who realized that Riley was hiding the fact that she still liked Lucas: “You’re a liar. You’re lying to yourself.”
17. Farkle felt bad for not having more faith in Riley to do their Science project: “Our failure’s not your fault Riley, our failure’s on me. I should’ve had more faith in you.”
18. They’ve had more important conversations with each other than any other pairing (besides Rilaya) on the show: “All I know is that we don’t lie to each other. We don’t lie to each other Riley.”
19. Farkle put his favorite orange turtleneck into the time capsule, which was the same turtleneck that Riley wore to stand up for him: “Your favorite orange turtleneck.”
20. They’ve both referenced to having kids with each other: “A good Earth for our children.” “You mean take care of the babies, Farkle?”
21. They’ve known each other since they were little.
22. Lucaya Parallels: “I could never hurt you.” “Because he’s great.” “Okay.”
23. Farkle always believes in Riley: “I’m here because I believe in Riley.” “I think we should have some faith in our Riley.”
24. Farkle immediately regretted leaving Riley when she believed in him: “Riley has such faith in people. I mean, yeah, she had faith in the seniors” (“But she had even more faith in us.”)
25. They call each other out immediately, if the other is doing something wrong: “By relegating me to a second class marble dropper you are stopping me from realizing my full potential.” “We don’t lie to each other, Riley.”
26. How Farkle stared at the back of Riley’s head and admired her.
27. How Riley finally started looking back at him.
28. How whenever they work together, they get results: (See Girl Meets STEM & Girl Meets Belief)
29. How they were the only two with a clear beaker: “Nice job partner.” “Partner.”
EDIT: I never got to finish this, but I don’t think I will anytime soon. So enjoy this unfinished post.
Bets Are A Dish Best Served Cold - Part 1 (Bucky x Reader)
Synopsis - (Sort of) Enemies to Lovers AU Based on Amy and Jake from Brooklyn 99. You and Bucky are two of Brooklyn’s best detectives, however its known throughout the precinct that you two are as good as nemesises as far as petty jabs and insults are concerned. After being partnered up on a case the two of you make a bet to see who can make the most arrests before the end of summer. Both tensions and feelings are riled. Are the two of you destined to be enemies or something else?
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader
Warnings: Swearing, mentions of robberies, vandalism and graffiti, petty arguing, Bucky being a smug ass
Word Count: 2,880
A/N:First and foremost, I dedicate this Fic to @poe-also-bucky because Michelle is awesome and always so kind 💙
So I love Brooklyn 99 and Jake and Amy are one of my OTPs and yesterday whilst washing up the dishes I came up with this idea based on their bet is Season one! This idea was literally nagging me so I just had to write it despite needing to finish and write other fics, This won’t be a majorly long series, maybe only 6 parts? But if you’d like to be tagged, let me know!
“So how’s work life with your temporary partner?” Natasha said, smirking a little as she walked over to your desk holding two cups of coffees.
“Ugh, don’t remind me.” You groaned rubbing your forehead. “Bucky is insufferable.”
“Well, I’ve got to say, you’ve surprised me, I really thought one of you would have killed the other by now.” She chuckled, taking a sip from one of the cups.
It was pretty much known throughout the precinct that you and Bucky couldn’t go more than ten minutes without some snarky remark, petty jab or insults that may or not lead to an argument and you threatening to throw your stapler at his head.
It wasn’t that you hated Bucky, in fact you actually felt a small admiration for the man. He was intelligent and extremely athletic making him a more than capable detective, despite one of his arms being a prosthetic. When you first met him you were actually impressed by his determination and talents. Any fondness you felt for the man then soon dissolved as the two of you were met with a personality clash.
You would be the last person to admit that both you and Bucky were extremely similar despite the contrast of your personalities. Where he possessed the emotional maturity of a ten year old, discovering playboy magazines for the first time you were prudent and serious - minded. Clint had joked that you were the “mother” of the police force.
When he wasn’t on the field and making arrests, Bucky’s focus plummeted from 10 to zero. It seemed his focus was replaced with the ability to be the most obnoxiously unbearable man in Brooklyn. His locker stunk as though something had died, the same as his desk drawers which just had to be situated next to yours. He was constantly playing around with things on his desk, flicking pen lids and paper clips at you, singing out of key or making references to Tom Cruise movies.
My commissions are open! I need another car before my next semester starts (rip my chevy aveo). So I’m saving up.
For my paintings this summer, I’m only charging the additional character fee for a third character and so on after that. So, instead of OTP paintings being $110, they’re just a flat $85. You can choose between two brushes, and really whatever color pallet you’d like. I don’t charge for any body percentages (such as half body or full body) and I don’t charge for general backgrounds.
NSFW, Furries, OCs, You and your Partner/Girlfriend/Boyfriend
Extreme/Hyper/ Unsanitary/ Harmful fetishes, Anything underage, other things that I may consider immoral. If you’re unsure, just ask, I’ll tell you if something is acceptable.
Please contact at: CelesteJessie@yahoo.com with description and references.
Whatever you do don’t imagine your OTPs sitting in their pairs round a campfire. Some are roasting marshmallows and feeding them to eat other - one couple in a cutesy way, another in a ‘fuck you my marshmallows are way better, taste them TASTE THEM I SAY’ way.
Then there’s the couple that are drunk off their ass and can’t stop giggling about various words in the English language that exist but clearly shouldn’t exist.
There’s another couple that aren’t even there, the rest of the group could have sworn they were there 5 minutes ago but now they’re probably fucking a little ways off.
Someone has a guitar and thinks they’re the bees knees and it’s only a punch on the arm from their partner that gets them to 'fucking stop it and let someone else play’.
Under a tree there’s another couple fast asleep in each other’s arms and under a different tree there’s someone also asleep while their partner draws dicks on their face.
A tall person is shouting up at another tree which their short partner is determinedly climbing just to prove they can.
The shorter one(Person B) gets drunk off their ass and is rambling about some political stuff when they stop suddenly.
Person A (who is the designated driver) raises and eyebrow at their partner and before they can ask what’s wrong, Person B shouts, “you know what the only good thing about being short is?”
Person A tries to shush them but they’re interrupted by Person B putting their head on Person A’s chest.
“I like this.”
Person A blushes and murmurs, “you like hearing my heart beat?”
Person B looks up and smiles, “nope, I like this.”
They begin wildly motor boating Person A.
The next morning Person B wakes up hungover to a very embarrassed and giggly Person A who spends the entirety of the rest of the morning making boob puns while Person B is trying to figure out why.
hey I know you probably don't wanna talk about it...but I really only watched tvd for steroline-they're my fav brotp going otp, and yet... I read your post the other day in which you said something about Stefan suffering from PTSD and thus kinda suicidal. It makes me think of couples who struggle with mental illness, and then I rmb Virginia Woolf and her suicide note to her husband. Seeing how both Caroline and Woolf's husband must have brought so much happiness to their partners, it's so sad.
Hey there! I’ve never read Virginia Woolf, but I can imagine that Caroline was devastated to learn that Stefan chose to die on their wedding day. Especially knowing that Stefan struggled with his dark side. Stefan always had a low sense of self-worth, and he had a death wish since ssn 1. I’m sure that Stefan thought that he was doing everyone a a favor when he died - saving the day - making their lives better - unburdening them with his drama. But Stefan never understood that he was respected and loved because his presence brought light to other people’s lives.
Stefan: Why do you have a thing for me?
Caroline: I don’t.
Stefan: Ok. Um. Why did you have a thing for me?
Caroline: We said that we would never talk about this again, so just -
Stefan: Look Caroline, please just talk to me. Tell me how, tell me why. Please just make me understand how it is that I missed it.
Caroline: What kind of question is that? Why did I have a thing for you? I don’t know, Stefan. Maybe it’s because I thought you were worth having a thing for. Because when I woke up as a vampire you told me that I would get through it and I did. Because when I watched Elena move on with your brother I couldn’t imagine why she would let anyone like you go. Because you were practically my best friend. Because I trusted you.
And of course that moment before they kiss: “Because when you told me you hated me, that was pretty much the worst thing I had heard in a long time.”
Stefan never got it.
And Poor Caroline. She was widowed on her wedding day.
Let us fill the gruvia tag with some positivity. What are your top 5 gruvia moments?
I see you making this question a lot around there and well thank you :)
#5 “So you are in the guild now”
Here, the first bc I love how genuinely happy is Gray when Juvia join the guild. She didn’t tell to the master that she helped Team Natsu and he welcomes her in an effusive way.
#4 “I’m here with you”
ALL ABOUT THIS! Gray knows Juvia is scared and worried then he holds her hand with affection.
Haters love to say that Gray dislikes Juvia and he is forced to be with her. Big lie. They are friends, they go to missions together and many times are spending time just like in this scene that have a normal moment and Alzack and Bisca shipping them lol
#2 “Thanks for being by my side”
In his own words. He thanked her for be with him, she is someone important to him.
#1 “We have the best teamwork”
Ok, this is not a moment but is my fav quality about them. They are amazing battle partners. This is the main difference with the other ships. They can fight side by side. You must really trust in someone to do this <3
Hey, so I mentioned a few days ago that you got me to start playing Mass Effect. I have been unable to function. I'm almost done with ME2, the only thing forcing me off the computer is when my Steam share partner needs to use the account. Im already plotting out post ME3 fics because I've heard rumors and I refuse to let my Shakarian OTP end that way. I think my mind and soul have been Indoctrinated.
not for a couple of weeks already actually. a little bit sorry i ever was at all, but mostly happy about it. it gave me lots of great actors to follow in every sense of the word, an OTP that turned my life upside down and, if you think about it, a really great story, nothing like i’ve ever watched before in my life.
i loved ouat. i haven’t been in the fandom for a very long time, only for about two years, but it took all over my life. i gave my heart, my mind and my soul to this fandom. and it was probably the most destructive fandoms i’ve ever been a part of. like you know those relationships, when everything goes like shit, you’re in pain, you hate your partner, you hate yourself, but you’re just not able to end it. because on the other hand you love your partner and this relationship gives you something you don’t want to give up, and there are always moments that you cherish like nothing else in your life. and this constant battle between love and hate, affection and disgust destroys you. that basically was me and ouat.
the point always was that as long as i love it a tiny little bit more than i hate it, i’m in. and i suffered through every shitty plot-twist A&E gave us, through every time someone called capswan relationship healthy and through all the times the creators acted like other ships and their fans don’t matter.
one day i decided i’m done. my moment of enlightenment happened when i’ve seen what they did to Emma and Regina’s first hug. they basically spitted all the swanqueen fans in the faces with that gesture and well i thought that was unacceptable.
i was completely devastated, heartbroken even. and i changed my mind a billion times that day, told myself that i overreacted and just one hug wasn’t such a big deal to actually stop watching the show. but i didn’t and it was. and i knew that giving up on ouat was actually the best idea i’ve had since i’ve started watching it.
what i love most about not watching the show is that i can see actors apart from it now. like i don’t have to look at everything they say and do through the prism of their characters. more specifically, i don’t have to worry anymore about starting to hate Colin, because i hate Hook, stuff like that. i also don’t have to justify every shitty thing A&E do in each episode, therefore i’m more or less calm about my mental health now, because i’ve been honestly worried lately about losing it.
i miss it, though. i mean i gave my soul to this show, of course i’d miss it. i really love the cast, every single actress and actor, i adore them. Lana and Jennifer, i mean, i literally pray on these women. so it’s a bit sad to know that there’s something they are making and proud of, that i won’t watch. but it’s sometimes a part of a fan’s life, i guess.
so yeah. i’m not a oncer anymore, i’m free and trying to build myself again from the ruins ouat made of me and fill the void it left in my life.
(and yes i totally had to write all this)
p.s. if in the last episode of season 6 there will be a HUGE plot-twist and we’ll find out capswan and everything else that happened in the last two seasons was a lie, i have no idea what would i be more: happy, annoyed or amused.
to a 24 hour drug store in the middle of the night
-Going to a theme park together
-One of them
crying because their favorite character died and the other comforting them
one sitting on the others lap and telling a story about their day
-One of them
playing with the other’s hair as they rest their head on their lap
irresponsible one getting drunk and the responsible one insisting on driving
horror movies and one of them covering the other’s eyes during the scary parts
-Singing high school musical duets in the shower
heated discussions about their fave superheroes/villains
over what cereal to buy
of each other’s nerdy underwear
calling each other
- Pulling lame
pranks/making stupid bets on each other 24/7
about who ate the last pop tart
- Having a
water pistol/balloon fight inside
horribly at being functioning adults
OTHER OTP THINGS -Which
one put googly eyes on their nipples and which one would come into the bedroom
and immediately walk out again
-Which one waits at the airport with a sign that says “Huge Loser”
-Is the most
-Who is most
likely to carry the other?
-Who wakes up
-Who says I
love you first?
MISCELLANEOUS AUS/INSPIRATIONS -I’m
sitting in my backyard by the pool/sunbathing when I sneeze. You say “bless you”
and scare the hell out of me -You’re
the lifeguard at the pool and I pretend to drown so you can “save me” but it
sort of back fires and now I’m banned from the pool for life but at least you
walked me out and gave me your number -I’m
doing a road trip and ran out of gas. You’re a cop that was passing by and
waits with me while I wait for AAA -I get a sunburn so bad I can barely move but I have to go to the store to get aloe
and you’re an employee and wince sympathetically when I go to pay for it (and
when I get home I find out that you wrote your number on my receipt) -I was trying to buy some candy from the
vending machine but it got stuck and you saw and helped me get my candy out. 2 packets
came out, but no you can’t have one -We
both wanted the last bit of orange chicken at panda express but while we were
arguing over who got it someone else bought it -We’re
at a music festival and everything was fine until your fucking giant ass showed
up, but when I hit your shoulder repeatedly to yell at you, you turned out to
be super cute -I
went up to you at this bar to talk to you but it turns out that you just got
dumped -We’re both on different dates, but our dates ran into each other and it turns
out they used to date You’re performing at an open-mic night and played a couple
covers and one of the songs you played makes me cry every time - Yoga -I saw you
in my favourite band’s merch and want to grab a drink? -My pet
rabbit slipped under your fence -I’m going to fuckin reek you at scrabble I don’t care its 3 am -I tripped
and tried to grab onto something but I accidentally pulled your pants down with
me -I might be drunk right now but your house was the only one I remembered -Shut your
fucking mouth for a second or I’ll have to make out with you to shut you up -You said
you were going to cut your hair you didn’t say it’d look /that/ good. -Apparently
our mutual friend said to both of us they’d meet up with us here but they’re not
here. -You’re locked out of your place in your underwear and forgot your key -I happened
to glance into your window just in time to see you do a slamming’ air guitar
solo -Our building
has a strict No Pet Policy and your cat will not stop meowing, I WILL report
you -The postal worker delivered your package to my place and I was expecting
something so I totally didn’t look before I opened it and… wow that is um -I live a
block away from this pizza place that stays open until 2 am and you’re
literally ALWAYS there -I dropped my ring and you came to
pick it up, but everyone thinks that you’re proposing -I did not mean to leave the blinds open and change but now you’re staring
at me -The hotel gave me your suitcases by accident -Annoying
next door neighbor and you keep me up all night with your partying. -You’re an
underwear model and there’s a giant billboard of you across from where I work -We live door to door and your loud singing in the shower
every night annoys the shit out of me. -We meet
every day on our lunch break by the hot-dog stand and one time I forget my
wallet -Taxi cab driver/ passenger -I work at an animal shelter and you come in looking for a pet pretty often. -Voice actors and we have to voice a lot of romantic scenes -Teachers at an elementary school and your class is super loud -We took this game of gay chicken too seriously’ when you took your pants off -I used to be the best baker in the neighborhood but then you showed up at with
a stack of brownies which almost gave me an orgasm. -Laser tag party and we’re the last two alive on opposite teams. -You’ve won best costume for the past three years. This year I am wearing the best
costume ever. Bonus:
Wait you actually look really cute. When did you turn hot? What the fuck? -Everyone pretty much thinks we’re dating, so if you’re up for it why the hell
not? -I was on my
balcony and you started loudly quoting Romeo and Juliet at me. -I spilled
my drink down your shirt and then tried to drink it off you. -We had an
impromptu rap duet in the middle of the party. -You kept
asking everyone to play the cha cha slide, then passed out when the song
started. -You keep
shouting “THIS IS MY JAM” at every song that comes on. -Whenever you saw me you’d shout ‘WHOOOOOOOOO’ really loudly and then do
finger guns at me before walking off -You thought I was your friend and pulled me up on the table to dance with you.
Now you’re shirtless and grinding on me. -You start singing the national anthem when it got really quiet. -You threw
up on my shoes Bonus: twice/again -We live in adjacent apartments and one day I accidentally knocked a hole in
the wall -Cosplayers
that somehow always manage to meet each other at cons dressed as a popular ships
–You and I both got arrested for holding up traffic to let a duck with
ducklings cross the -We bonded on the train through our mutual exasperation at another Spiderman
reboot. -I work at a
fruit store and you come in at almost every day and rearrange stuff on the
shelves then leave, but today you made the apples spell “call me" - I just fell face first into your crotch and this is really awkward -We were both hanging out at the bar I
was eyeing you, but someone else came along and hit on you and now I’m pretending
to be your bf/gf because you are obviously disgusted. -Didn’t notice you until our dogs started randomly making love in the
street -I saw you getting robbed so I tried to help but you thought I was the
thief and you punched me. -My friend dragged me to the nude beach, but I’m fully dressed and you’re not. -I was pulled over because you thought I was drunk, but I’m not, I’m just
really frustrated. -We’re both single parents and our kids hate each other -I called you hot and randomly made out with you on the street for a YouTube
video, but you made out with me back so I don’t know what to do now -Kiss Cam at a baseball game -You fell asleep in public and started
sleep talking, I tried to wake you up but now I have a bleeding nose. - I thought you were a robber trying to get into my neighbor’s house and
I called the cops on you, turns out your brother is late and you don’t have a
key -Our older siblings are graduating and we met
at the ceremony but our families think we’re dating. -You work at the drive
through and your voice is just so attractive. -I just have thoughts that you’re a really good hugger and so I just
hugged you -We have to
go camping together and share a sleeping bag -We’re at a friend’s wedding and we happen to be the few single ones without
dance partners -You’re the only other person in the theatre in this movie so why not
sit together? -Book club -Adventure
cycling class and we’re the slowest people -I work at the animal shelter and you always come in to pet
the cats when you’re sad -I can hear
you sneezing through the walls and I brought some chicken noodle soup over for
HIGH SCHOOL/ COLLEGE AUS
-When I agreed to this road trip I had no idea you were coming along and now I
have to sit next to you for 8 hours.
-You are literally perfect at everything and I’m just a mess when it comes to…
um, everything. Can you help me finish
this paper for lit?
really bad at beer pong but you do this really cute dance before you throw the
ball so I’m letting you stay on my team.
friend dared us both to chug a whole pint of beer and I’m not letting you beat
grabbed for the last bottle of the good beer
is throwing this huge sleepover in your basement and as I look around your
kitchen for snacks you come down the stairs wearing nothing but a pair of low
-Best friend’s little sister but I kissed you at a party
-My friends dared me I couldn’t get a date with you. I keep bugging you
until you say yes. Bonus: you find out about the dare/ I realize
I like you
be my boyfriend/girlfriend to make my ex jealous.
-Class clown finds me in the back of the library bawling my eyes out
because my boyfriend/girlfriend just dumped & shit stop making me laugh I’m supposed to be sad
until 3 in the morning and having to sleep over at each other’s house.
Lab Partner. Bonus: Now we always choose each other
like changing in front of people in the locker room can you cover me from now
-I’m stuck in
my locker and you’re the only one in the hall.
-None of my
friends are good at math and I need a tutor.
-I twisted my
ankle and you’re the only one here strong enough to carry me to the nurse.
-I lent you
my cool pencil months ago and you still use it
-We were both
skipping class at the same time in the bathroom but someone passed by and now
were hiding in a cramped stall
accidentally took your notebook thinking it was mine
sitting by me at lunch because I’m alone but we never talk
-I was really hungry but had no money and you bought me lunch even though I
don’t know you. Bonus:
You make two lunches every morning and give one of them to me every day
-I left my phone number on the bathroom stall wall and you text me about your
day and your frustrations Alternative.: Someone wrote cute notes
in the bathroom stall and your notes match the handwriting
-Our friends grouped up for prom but we’re the only two without a date let’s
-I fell asleep on your couch after a party but you didn’t complain and made
breakfast for the both of us. Bonus: I made breakfast because I
-I heard prom tickets are cheaper with a date can we go together just for
-You’re always inviting me to “study” with you but you know
all the fucking answers already
you’re sketching a lot on this bus Bonus: Is that me?
-I lost my
little sibling in IKEA and I need your help finding them
camp counselor my little sibling keeps talking about
-Team leaders at a summer camp Bonus: You may be hot, but goddammit
my collection of twelve-year-olds are going to beat yours into the dust.
-We both have
friends who party too hard and we keep running into each other in the bathroom
while we hold their hair back
-I work at
Chuck E. Cheese and your sibling is having a huge birthday party
-I have a
service dog and you’re failing because you just stare at it instead of taking
siblings are on rival sports teams and I’ve made it my goal to cheer louder
-I thought you were my new
roommate’s boyfriend so I casually invited you in but you’re actually the RA of
the dorm and now you think I want to have sex with you.
accidentally flooded the laundry room
-I took a
bunch of free condoms from health services and they all fell out of my bag at
-The cereal dispenser in the dining hall broke while I was
getting froot loops and you blame me.
-We argued so
much during a class discussion that we both got kicked out Bonus: We’re still
arguing outside of class
-Your RA almost sight your illegal cat but I convinced them
that it was just me meowing
- Hey I just followed my friend to your friend’s house but now they’re
screwing really loudly in the other room, want to go do something else?
- You and I ride the same bus home every day but never talk but then you fell
asleep and sorry to wake you up but it’s your stop next
-Your headphones aren’t plugged in at the library and you’re listening
to a hardcore smut thing.
-I was taking photos for my college class but your ass got in one of the shots
and you know it
-I don’t know you but they just paired us up for the haunted house and
I’m not good with scary stuff
country’s trying to take over my country and you’re making it difficult to hate
you because you’re so nice and attractive.
-We’ve been engaged to be married since we were three but this is the
first time we’ve met
-Prince/ss + servant, not supposed to hang out, but fall in love anyways Alt.: Bodyguard, Knight
-Prince/ss from a small country nobody’s heard of in college
pretending not to be royal, another student always calling me out on my bs
-My country’s going through some issues so I’m in hiding and you’re a
civilian who lives in the same apartment complex as me
-You drive a massive SUV and steal my parking spot all the time Bonus:
I was just heading out to leave a strongly worded note under your windshield
wiper but you’re hot.
the obnoxious customer who comes through and orders a venti macchiato while
talking on the phone the whole time. I misspell your name in increasingly
creative ways every day. Alternative: I’m a busy businessperson and my
barista keeps misspelling my name in increasingly disrespectful ways, honestly,
who does this person think they are.
both playing wingman for our friends who have now decided to go home together,
and after five minutes of conversation we fucking hate each other, let’s bang
-I saw you
trying to hit the “door close” button in the elevator but I made it in and then
I pushed every single button to make you later for work, but now we’re stuck in
this fucking elevator as it stops at every single floor and I don’t know what
to say other than “you started it”.
-I asked for
your help getting a book off the top shelf and you laughed at my taste and
called me a nerd so I shoved you into a table of nonfiction best-sellers and
that’s how we both got banned from the community bookstore.
-I take my
grades very seriously and you’re the lazy asshole who asks a ton of off-topic
questions to distract the professor and I might be a foot shorter than you but
I swear to god I’ll fight you.
-You tried to
barge into a private conversation so I said something devastatingly witty and
dismissive but you came back with something even meaner and cleverer.
match over the last Thanksgiving turkey at the grocery store.
AUS -We accidentally switched our suitcases from the airport
asleep on your shoulder and you were too polite to move or wake me up.
book gets seated next to someone reading their book
-Bonding solely via eye contact over that annoying person on
our plane that we’re both slowly becoming more and more exasperated about.
asleep and I started making funny faces at your kid to keep them amused and the
steward mistook us for a couple
of flying and you were incredibly helpful
-I made a
horrible first impression at the gate or in line for airport food but now we’re
sitting next to each other.
An immortal being has the ability to share their power with one soul and make
them immortal too, so they can have a companion for all the years if they
choose. Only one though. The being tells one of their lovers, whom they’ve been
with for ten years or so, about their ability, and the lover begs to have the
energy shared with them so they can be together for eternity.
the immortal says.
the lover asks.
sharing my power.”
looks down. “My cat.”
-Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone
is going to die except for yourself. Then one day people start acting
nice to you. Like, really nice.
-World is black and white until you receive the first touch from your soulmate Bonus: Colors only exist when
they’re with you
dating an immortal and finding a photo album of their exes who all sort of look
like you dating back a century
-Merperson caught in a fisher’s net.
each other while watching a street magic performance.
and broke into a dragon guarded tower together.
sacred artifact from a witch and now I have to hunt you down.
try talking some sense into the bridge troll.
broke a sirens spell.
-My folks are
making you steal a griffin feather to prove your love but that’s not stopping
me from going with you.
-I just fell
in love with my magic mirror.
a band of magical golden hearted thieves.
the hell are you and why you are on my laptop
-Did you actually just blue shell me on our date, you fucker?
-Um, hi. Are you the one using my Wi-Fi?
-I know you hate cats, but you’re personality literally speaks cat, so I got
you one. No you’re not gonna give it back to me.
-I have a confession to make, I keep coming back to this diner every Wednesday
night -no, not for the dinner special. But because I’ve been having problems
and the sound of your singing literally touches my soul.
I’m sorry that you want to put a poster for your band up right there, but I
want to put up a flyer for my lost cat, so I think I win.
me a fake phone number and it’s actually yours
-Hey can I borrow a dollar?
-Um, this isn’t your dorm-? Oh, okay.
Yeah, um, sure you could totally sleep on my bed. That’s totally, just feel right at home
Sources:(because there’s no way I thought of all of these on my own.Some of the sources no longer exist or have changed urls so they’re not included) xx xxxxxxxxxx
Elves wedded only once in life and that was for love and of free will. They had few children, but these were very dear to them. When one of the partners of an Elven marriage dies the marriage is not yet ended, but is in abeyance. For those that were joined are now sundered; but their union remains still a union of will.