*Prompto and Noctis watching Gladio hit on a girl in the distance*
Prom: Do you ever wonder why Gladio’s always hitting on girls?
Noct: Probably something to do with his manly pride or bringing honor to the Amicitia name.
Prom: Man, I wish I could have THAT many girls heart throb over me…
Noct: Dude, we’re literally on a date.
Prom: Well, duh, but wouldn’t it be nice to have girls always wanting your attention?
Prom: Oh, right. You’re the Prince of Lucis. You know, after all these years of getting to know you, I forget that a lot.
Noct: Um…anyway, back to what we were talking about…
Prom: Yeah, yeah! So, I just don’t think Gladio’s straight.
Prom: No, listen! He hits on girls to make us think he’s straight. It’s a mind game, Noct!
Noct: Alright, no more candy for you. *takes a sip of coffee*
Ignis: *walks by* Well, he certainly was not straight last night.
Noct: *spits coffee*
Prom: IN YOUR FACE!