otp: that's why i like you

Look, if my romance and sex repulsed ass can respect your decision to ship people, can you please return the favor and let me see everyone as friends??

Me: I’m feeling good today!

Brain: do you realise that you are probably gonna be alive when your favourite author/actor will die

Me: what

Brain: yeah, and also chances are you are also going to watch your OTP die.

Me: what NO

Brain: or maybe half of your OTP

Me: STOP

Brain: or they could be forced to kill each other

Me: WHY MUST YOU HURT ME IN THIS WAY

Brain: Just imagine the possibilities!

Me: *uncontrollable sobbing*

  • Sirius: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
  • Remus: Actually I climbed all the way up from hell.
  • Sirius: That's why you're smoking hot, babe!
  • Remus: How much Firewhiskey have you drunk exactly?
  • Sirius: Is that important? I'm totally fine. Full of great ideas. Like I've just realised that if we got together, we could be called Hellhound. Because you said you came from hell and I'm a doggo. Wuf wuf!
  • Remus: Sirius. We have been married for 5 years.
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Today on “Would You Rather” with the Borgia siblings

Would you rather: 

a) do a socially acceptable Eskimo-kiss and let the tailor standing awkwardly behind you think you’re not that weird

b) do a passionate, totally non-platonic French kiss and let the tailor continue working on your clothes because #multitasking

  • Person A: Hey, are you okay??
  • Person B: Yeah, why??
  • Person A: Cuz for one that's like your 8th coffee/redbull mix. Number two you're stirring your drink with broken doll leg...
  • Person B: *Shaking* I have reached ultimate power! I can hear colours and see sounds~

forlorn-kumquat  asked:

Can I request AUs for teenagers with powers/magic who band together to become superheroes? Thank you.

sure!! :D ((just to let everyone know, most of these can probably easily be turned into ot+ prompts as well))

  • I know we’re all a team to save this place but I swEAR TO GOD STOP QUOTING/COMPARING US TO THE AVENGERS
  • no. we’re not calling ourselves the x-men. just no, okay? it’s probably copyrighted.
    • same for justice league, don’t even try buddy. no, league of justice doesn’t count!!!!
  • okay so we all got our powers from that big accident, and obviously so did the villains. does anybody remember who else was there so we can figure out who and/or how many we’re dealing with?
    • bonus if one or more of the villains gets included into the otp/ot+
  • woah woah woah I thought we were the GOOD GUYS I didn’t sign up for this
  • so each of us has an element? that’s pretty coo- DONT YOU DARE START QUOTING AVATAR. IM WATCHING YOU
    • “even if we find a boy trapped in an iceball?” EVEN IF WE FIND A BOY TRAPPED IN AN ICEBALL
    • “that’s modern zuko” I SWEAR TO GOD
  • you know what? I quit. I’m done. I have finals coming up, I don’t have time for this. Do whatever you want, I don’t care anymore
  • “why does it feel like you’re purposefully trying to lose” I DONT WANNA TAKE MY EXAMS OKAY JUST K I L L ME ALREADY you don’t even have to kill me just like, put me in a temporary coma or SOMETHING
  • I don’t even know how to drive yet!!!!! Why am I flying!?!?!?!?!?????

I hope these work for you, have fun! :D

~Mod Karissa

He's too in love to be afraid
  • Otabek: You're always threatening to fight people and that makes me smile.
  • Yuri: I AM GOING TO FIGHT PEOPLE! I AM SCARY AND AM GOING TO FIGHT SOMEONE!
  • Otabek: That's why it makes me smile. It's like watching a small kitten trying to tackle a large ball of yarn.
  • Yuri: I MEAN IT!
  • Otabek: All I hear is a small "meow" from behind a big ball of yarn.
  • Yuri: I'LL FIGHT YOU BEKA IF YOU DON'T STFU!
  • Beka: Scary as a basket of calico kittens~

I made a shitty gif because I was talking about how the director’s commentary mentioned they cut out a “Yang can tie a cherry stem into a knot with her tongue” joke from the volume 2 premiere.
Then I rewatched the part where it would have happened I was like “Yang, why are you looking at Blake while taking the cherry stem out?”

What? NOOOO NOOO, I’m fine, I’m fine really…

I’m fine 

I’m fine 

I’m fine I’m fine I’m fine I’m fine I’m fine I’m fine

~ SPN 12x09 coda ~

The static from the TV in the study almost drowned out the sounds from the TV itself. Still, Cas grabbed the remote from its place by his side, fumbling with the buttons until he could barely hear the TV itself. He did not want to risk waking the boys. Not when they just got back.

Six weeks.

Cas buried his face in his hands as Ross bemoaned his latest breakup or, whatever… He had stopped paying attention to what was happening on Friends weeks ago. At least they were safe now. Safe and home. He could relax again, maybe, if only his mind would allow it.

Down the hall, the kettle started singing. Its high-pitched whistle drew Cas’ attention to the black hole that was the open study door. The whistling stopped almost as soon as it started, and Cas leaned back into the couch cushions. 

A new episode of Friends started and Cas patted his open hand against his thigh in time with the clapping. Shuffling footsteps sounded in the doorway. A familiar silhouette filled the shadowy void of the doorway. The light from the TV highlighted Dean’s profile as he stepped into the study.

Cas scooted over on the couch as Dean set one of the cups of – Cas assumed – tea on the side table. He passed Cas the other mug, and he murmured his thanks as Dean sat down. Dean slouched next to him, their shoulders pressing together.

“Couldn’t sleep?” Cas simply shook his head and took a sip of his tea. “Me neither.” Dean shuddered.

The flickering light from the TV gilded Dean’s nose, cheekbones, and brow. The skin below his eyes was sunken and bruised from lack of sleep. The lines framing his eyes and mouth were taut from stress as he stared unblinkingly at the TV. Cas, of all people – human or otherwise – could understand not being able to sleep. Whatever the reason, he understood.

“Well,” he said after a minute, “You’re home now.” His voice cracked around the word home, and he cleared his throat. “You can rest.” 

On an impulse, he rested his hand on Dean’s knee, brushing his thumb over the curve. Dean turned his head slightly, staring at Cas’ hand before placing his own over it. The warmth reminded him of the back seat of Mary’s car when Dean entangled their fingers. 

A silent declaration. One that might never be spoken.

“You’ll be here when…when I wake up?” 

The apprehension in Dean’s tone and the tremble in his voice set Cas’ heart aching. He squeezed Dean’s knee lightly. “Of course. I’ll watch over you.” At that, Dean seemed to relax, his head soon finding Cas’ shoulder. By the end of the Friends episode, Dean was asleep, his sniffled snores a quiet reminder that he was there. He was safe. He was home.

And that was all that mattered.

Imagine your OTP

Person A and person B are having a fight and person B starts undressing and Person A is trying so hard to stay mad but Person B is down to only their underwear now AND THATS NOT FAIR PERSON B DAMNIT


Has this been done yet? Probably???

♡ true love ♡
  • person A: Ya know, I've always seen (person B) as a wonderful person. I think they're great. I think they deserve the best. I think they deserve someone who'll treat them right. I think they deserve someone who'll treat them like a queen/king.
  • person C:
  • person A: I think they should be loved by the person that can give them what they deserve along with the love they deserve.
  • person C: (person A)-
  • person A: And that's why I'm not interfering with you and (person B)'s relationship. Give them the love they deserve.

anonymous asked:

I? Am sobbing?? Another minjoon lover holy fuck it seems so rare this is gonna sounds stupid but like can you name some reasons why you love it bc i'm just curious cause FUCK THEY CUTE this is confusing my b ILY THO YOU'RE HILARIOUS AND CUTE ILY :'D

rip rip rip thank u so much and YAS B I LOVE MINJOON IM SO GLAD YOU LOVE THEM TOO THEY ARE MY BABIES!

ok well i mean *cries*

they’re so CUDDLY

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namjoon dotes on jimin like crazy

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AND THEN JUST EVERY TIME THEY WERE A COUPLE

SCREAMING THEY WERE ON A DATE!!!!! BINCH!!!!!!


yeah thats why they are my otp

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I wonder why I like this bit so much…