otp: what am i supposed to do with him

markhamillz  asked:

Pidgance Superhero AU!

hehehe here ya go:

Lance has a bad habit of being where he shouldn’t.

“I thought I told you to get to safety!” Pidge yells when she finds him cowering behind a car, that blasted camera around his neck.  The bank they’re across from has gone up in flames after her fight with Hex, and Pidge is doing her best to control the damage until the fire department arrives.

“I am safe,” Lance replies.  “I’m over here, and the explosion is over there.”

As if on cue, the lamppost behind him gives way.  Pidge reacts perhaps more violently than she should—her hands come up of their own accord, wrenching the giant metal pole about to crush her friend out of the air and sending it flying toward the burning building instead, where it shatters even more glass.

Lance looks at the building, looks back at her, and gapes.  “Uh.”

If he had a superpower, Pidge decides, it’d probably be sheer dumb luck.

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the lizzie bennet diaries meme:

ten episodes; hyper-mediation in new media
“Okay, with the benefit of hindsight, there is clearly something missing from my last video: me asking Bing why the hell he let himself get talked into dumping my sister! The perfect opportunity was right there, and I just let it fly on by. All I had to do was say, ‘Bing, why do you let your sister and your best friend run your love life?’ Or, ‘Bing, are you aware that your sister and your best friend run your love life?’ Or maybe, uh, ‘Bing, are you aware to the extent which your sister and your best friend run your love life, and maybe the rest of your life, I’m not sure.’ That’s the problem with being here and not home. For the last year, whenever I’ve had something to work out, I’ve done it on the videos. Nothing like a little costume theater to focus the mind. But costume theater requires someone to do costume theater with, and since neither my sisters nor Charlotte are here, my options are kind of limited. What am I supposed to do, roam the halls looking for someone to put in my videos?”

Negan: You could have gone down fighting you big baby… *laughs* I’m just pullin’ Ricks dick, bring in your balls a little bit. You done goo-

Gabriel: What?

Negan: Oh I meant to say pullin’ your dick but a. I can’t even joke about that, b. Lying to a priest would be blasphemous so I’m just telling you what really goes on, and c. I’m imagining what would have happened if Rick had been locked in this trailer with me instead of you… AND FOR FUCK SAKES WHY COULDN’T THAT HAVE GONE DOWN?! Imagine it! Rick all hot, sweaty, angry, scared… Shit! But here YOU are instead Gaby, what the fuck am I supposed to do with you?!

Gabriel: … What was that about not being blasphemous Negan?

  • otp: it's a pretty name.
  • otp: i'm a friend
  • otp: it looks better on you
  • otp: i was hoping to find you
  • otp: it was lucky you came
  • otp: when he's around it's like the lights dim everywhere else
  • otp: maybe i like you
  • otp: i don't wanna get you dead
  • otp: you even look pretty when you go to sleep
  • otp: sleep tight
  • otp: that is so romantic
  • otp: perfect gentleman
  • otp: when i'm around you all i can think about is how badly i want to kiss you.
  • otp: you're in love with a vampire
  • otp: it was unbelievable
  • otp: he's never done anything to hurt me
  • otp: i have feelings for him
  • otp: i just wanted to see if you were okay
  • otp: i care about him
  • otp: i have to walk away
  • otp: it's painful
  • otp: it's too hard for me to be around her
  • otp: a vampire in love with a slayer
  • otp: do you think i could stand it if anything happened to you
  • otp: i really like your dress
  • otp: i missed you
  • otp: i'm not gonna fight you
  • otp: you can't just turn and walk away from me
  • otp: i can walk you home
  • otp: one thing already has led to another
  • otp: i'm just trying to protect you
  • otp: when you kiss me i wanna die
  • otp: you're never gonna get between those two
  • otp: things used to be simple, then she came along
  • otp: yeah, i get jealous
  • otp: do you love me
  • otp: i love you
  • otp: i wanted to make sure you were okay
  • otp: you're the one freaky thing in my freaky world that still makes sense to me
  • otp: let's get you some place safe
  • otp: nobody messes with my boyfriend
  • otp: you shouldn't have to touch me when i'm like this
  • otp: i didn't even notice
  • otp: you stay away from her
  • otp: he's good
  • otp: what did you do to him
  • otp: if we don't go now he could die
  • otp: kiss me
  • otp: finally something i wanna do
  • otp: when I look into the future all i see is you
  • otp: all I want is you
  • otp: i'm right here
  • otp: surprise me
  • otp: i like seeing you first thing in the morning
  • otp: the part where we say goodbye is getting harder
  • otp: what if I never feel this way again
  • otp: i'll be back
  • otp: i have something for you
  • otp: it's a sign of devotion
  • otp: where it with the heart pointing towards you
  • otp: it means you belong to someone
  • otp: don't go
  • otp: take me instead of her
  • otp: you almost went away today
  • otp: i love you, i try not to but i can't stop
  • otp: just kiss me
  • otp: she made me feel like a human being
  • otp: i was so worried
  • otp: my first instinct is to run to him
  • otp: you're still the only thing he thinks about
  • otp: i need her
  • otp: i'll die without her
  • otp: i can't stop thinking about her
  • otp: you made me the man i am today
  • otp: he was the first, i mean the only
  • otp: i wanted to say goodbye
  • otp: you are the one thing in this dimension i will miss
  • otp: you can't kill me
  • otp: i know you loved him and he proved more than once that he loved you
  • otp: i love you
  • otp: close your eyes
  • otp: i'm gonna keep helping you get better
  • otp: i worry about you
  • otp: be careful
  • otp: you'll be in love until it kills you both
  • otp: what i want from you i can never have
  • otp: there's got to be some way we can still see each other
  • otp: tell me you don't love me
  • otp: i had to see you
  • otp: i'll never hurt her
  • otp: stay with me
  • otp: forever
  • otp: i'll never leave
  • otp: i want you so badly
  • otp: i want to take comfort in you
  • otp: you have the power to do real good
  • otp: i love you so much
  • otp: i tried to make you go away, i killed you and it didn't help
  • otp: i hate that it's so hard and that you can hurt me so much
  • otp: i wish i wished you dead, but i don't, i can't
  • otp: if I can't convince you that you belong in this world, i don't know what can
  • otp: strength is fighting, we can do it together
  • otp: it's important to keep fighting
  • otp: it's sweet and thoughtful
  • otp: you could never be hopeless or boring, even if you tried
  • otp: you walked down the steps and i loved you
  • otp: i could see your heart
  • otp: more than anything I wanted to keep your heart safe, warm it with my own
  • otp: i can't watch you die again
  • otp: i love you, nothing can change that, not even death
  • otp: i am not ready to lose you
  • otp: i like you
  • otp: i wanted to take you out somewhere fun
  • otp: it feels nice just to feel
  • otp: i love her
  • otp: you were a real soldier
  • otp: is there anything i can do to make it better
  • otp: you still my girl? - always
  • otp: i just wanna make sure you're safe
  • otp: i won't let anything happen to you
  • otp: no matter what i'll always be with you
  • otp: i love you, even if you're covered with slime
  • otp: you look good
  • otp: i hated hurting you, more than i could stand
  • otp: i've been with dozens of girls and more and there's no comparison
  • otp: in exactly 243 years i've loved exactly one person
  • otp: i can help you
  • otp: we'll be okay
  • otp: i think you look perfect
  • otp: you're all she can see of tomorrow
  • otp: i've been thinking about our future
  • otp: you deserve more
  • otp: you know how much i love you
  • otp: don't love you? i didn't know i had a choice in that
  • otp: i want my life to be with you
  • otp: how am i supposed to stay away from you
  • otp: right now i'm just trying to keep from dying
  • otp: i feel like i can't breathe
  • otp: i miss you
  • otp: it's a big night, i didn't wanna miss it
  • otp: dance with me
  • otp: you're gonna be okay
  • otp: i can't leave you
  • otp: i need you
  • otp: i didn't wanna go without seeing you
  • otp: you have to live
  • otp: it is never over
  • otp: i won't let you die
  • otp: i'm not going to say goodbye
  • otp: if I was blind i would find you
  • otp: forever, that's the point
  • otp: i was there to protect her
  • otp: she will always be part of me and that's never going to change
  • otp: when you're around i feel you whether i see you or not
  • otp: as far as kisses go i thought it was well above average
  • otp: it was incredible
  • otp: i need to be sure you won't get hurt
  • otp: i'm not saying i don't want you, you know how much i do
  • otp: this is the dream
  • otp: it feels pretty amazing
  • otp: we'll make it work
  • otp: i want to stay awake so this day can keep happening
  • otp: this is the first time i ever really felt this way
  • otp: it's perfect
  • otp: we're together
  • otp: how can we be together if the cost is your life
  • otp: i won't just stand by and watch you fight, maybe die, alone
  • otp: more than ever i know how much i love you
  • otp: how am i supposed to go on with my life knowing what we had
  • otp: i felt your heart beat
  • otp: i'll never forget
  • otp: his moment of true happiness occurred because he was with her
  • otp: i loved him more than i will ever love anything in this life
  • otp: i would have given everything i had to be with him
  • otp: do you have any idea what it was like for me to see you with her
  • otp: i see you again and it cuts me up inside
  • otp: in all those years no one ever mattered, not like she did
  • otp: i came here because you were in danger
  • otp: i just wanted to make sure she was all right
  • otp: i can stay in town as long as you want
  • otp: how's forever
  • otp: i just wanna bask
  • otp: shoulder to shoulder, i'm yours
  • otp: i can't risk you
  • otp: ours is a forever love

Title: Valentines and Denial (part 4)

Fandom: Miraculous Ladybug

Pairing: Marichat with some heavily implied Ladynoir

Word count: 2992 I have no self control

Originally inspired by this post by @lilacblossoms

I promised I’d post it tonight, so…here it is. This fic is gonna be the death of me. (Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3)

“You’re in love with a picture, Princess. Fairy tale princes like that don’t exist.”


This wasn’t happening.

Oh, God, this couldn’t be happening.

“Hey, Princess,” Chat greeted Marinette as she arrived in a breathless panic on the terrace. He was leaning back against the railing in what was clearly meant to be a seductive pose. Personally Marinette thought it just made him look like the dork he was.

“What are you doing here?” she sputtered. “It’s the middle of the night!”

He grinned. “So I noticed.”

“That’s not funny! Why are you here? Did you follow me home or something?” Please, she prayed to whatever divine being might be listening, don’t let him know I’m Ladybug. Please don’t let him have followed me home.

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I wish I had an explanation for this beyond “I am Undertale shipping trash” but I don’t, so here’s a little 1am concept: Sariel Dreemurr
–She likes to teleport on top of the fridge when Toriel tries to get her to do her homework.
–She uses the Gasterblasters as umbrellas and sleds and flashlights
–She keeps her half brother in a potted plant and waters him when Frisk isn’t around to do it.
–Alphys comes over every other week to run tests and try to figure out how the heck Sariel was even accomplished.
–Undyne doesn’t want to know.