otp: we don't talk about that

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Kurt, what if it’s only a matter of time before I become like that?

  • Logan: hey, babe. I got you some cookies.
  • Patton: oh thank you. you're so sweet!
  • Logan: anytime.
  • Patton: these are good! mm where'd you buy this?
  • Logan: I confiscated them from my students.
  • Patton: you...you what.
  • Logan: took them from my students. yeah.
  • Patton: Lo. We talked about this. You can't keep taking stuff from your students.
  • Logan: uh. I can. and I will.-- Hey, Anxiety. I got you some headphones.
  • Anxiety: nice.
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19 weeks of Captain Swan

Week 5 ● Captain Swan + ‘Underrated’ Moments

One Direction Asks
  • What Makes You Beautiful: Name three things you love about yourself.
  • Gotta Be You: Talk about your crush!
  • One Thing: What's one thing your dream girl/boy HAS to have?
  • More Than This: What's the bravest thing you ever did?
  • Up All Night: Talk about the craziest night of your life.
  • I Wish: What's your biggest dream?
  • Tell Me A Lie: What was your most recent lie?
  • Taken: Talk about your last relationship.
  • I Want: Name three things you want in life
  • Everything About You: Who's your biggest celebrity crush?
  • Same Mistakes: What's your most common mistake?
  • Save You Tonight: Which three things would you save if there was a fire?
  • Stole My Heart: Have you ever fallen for someone you shouldn't have fallen for?
  • Stand Up: What's your favourite sport?
  • Moments: Talk about something good that recently happened to you.
  • Another World: Which fictional world would you want to live in if you could?
  • Na Na Na: What's one thing you can never say no to?
  • I Should Have Kissed You: Is there something you regret?
  • Live While We're Young: Talk about a childhood memory.
  • Kiss You: Tell the story of your first kiss.
  • Little Things: Name five things you find attractive in others.
  • C'Mon, C'Mon: What's your dream destination for a good vacation?
  • Last First Kiss: Do you want to get married? If so, talk about your dream wedding.
  • Heart Attack: Are you jealous?
  • Rock Me: List your ten favourite bands.
  • Change My Mind: Are you good at making final decisions or do you easily change your mind?
  • I Would: Name three guilty pleasures of yours.
  • Over Again: Talk about your first love.
  • Back For You: Talk about your best friend.
  • They Don't Know About Us: Share a secret!
  • Summer Love: Talk about a summer memory.
  • She's Not Afraid: What's your favourite horror film?
  • Loved You First: Are you a possessive person?
  • Nobody Compares: Who's your idol?
  • Still The One: What's one thing you can't seem to get over?
  • Best Song Ever: List your ten favourite songs.
  • Story Of My Life: List five things you can't live without.
  • Diana: What would you name your children?
  • Midnight Memories: Talk about a dream you recently had.
  • You & I: Talk about your OTP.
  • Don't Forget Where You Belong: Where do you feel home?
  • Strong: What are your three best qualities?
  • Happily: Name three things that make you happy.
  • Right Now: Do you miss someone at the moment?
  • Little Black Dress: How would you describe your style?
  • Through The Dark: What helps you when you're feeling down?
  • Something Great: Where do you see yourself in ten years?
  • Little White Lies: Talk about your #1 sexual fantasy.
  • Better Than Words: Do you read fanfiction? If so, what's your favourite fanfiction?
  • Why Don't We Go There?: Which big cities have you been to?
  • Does He Know?: Would you be up for a threesome?
  • Alive: What's one thing you'd never tell your "real life" friends?
  • Half A Heart: What's your favourite lovestory? ( Book, film, etc. )
  • Steal My Girl: Did you ever steal anything?
  • Ready To Run: If you could have one super power, which would you choose?
  • Where Do Broken Hearts Go?: Talk about the best concert you ever attented.
  • 18: Do you wish you were younger or older?
  • Girl Almighty: What makes you sexy?
  • Fool's Gold: Do you fall for people quickly?
  • Night Changes: What's one thing you don't ever want to change?
  • No Control: Can you control your temper ?
  • Fireproof: What scares you?
  • Spaces: Did you ever let someone go for good?
  • Stockholm Syndrome: Name five kinks of yours.
  • Clouds: What's your star sign? Does your personality match it?
  • Change Your Ticket: What would you do with a million dollars?
  • Illusion: Do you believe in higher powers?
  • Once In A Lifetime: What's three things you want to do before you die?
  • Act My Age: Do you consider yourself mature?
  • Just Can't Let Her Go: Name five turn ons.
  • Cas: DEAN?
  • Dean: yeah?
  • Cas: where is my angel blade?
  • Dean: what?
  • Cas: WHERE. IS. MY. ANGEL BLADE?
  • Dean: I, uh, put it away.
  • Cas: WHERE?
  • Dean: WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?
  • Cas: I NEED IT!
  • Dean: UH UH. DON'T YOU THINK ABOUT RUNNING OFF AND DOING NO-DARING-SHIT. WE'VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR TWO MONTHS!
  • Cas: HEAVEN IS IN DANGER!
  • Dean: MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!
  • Cas: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY ANGEL BLADE IS, HUMAN! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!
  • Dean: greater good? I am your HUSBAND. I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET.
  • Clarke: *Sacrifices for everyone by injecting herself with Nightblood to be put in a radioactive oven*
  • Bellamy: *screaming from Arkadia* WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK CLARKE I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO SEE EACHOTHER AGAIN REMEMBER HOW WE TALKED ABOUT KEEPING YOU ALIVE AND THAT YOU DON'T MAKE IT EASIER?!? THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!! STOP BEING SO SELFLESS WOMAN GODDAMN!
(In a car that's broken down on the side of the road)
  • Person A: Dude I can feel the cold killing me. The worst place to be stuck in the cold is a car.
  • Person B: ...
  • Person A: We need warmth or we will die.
  • Person B: ...
  • Person A: We must use our body heat to warm each other, I know it's weird. Don't you want to live though?
  • Person B: ...
  • Person A: ...
  • Person B: It's 97 degrees outside, what the crap are you talking about?
Voltron: Legendary Defender

Before Watching: Everyone’s watching this show and talking about how great it is and how Keith and Lance are OTP. Guess I gotta watch it.

After Watching: CORAN CORAN CORAN CORAN CORAN CORAN CORAN CORAN CORAN CORAN CORAN CORAN CORAN CORAN CORAN CORAN CORAN CORAN MY SWEET SEXY MUSTACHE BABE. GOD BLESS.

  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Cassian:</b> NESTA!!<p/><b>Nesta:</b> What?<p/><b>Cassian:</b> Where's my sword?<p/><b>Nesta:</b> What?!<p/><b>Cassian:</b> Where. Is. My. Sword??<p/><b>Nesta:</b> I, uh, put it away.<p/><b>Cassian:</b> Where?<p/><b>Nesta:</b> WHY do you need to know??<p/><b>Cassian:</b> I need it!<p/><b>Nesta:</b> Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no daring-do! We've been planning this dinner for two months!<p/><b>Cassian:</b> The Night Court is in danger!<p/><b>Nesta:</b> My evening is in danger!<p/><b>Cassian:</b> You tell me where my sword is, Nesta! We are talking about the greater good!<p/><b>Nesta:</b> "Greater good?" I am your mate! I am the greatest good you are ever gonna get!<p/></p><p/></p>
Jeongcheol x The Incredibles
  • Seungcheol: Hannie!?
  • Jeonghan: What?
  • Seungcheol: Where's my super suit?
  • Jeonghan: What?
  • Seungcheol: Where-is-my-super-suit!
  • Jeonghan: I, uh, put it away!
  • *Helicopter explodes outside*
  • Seungcheol: Where!
  • Jeonghan: Why do you *need* to know!
  • Seungcheol: I need it!!
  • *Desperately rummaging through belongings in drawer*
  • Jeonghan: Uh-UH Don't YOU think about running off in no daring-do, we've been planning this dinner for 2 months!!
  • Seungcheol: The PUBLIC IS IN DANGER!
  • Jeonghan: MY EVENING's IN DANGER!!
  • Seungcheol: You tell me where my suit is Mister, we are talking about the greater good!
  • Jeonghan: GREATER GOOD!? I am your HUSBAND, I am the greatest *good you are ever gonna get!!