STORY TIME: Before I was dating my fiancee, we were talking about Ninja Warrior or something of that sort. And how cool it would be to go on something like that. So I suggested that one day, way in the future, we go on it dressed as Kakashi and Gai from the Naruto series. Those two specifically because they’re eternal rivals and, of course, ninja, as was my thought process.
Her instant response was to stop, glare at me and say, very loudly and full of horror and disbelief, ‘You ship them!’
Apparently she thought I was using my otp to flirt with her.