otp: you are funny!

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“Who needs romance when you can have bromance”

  • Lance: (phone starts ringing)
  • Shiro: (looks at who is calling)
  • Shiro: (laughs) You still call your dad 'Daddy'?
  • Lance: (answers call and makes direct eye contact with Shiro)
  • Lance: Hey, Keith
  • Shiro: (chokes on drink)
You aren't sorted by what traits you have but by what traits you value the most.

Else Fred and George would’ve been a Slytherin, Hermione a Ravenclaw, Luna a Hufflepuff and Cedric a Gryffindor. You can fight me on this.

Lance:Keith why are you wearing a crop top?

Keith:Cause I like wearing them that’s why.

(Shiro walks into the room)

Shiro:Okay you two what are you bickering
about no-

(Sees Keith wearing a crop top)

Shiro…..

(Shiro walks out of the room)

Lance:Oh look what you did Keith you made Shiro feel uncomfortable by you wearing that thing.

Keith:Oh shut up Lance!

(10 minutes later Shiro comes home with a forever 21 bag)

Shiro:Here I bought you about like 10 new crop tops and I want to see how they look on you.

Lance's Indirect Kiss From Keith

Keith : *Drinking water, minding his own business*

Lance : *Notices Keith* Can I have a drink?

Keith : *Shrugs* Sure… *Hands him water bottle*

Lance : Thanks. *Starts drinking*

In Lance’s mind : Wait.

In Lance’s mind : Does this mean I’m indIRECTLY KISSING KEITH?!?!

Lance : *Starts choking on water*

Keith :

Keith :

Keith : Lance wtf—

Shiro: I have to get something off my chest.

Keith: *fingers crossed* is it your shirt, I hope it’s your shirt! Please god let it be his shirt!

  • Jason: How come you were in the bathroom this morning?
  • Piper: I heard you singing.
  • Jason: Are you sure it had nothing to do with the fact that I was naked in the shower?
  • Piper: I didn't know you were naked