otp: the messengers

  • Jumin Han: Luciel taught me a new word today.
  • ZEN: Oh. Which one?
  • Jumin Han: Tsundere.
  • Jumin Han: I think it describes you perfectly.
  • ZEN: Wtf?!
  • ZEN: I'M NOT A FREAKING TSUNDERE.
  • Jumin Han: If you say so~ :3
  • ZEN: Stupid trust fund jerk.
  • Jumin Han: Ah, I have to go now. I have a meeting in 10 minutes.
  • ZEN: Like I care.
  • ZEN: ...
  • ZEN: Don't skip lunch, okay?
Whenever I join a new fandom
  • <p> <b>Me:</b> This fandom is awesome! These posts are so lit!<p/><b>Brain:</b> contribute<p/><b>Me:</b> Maybe I should write fanfiction?<p/><b>Brain:</b> no time. you lazy. grammar bad.<p/><b>Me:</b> Uhm, I can try drawing fanart?<p/><b>Brain:</b> can't even draw potato.<p/><b>Me:</b> Then...<p/><b>Brain:</b> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)<p/><b>Me:</b> I see. Shitposting it is.<p/></p>
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>707:</b> Guys, guys, guys.<p/><b>707:</b> I found out something really interesting about Mr. Jumin Han!!<p/><b>Jumin Han:</b> *sigh* Don't tell me it's another gay rumor.<p/><b>MC:</b> Ooooh. I wanna hear it!<p/><b>Jaehee Kang:</b> Me too.<p/><b>Jaehee Kang:</b> *cough* I mean, so I can deal with it later.<p/><b>707:</b> Alright. Since everyone's so interested...<p/><b>707:</b> Jumin has a TATTOO on his back!<p/><b>Yoosung:</b> NO WAY.<p/><b>707:</b> I hear it stretches all the way down to his butt!<p/><b>MC:</b> OMG that's soooo cool.<p/><b>Yoosung:</b> Never would've thought Jumin-hyung would be such a badass.<p/><b>ZEN:</b> What so great about a freaking dragon tattoo anyway?!<p/><b>Yoosung, MC, Jaehee, 707:</b> *shock emoji*<p/><b>Jumin Han:</b> *smirk*<p/><b>ZEN:</b> UGH. NOT AGAIN.<p/><b></b> <b>[ZEN has left the chat]</b> <p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>