otp: we don't talk about that

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Kurt, what if it’s only a matter of time before I become like that?

3

With all these attacks you shouldn’t be out on your own.
—  Well, I’m not on my own, I’m here with you, High Warlock of Brooklyn.

One Direction Asks
  • What Makes You Beautiful: Name three things you love about yourself.
  • Gotta Be You: Talk about your crush!
  • One Thing: What's one thing your dream girl/boy HAS to have?
  • More Than This: What's the bravest thing you ever did?
  • Up All Night: Talk about the craziest night of your life.
  • I Wish: What's your biggest dream?
  • Tell Me A Lie: What was your most recent lie?
  • Taken: Talk about your last relationship.
  • I Want: Name three things you want in life
  • Everything About You: Who's your biggest celebrity crush?
  • Same Mistakes: What's your most common mistake?
  • Save You Tonight: Which three things would you save if there was a fire?
  • Stole My Heart: Have you ever fallen for someone you shouldn't have fallen for?
  • Stand Up: What's your favourite sport?
  • Moments: Talk about something good that recently happened to you.
  • Another World: Which fictional world would you want to live in if you could?
  • Na Na Na: What's one thing you can never say no to?
  • I Should Have Kissed You: Is there something you regret?
  • Live While We're Young: Talk about a childhood memory.
  • Kiss You: Tell the story of your first kiss.
  • Little Things: Name five things you find attractive in others.
  • C'Mon, C'Mon: What's your dream destination for a good vacation?
  • Last First Kiss: Do you want to get married? If so, talk about your dream wedding.
  • Heart Attack: Are you jealous?
  • Rock Me: List your ten favourite bands.
  • Change My Mind: Are you good at making final decisions or do you easily change your mind?
  • I Would: Name three guilty pleasures of yours.
  • Over Again: Talk about your first love.
  • Back For You: Talk about your best friend.
  • They Don't Know About Us: Share a secret!
  • Summer Love: Talk about a summer memory.
  • She's Not Afraid: What's your favourite horror film?
  • Loved You First: Are you a possessive person?
  • Nobody Compares: Who's your idol?
  • Still The One: What's one thing you can't seem to get over?
  • Best Song Ever: List your ten favourite songs.
  • Story Of My Life: List five things you can't live without.
  • Diana: What would you name your children?
  • Midnight Memories: Talk about a dream you recently had.
  • You & I: Talk about your OTP.
  • Don't Forget Where You Belong: Where do you feel home?
  • Strong: What are your three best qualities?
  • Happily: Name three things that make you happy.
  • Right Now: Do you miss someone at the moment?
  • Little Black Dress: How would you describe your style?
  • Through The Dark: What helps you when you're feeling down?
  • Something Great: Where do you see yourself in ten years?
  • Little White Lies: Talk about your #1 sexual fantasy.
  • Better Than Words: Do you read fanfiction? If so, what's your favourite fanfiction?
  • Why Don't We Go There?: Which big cities have you been to?
  • Does He Know?: Would you be up for a threesome?
  • Alive: What's one thing you'd never tell your "real life" friends?
  • Half A Heart: What's your favourite lovestory? ( Book, film, etc. )
  • Steal My Girl: Did you ever steal anything?
  • Ready To Run: If you could have one super power, which would you choose?
  • Where Do Broken Hearts Go?: Talk about the best concert you ever attented.
  • 18: Do you wish you were younger or older?
  • Girl Almighty: What makes you sexy?
  • Fool's Gold: Do you fall for people quickly?
  • Night Changes: What's one thing you don't ever want to change?
  • No Control: Can you control your temper ?
  • Fireproof: What scares you?
  • Spaces: Did you ever let someone go for good?
  • Stockholm Syndrome: Name five kinks of yours.
  • Clouds: What's your star sign? Does your personality match it?
  • Change Your Ticket: What would you do with a million dollars?
  • Illusion: Do you believe in higher powers?
  • Once In A Lifetime: What's three things you want to do before you die?
  • Act My Age: Do you consider yourself mature?
  • Just Can't Let Her Go: Name five turn ons.
  • <p> <b>Logan:</b> hey, babe. I got you some cookies.<p/><b>Patton:</b> oh thank you. you're so sweet!<p/><b>Logan:</b> anytime.<p/><b>Patton:</b> these are good! mm where'd you buy this?<p/><b>Logan:</b> I confiscated them from my students.<p/><b>Patton:</b> you...you what.<p/><b>Logan:</b> took them from my students. yeah.<p/><b>Patton:</b> Lo. We talked about this. You can't keep taking stuff from your students.<p/><b>Logan:</b> uh. I can. and I will.-- Hey, Anxiety. I got you some headphones.<p/><b>Anxiety:</b> nice.<p/></p>
8

19 weeks of Captain Swan

Week 5 ● Captain Swan + ‘Underrated’ Moments

  • Cas: DEAN?
  • Dean: yeah?
  • Cas: where is my angel blade?
  • Dean: what?
  • Cas: WHERE. IS. MY. ANGEL BLADE?
  • Dean: I, uh, put it away.
  • Cas: WHERE?
  • Dean: WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?
  • Cas: I NEED IT!
  • Dean: UH UH. DON'T YOU THINK ABOUT RUNNING OFF AND DOING NO-DARING-SHIT. WE'VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR TWO MONTHS!
  • Cas: HEAVEN IS IN DANGER!
  • Dean: MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!
  • Cas: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY ANGEL BLADE IS, HUMAN! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!
  • Dean: greater good? I am your HUSBAND. I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET.

Apparently they uploaded another trailer (incl. Izzy, Luke and THIS KISS!!!) but then they deleted it??? I am just sitting here… laughing. This promotion team…. istg. 🙈

That aside… ASJSKJAKSJKAJSJAKSJSKJAS 

MALEC!!!!!!

Also, can we please all whine again because of the lighting? Just when I thought it might look a bit better when watching the teaser. 

(In a car that's broken down on the side of the road)
  • Person A: Dude I can feel the cold killing me. The worst place to be stuck in the cold is a car.
  • Person B: ...
  • Person A: We need warmth or we will die.
  • Person B: ...
  • Person A: We must use our body heat to warm each other, I know it's weird. Don't you want to live though?
  • Person B: ...
  • Person A: ...
  • Person B: It's 97 degrees outside, what the crap are you talking about?
Voltron: Legendary Defender

Before Watching: Everyone’s watching this show and talking about how great it is and how Keith and Lance are OTP. Guess I gotta watch it.

After Watching: CORAN CORAN CORAN CORAN CORAN CORAN CORAN CORAN CORAN CORAN CORAN CORAN CORAN CORAN CORAN CORAN CORAN CORAN MY SWEET SEXY MUSTACHE BABE. GOD BLESS.

8

anonymous asked:

But could you write a Drabble? About Sasuke finding out about the boy on boy? Like maybe Sakuras pretending to be so innocent and Sai brings it up innocently as a correction

“They are great novels,” Ino insisted, eyes narrowed defensively as she stared at her longtime childhood friend. “I mean, there’s no denying that Jiraiya was a distastefully perverted man—but he sure knew how to write the steamiest stories!”

Sakura scowled. “You’re out of your mind, Pig. The Icha Icha series is gross—but of course you have no taste, so it’s to be expected you’d like it!”

Ino gaped, before glowering furiously “You bi—have you even read any of them?”

Sakura nearly sputtered in reply, cheeks flushing hotly. “I—no! Of course not! But I’ve glimpsed enough pages from Kakashi-sensei’s books to know how awful it is!”

From his place by his wife’s side, Sasuke exhaled a long breath and closed his eyes, rubbing the bridge of his nose. Ino and Sakura were nearly always a headache to be around when they bickered together, and in the seven years they had been married, he still had yet to get used to it.

“Oh? You two are fighting again?” a familiar voice called, then—one that only ever irritated Sasuke all the more. 

He had never grown used to Sai’s odd ways and disturbing smiles, after all.

“Honey!” Ino exclaimed, as she’d turned in her seat and taken in the sight of her smiling husband. “You’re back from your mission?”

Stepping closer, Sai leaned in and kissed his wife hello, before taking the seat beside her own and acquiescing, “Yes, I’ve just gotten back from my mission report with Hokage-sama.”

Ino wasted no time taking his hand in hers, interlocking their fingers. “Well it’s about time,” she said, raking her nail against his knee in a not so subtle move. “I’ve missed you…”

Sakura made a face, throwing an incredulous look Sasuke’s way. The latter merely shrugged, unsurprised at the blonde’s antics. After all she had always been rather blunt, in this way.

“So did everything go well, Sai?” Sakura called then, voice a bit sharp in the hopes of bringing back the two murmuring parents back to their more immediate reality.

Blinking, Sai turned his attention to her and smiled that strange smile of his, nodding assuredly. “It did. No unforeseen problems,” he said. “Now what were you and my wife fighting about this time, Ugly?”

Sasuke’s fist curled, nose flaring in annoyance; he never liked hearing that nickname Sai was so keen on giving her even after all this time.

(the only reason he always pushed himself to ignore it, these days, was the fact that it never seemed to bother sakura much.)

“Your wife is a perverted Pig, that’s what,” Sakura snorted, leaning her head against her palm.

Ino reddened. “Not my fault you’re such a prude, Forehead!” she retorted, flipping her hair over her shoulder. “God, your sex life must be so boring if you can’t even appreciate some decent erotica.”

Far from it, Sasuke thought to himself, lip twitching a little in the corner. He sipped on his glass of water to hide it.

“Just because I find those novels awful, it doesn’t mean that I’m a pru—”

“My wife never got a nosebleed from watching two naked men in action, though, so I think that probably makes you the bigger pervert, Ugly.”

Silence took between the four ninjas, tense and long. Sasuke’s brows raised in question; he turned towards Sai, who was still smiling strangely, and blinked. Had he heard right?

When his gaze shifted to Sakura, who was turning unbelievably red, he only found his thoughts confirmed.

(that’s…)

“In fact, if I remember correctly, one of those clones Konohamaru made was disguised as Sasuke—”

“One more word, Sai, and I’m going to rip your spinal cord right out of your ass,” Sakura growled, redder than Sasuke had ever seen her.

A snicker left Ino’s mouth at this. “Oh, Forehead, I never would have thought—”

“I think it’s time my wife and I take our leave, then,” Sai said, tugging on Ino’s arm to keep her from saying anything else. “I’d rather we spend some quality time at home rather than being pummeled into a two week hospital stay.”

At this, Ino seemed to perk up, easily allowing her husband to pull her away from the small street booth. “Don’t you dare think that I’m going to let you get away with this, Forehead! I’m hearing the rest of this story, you hear me?”

“You wish!” Sakura yelled back, still as flushed as ever.

A silence took over the two of them as they were left alone.

“…Should I ask—”

Cutting off his words with a loud, shameful groan, Sakura hid her head between her arms, completely humiliated. “Oh gods, can we please not talk about this here? It’s so embarrassing…”

Unsure of what to say or do anymore, Sasuke merely nodded, and let a silence take place between them once more.

But then, after a long moment: “…It wasn’t with Naruto, was it?”

Sakura let out a muffled moan. “Worse.”

4

are you psyched to finally end this? i thought you were. i thought i was too. but if we end this, what happens to this? i don’t know. we need to talk about this.

  • Clarke: *Sacrifices for everyone by injecting herself with Nightblood to be put in a radioactive oven*
  • Bellamy: *screaming from Arkadia* WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK CLARKE I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO SEE EACHOTHER AGAIN REMEMBER HOW WE TALKED ABOUT KEEPING YOU ALIVE AND THAT YOU DON'T MAKE IT EASIER?!? THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!! STOP BEING SO SELFLESS WOMAN GODDAMN!
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Cassian:</b> NESTA!!<p/><b>Nesta:</b> What?<p/><b>Cassian:</b> Where's my sword?<p/><b>Nesta:</b> What?!<p/><b>Cassian:</b> Where. Is. My. Sword??<p/><b>Nesta:</b> I, uh, put it away.<p/><b>Cassian:</b> Where?<p/><b>Nesta:</b> WHY do you need to know??<p/><b>Cassian:</b> I need it!<p/><b>Nesta:</b> Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no daring-do! We've been planning this dinner for two months!<p/><b>Cassian:</b> The Night Court is in danger!<p/><b>Nesta:</b> My evening is in danger!<p/><b>Cassian:</b> You tell me where my sword is, Nesta! We are talking about the greater good!<p/><b>Nesta:</b> "Greater good?" I am your mate! I am the greatest good you are ever gonna get!<p/></p><p/></p>